AoT ch 5

Naruto Shipuden world

"What is that?!" Eren points at a big cloud of dust.

"Well..." I look more closely then I see who it is.

"Two green monkeys running on their hands, one says 'the power of youth' and the other says that's 'right guy sensi'." I sigh heavily.

"What?" I look back at the others then turn back to the green monkeys.

"Youth!" I booming voice rings out from the direction of the monkeys.

"Great~" the two monkeys were going so fast that when they tried to stop…they just ran into us. When they hit a big cloud of dust, covered everything. After the dust cleared I found myself sitting on Shizuo.

"Get off!" Shizuo growls trying not, to punch me.

"Meh~" I get up and walk over to the big group of idiots. Luckily Mikasa and Armin were not in that mishcababble.

"Oh! its lioness!?" Lee says while sitting upside down.

"Hi Lee, Guy." I crouch down to get a better look at guys face.

"Hi lioness, fine day to train isn't it!?" Guy says doing his signicher smile and thumbs up, well in this case its thumbs down.

"Yah~ anyway~ how's everything in Kohana?!" I change the subject before he can start a whole shpeel about youth and some other crap.

"Ah! Naruto is back in the village!" Lee exclaims sitting right side up.

"Oh is that so~" I smile.

"Hay who the heck, are these two freaks!?" Kamanosuke groans as Lee was sitting on his stomach.

"Oh!? In so sorry! I'm rock lee!" Lee helps Kamanosuke up.

"I'm Kamanoske Yuri" Kamanosuke dusts his butt off and turns around to see the others beating sat on.

"Uh~" Jean groans in pain. I felt bad for Izaya, b/c his crotch was being crushed. Levi was under Izaya in an angle where he was face to face with Izaya's crotch. And Eren was Unforchinatly under Levi.

"Alright! That's enough get off." Shizuo kicks guy and Izaya off of Levi and Eren. The he just takes Levi's hand and pulls him up.

"Thanks" Levi then grabs Eren and carries him to a tree.(Eren got knocked out)

"well we got to go!" I tug on Shizuo's sleeve hinting that it was time to go.

"Why don't we escort you to the village?!" Guy says grinning ear to ear.

"Nah~~ I know the way~" I smile politely (I try to avoid going anywhere with these two as much as possible).

"But it's better to travail in group!?" Guy says puffing out is chest going a Tamaki pose (OHSHC) I just quickly text Kyoya a stress message.

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"I really hate how she texts me when she is in trouble~" Kyoya says a bit made at the text.

"I really hate you lioness"

"How can you hate LA!?" KT shouts in Kyoya's ear.

"Yah! If it wasn't for her HBO would have killed you by now!" CG growls, as HBO giggles evilly.

"Yah, yah, yah~" Kyoya shuts his phone off and yawns loudly.

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In the end we ditched the two monkeys and went straight to the village.

"Eren still knocked out?!" I look at Levi who was carrying Eren bride style.

"Yah~" Levi says looking down at Eren's sleeping face.

"Meh! I don't want to go~" I changed my mind on going to the leaf village.

"Then where do you want to go!?" Izaya was still pissed that I took him with us on our crazy adventures.

"If you want you can blog the events~" I purr getting annoyed that he was talking to me rudely.

"Why would I!?" Izaya snaps at me.

"Well it's now your job to do so now! So get cracken!" I toss an extra phone I had on me to Izaya.

"Why exactly?" Armin says walking up to Izaya who just pressed record to the camera.

"Hi~ it's Izaya Orihara and I have been kid-napped by a bunch of idiots. And now I'm in some other world." Izaya says doing a piece sign.

"I am his kidnapper!" I bounce into the view of the camera.

"The dumbass." Jean says walking past me.

"Wow! Did that make you feel good! B/c if it did I will beat the living daylights out of yah!" I glare at Jean while Izaya points the camera to Eren and Levi. Levi was holding Eren till Jean stanched him away from him.

