Mindy and Harley get into some trouble. Some sexual content and mild hijinks. Please review!

Mindy sat in a makeup chair in front of a large mirror. She sat still as clown makeup was applied to her face. Harley leaned, looking over Mindy's shoulder at her twin.

"There that looks better! Now let's put a smile on that face!"

She got out her own ruby red lipstick and smeared it across Mindy's lips. Mindy laughed maniacally, "I love it, Harley!"

"Looks like you're ready for a night on the town!" She walked her over to a standup mirror and presented her with a new outfit. "I made a few alterations to your suit. Kept the skirt. But now you can show off your legs!"

Mindy put the new suit on, armless purple jacket and skirt, underneath all she had on was a G-string. Harley let her keep the boots because she didn't look like Sue could handle heels. Mindy did a twirl as she looked at herself in the mirror. "Purple is my favorite color!"

"Mine too," Harley smiled, looking over her handy work. She put a stop to Mindy's twirling for a second and held her from behind. "I also gave your bongos some lift!" She squeezed Mindy's breasts to illustrate her point.

"Wow! You're so smart, Harley!"

Harley turned and faced her; without the wig and mask she looked a lot better. "What say we paint this town red, huh?"

Mindy nodded enthusiastically.

Harley decided to give her a little warm up just to see what she was capable of. She lent her her bat and Mindy got to smashing car and store front windows. She kept a look out to make sure no one was around.

"Alright, that's enough for now, little me, let's bag some loot and scoot."

They turned a dark corner and bumped into a young couple all dressed up. The sight of these two freakish clown women was enough to scare anyone half to death even in this crime ridden city.

"Don't hurt us, please!" The man tried handing his watch to Harley but his girlfriend pulled out some mace, spraying Mindy. Mindy instinctively shielded herself but still managed to get some of that shit sprayed in her eyes. She grabbed the mace, almost breaking the woman's hand. Harley snatched the man's wallet, "Thanks, creep!" She shoved him and kicked the woman while she was distracted by her sprained wrist.

Mindy's eyes were stinging bad and Harley knew they were going to have to cut this crime spree a little shorter than planned. She sat Mindy down by a dumpster and stole a bottle of water from a convenience store. She came back and rinsed her eyes out, "I know it hurts like a mother, Tit Girl but this is the best I can do."

Something alerted her attention, a shadow jumping down at the end of that filthy back of the store. Harley took out her pistol and fired at it. But it got closer, getting bigger and bigger. It's figure becoming more apparent with that long cloak and cape and pointed ears. She fired another two shots before grabbing Mindy. She knew it was pointless running, she knew he was fast and probably already guessed where she was headed, she couldn't give away the warehouse 's location.

"What's happening?" Mindy kept up but her vision was still blurred.

"Bats! We gotta move!" Harley ordered her.

They were out of the Batman's sight, so close. "Bats?" Mindy exclaimed. She put up a fight with Harley to get free. "Let me at him!"

"No!" Harley struggled.

"I'll protect you, Harley! I can take him!"

Harley took hold of Mindy's face and looked her in the eyes, "Just my kind of crazy, kid, but we gotta protect Mr.J's supply or else he's going to be furious!"

"You got it, Harley!" She saluted.

They hid for a while in the back of an old shop until Harley was positive the coast was clear. Of course with all of her run ins with this rodent she knew that he could surprise her by springing out of nowhere. She had her gun ready while Mindy readied the bat. They looked left in right and booked it.

Both were out of breath and laughing. Harley picked Mindy up in her arms. "So proud of you, Tit Girl!"

"You mean you're not mad that I didn't smash those two's heads in?"

Harley hugged her tight, it was like she was meeting a long lost sister or BFF for the first time. She heard some grunts coming from her bosom. Mindy was getting uncomfortable, the hug of course going on longer than either anticipated. Mindy started pushing on Harley but she wasn't letting go. That's when Mindy finally said, "What are you doing?" This seemed strange, her voice was in such a grouchy tone.

"Sorry, am I crushing your ribs, Tit Girl?"

"Tit Girl?" Mindy finally pushed free and stared down Harley. She looked ready for a fight. "What the hell is going on?"

"Uh oh," Harley knew Hit Girl was back, the gas must've worn off. "Come on, you remember me? Harley? Your partner in crime? I did your makeup!"

Mindy checked her reflection in a grime coveted window, she was just about ready for a nervous breakdown. "Ah! You turned me into you!"

"Yeah! Pretty neat, right?" Harley smiled widely.

"Fucking shit!" Mindy tried wiping the white makeup off her face but only smeared the red lipstick around.

Harley slowly walked over to a table with one of the gas guns, "Now calm down, Tit Girl. You just need another dose of medicine. You can trust me I'm a doctor." She went for the gun but Mindy swooped in and grabbed the butt of it just as Harley grabbed the other end. The two pulled back and forth, straining themselves. Harley tried aiming the gun at Mindy and hurt her fingers getting to the trigger. She got the trigger but the gun was pointed up at her. Mindy let go and let Harley blast herself.

Harley staggered backward like a drunk, nearly falling down but maintained some balance. Her vision for Mindy was all hazy. She became lost in her feelings and couldn't concentrate on anything else.

"Now where are the rest of my things?" Harley looked so lost and dazed, "Do you hear me, bitch?"

Harley immediately stood at attention, "Yes, ma'am!"

Mindy lifted an eyebrow, unsure what to make of whatever game she was playing here. "Lead me to my things!"

Harley did so and didn't fight her on it. Once Mindy wiped her face with a rag she was ready to take Harley back to that douche called Batman. "Now it's time to go to jail. Not before I take you to the big guy though."

"Ok, Hit Girl!" Harley smiled so wide it had to have hurt her face.

"What's your deal?"

"I just want to please ya!" She maintained the same face.

Mindy frowned and said, "Alright, hands out."

Harley obeyed and Mindy snapped the cuffs on her, "Ooh!" Harley exclaimed, "Now I'm like your prisoner!"

"You do as I say!"

"I'd never think otherwise!"

"What's with this gas? You'll do anything I want?"

"Uh-huh, absolutely," the demented clown nodded.

Mindy couldn't remember much of anything after she was gassed so believed this could be the real deal, a mindless slave for at least 24 hours, plenty of time to have her booked. Harley walked next to Mindy as they left the warehouse.

"What did I do earlier?" Mindy questioned her.

"Oh, not much, " Harley thought hard, "Well there was that bit where you humped my leg!"

"I WHAT?!" Mindy shouted.

What will these two get into next? Find out next time!