I'm going back to the original conceit of this piece: stealing other people's ideas, rubbing off the serial numbers, and calling it my own. This one's taken from Jazzyproz' Bonesology Valentine's Day challenge: "Booth and Brennan, romance, an expensive piece of art/sculpture, someone is pantsless," lifted from Dukefan1982's "The Gala."

I still have one fragment of an idea for my "Bones as Angela's model" story rattling around in my brain, and I might return to it...

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"Booth, you were right. This trip to Italy was the most romantic thing you've ever done. And I love that we got to see Michelangelo's statue of David – it's amazing how he got the human anatomy so perfect in marble, on that scale."

"Yeah, but why couldn't he be wearing pants?"