"And there gay!" I wave my hands displaying the 3 boys.

"Shut up lioness, come on!" Shizuo was a bit pissed at Levi, and Jean, b/c they were fighting over Eren. They are very loud~

"Looser!" I yell in Shizuo's ear.

"Shut up bitch" Kamanosuke says walking up to me with a board expression plastered onto his face.

"Back at you!" I shout walking towards Izaya while looking back at Kamanosuke.

"What?" Izaya says looking at me, while I get all into the camera.

"Izaya is gay." I state with a blank face.

"Wh-what!?" Izaya stutters but laughs at how I said it.

"And they're gay!" I point to Eren Jean, and Levi.

"Wha?" Eren slowly opens his eyes.

"Hi sleepy head!" I kick Izaya's knee and dash off to Eren and Jean.

"Ow! What the hell was that for!?" I turn my head and stick my toughn out at him then run off to Eren and Jean.

"Oh! Hi!" Eren says sleepily smiling at me.

"Jean!" Levi trips Jean grabbing Eren.

"You gay~" I purr.

"I know." Levi says kissing Eren on the forehead.

"Hi Levi!" Eren was now completely awake.

"Hay, are we going or what!?" Izaya says a bit impatiently.

"Ok Ok Ok! Oh! One sec!" I run and grab the camera out of Izaya's hands.

"I forgot to contact the Yakuza and tell them to broadcast this!"

"Yakuza!?" Shizuo shouts.

"Yah! And the WBBA, and the other world broadcasters!" I yell getting all excited.

"I hate you!" Izaya growls, glaring at me.

"Well guess what your peeps back home just heard that~" I laugh.

"Do I fucking care!?"

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"Seems lioness go ahold, of the WBBA's TV system." Kyoya says turning on the TV.

"Cool!" KT shouts.

"Not cool, she will get in trouble by the higher-ups." Tsubasa says with his arms crossed.

"Well yah, but she will be able to get away with it no matter what~ so no worries!" ZB says sitting on the floor next to the TV.

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"Hi!" I yell waving my hands in front of the camera.

"Hay get your hands off!" Izaya says getting a bit mad.

"No! Hay Shizuo!"

"Yah?"

"Come here!" I yell waving to the giant.

"K one seconded."

"Hay! So people can see us from the other dymanchin's?" Kamanosuke says walking out of the camera's view.

"Yah~" I turn my head from the camera to look at Kamanosuke. Izaya's phone started to ring.

"Well I just got a text~ lioness I'm stopping the vid." I grab the camera out of Izaya's hands before he said video.

"Hay!" I hear Izaya yell as I run away to Shizuo.

"AH! Save me!" I run behind Shizuo pointing the camera at Izaya walking up to us.

"You little..." Izaya was about to say something but something caught his eye.

"Hay what the heck is that?" Mikasa says pointing to behind me and Shizuo.

"What's what?" I turn around to see orange, black, and yellow thing running towards us.(Again)

"Let's get out, of the way." Levi says grabbing Eren again and walks to the side of the rode.

"Lioness!" I hear Naruto's voice.

"Yah~" I turn around to see Naruto standing in front of me exosted.

"You... You!"

"You what?!" I give the camera to Armin who points it towards me and Naruto.

"You stole all of my ramen!" Naruto says getting up all into my face.

"What!?" I fake gasp, "I would never!" I turn away acting all offended. Then my phone started to ring. Kyo texted me.

"Hay are you listening to me!?"

"One sec!" I put my finger in his face hinting to be quiet.

"Mm..." When I saw the text, I texted back quickly. "Now! Where were we?!"

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"Now where were we my ass! That little!" Kyoya was throwing a temper tantrum while Nile and BL walk in.

"You're a banana!" BL says pointing at Kyoya.

"I'm a what?!"

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Last Time I was in this dymanchin, I snuck into Naruto's 'house' if you can call it that. And I took all of his instant ramen. (No more ramen for me! That's for sher!) After a 10 min long shpeel about steeling, we finally went to the leaf village. Then I get another text. But this text was from Celty for the durarara world.

"Oooh..." Celty told me that Shinra wanted to come and is now throwing a fit.

"Sorry Celty~" I text her back apologetically sighing.

"Oh so what's happening!?" Izaya was on his phone talking to his sister. And Kamanosuke was holding a stray cat while Eren and Armin were petting it.

"Hay! Lioness what the heck did you do to Ikebukuro!?" Shizuo was watching the news on Ikebukuro.

"Whaaaaat!? I didn't do anything!" I raise my hands in defense.

"Your just like the flea, anything bad that happens is always because of you." Shizuo gets a slight glare from me and Izaya.

"Shizu-chan..." Izaya sighs.

"Hay! Armin gimmi the cam!" Armin passes me the camera to me. I point the camera to my face.

"I didn't do anything THAT bad!" I pout.

"That's a lie!" Kamanosuke shouts from behind me.

"I'm calling yoyo!" I shout.

"Who the heck is yoyo? That's such a stupid name!" Levi states hugging Eren from behind.

"Lioness!" Naruto went to get Sakura and the others a few minutes after we got to the village.

"Hi lioness!" Ino says waving to me.

"Ino! Sakura! What's up!" I yell waving back.

"And we're chop liver" Shikamaru says looking at me with a board expression.

"Yummy" Choji says licking his lips.

"Yah yummy! But one seconded! I need to make a.." I didn't need to say anything, Kyo was already calling me.

"Wow! That was fast!" I answer the call with that, getting a small 'tsk'.

"What do you want?"

"Oh~ nothing just need you to put CG on the phone~"

"Fine" all I heated was shuffling till I heard CG's voice

"Meh~ I was taking a cat nap!"

"To bad! Oh! What was I gonna ask you?"

"Baka"

"Can it! You can't judge!"

"Well yah I actually can~ I don't have short-term memory"

"Meani!"

"Whatever~ oh yah you know people can hear our conversation right?"

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"Are you that dumb?"

"Don't call me dumb! I'm just... Special..."

"Your point being?"

"Meh~"

"You're not a good friend!"

"You're not either"

"I am too!"

"No, sorry just stating a fact~"

"You're not nice!" After I yell that out I hang up the phone fuming.

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"Well, she hung up~" CG mumbles handing phone back to Kyo.

"Yep, and everyone heard your conversation," Kyoya sighs riling his eyes at my stupidity for being loud.

"Well I don't really care that much~ night!" After biding the world a good night, even though it was the afternoon, CG fell asleep again for a quick cat nap.

{with me}

"Well! I think it's time to go!" I term to the others with a bit of a chill in my voice still mad at CG.

"What about the others? They wanted to see you off, and why so early!? You just got here!" Naruto looks at me a bit confused on why I'm leaving so soon.

"Well~ I don't want to stay here and almost get killed by the Akatski~ so yah..."

"Who's the Akatski?" Eren looks at me wondering what the heck I am talking about.

"It's nothing you should know about my dear" I gently pat him on the head making Mikasa, Jean and Levi glare at me. I just shrugged it off and focused my attention on the pissed Naruto.

"What! It's not my fault that their after me!"

"Who said it was your fault?"

"You made it sound like you meant that!"

"Ah! Fine! Bye!" And with that I open a portle and fors the ones that need to get back home into it.

"Bye!" Naruto stomps off to go and tell the others that I left.

{new world}

"Well. I'm tired!" We found ourselves in a park.

"Me to but first" Levi flats at me a bit annoyed that I dragged him to a mother world.

"Where are we?" Kamanosuke finished Levi's question looking at he's surroundings.

"Don't know"

Hi! What anime should I do next? I'm thinking of Hetalia but I want some outside help! Or I gimmi some good ideas! thanks for reading my fanfic! And sorry for spelling and grammar! I shall forever suck at it~ anyways, lioness over and out!