"Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!" Luna thought to herself, her feet dragging against the upstairs hallway carpet. A few hours had passed since her and Lincoln's encounter, and the rest of her sisters were eagerly awaiting her report on her "talk" with Lincoln. She hadn't expected Lori to move the meeting forward a night, leaving her without a cover story for the night's events.

"What the hell am I supposed to say?" she mused in her head. "That I gave our sixteen year old brother a blowjob? Yeah, THAT'LL go over well." She sighed to herself, starting to let the guilt catch up to her. "Man, I shouldn't have put Lincoln through that. Maybe I went a little too far."

Luna's thoughts were cut by her new-yet-familiar surroundings. She found herself led into Lori and Leni's room, but with a few less chairs set up in the circle. At Lisa's suggestion, Lily, Lana and Lola were left uninformed about the new meeting time. Luna stood center stage, in the middle of the hastily made circle of chairs and sisters. Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Leni, and Lori took their places in the circle, eagerly awaiting their sister's update on Lincoln's love life. Lori cleared her throat and pounded the gavel against the floor.

"This meeting of the Loud sisters will now come to order." She declared, taking a quick headcount. "Luna, you have the floor. What'd Linc say?"

The girls mumbled amongst themselves, Luna trying to come up with something. She'd let her own feelings and emotions get in the way of the "mission" she was sent on. Her brother's love…it still seemed like a dream to her. His last words had been echoing through her head constantly over the last few hours, using value brain power she needed to come up with a good lie.

"Love you more, Luna"

Luna shook her head, getting back to the matter at hand.

"Oh, right…" she paused for a moment, visibly a little nervous. "He said he got them just in case, d-dudes."

"Luna, you're a horrible liar." Lucy stated, pushing up close to her. "What'd he really say?"

"Yeah! Who's this hussy he's going on about?" Lynn asked, flanking Luna from the side opposite Lucy.

"Luna, tell us! The suspenstion is, like, totally killing me!" Leni shouted excitedly.

"Leni, it's "suspense"." Lisa corrected, turning back to her rock star sister. "But I digress, what did Lincoln say?"

Luna gulped, sweat pouring down her face. For once, she was completely speechless. The others had backed her into a metaphorical corner. She didn't have any other options: she had to tell them. How the hell would any of them believe that Lincoln bought his condoms for his sister?

"Well, I bought them for my sisters." A familiar voice said, as if right on cue with Luna's thought.

Lincoln was standing in the doorway, holding the box of rubbers in his hand. For being a teenage boy with the urge to sleep with his blood siblings, he seemed rather calm with his prior statement.

"Lincoln, how did you-"Lori started, a little annoyed at his intrusion.

"The twins told me. They didn't like being left out." He said, entering the room in his Ace Savvy pajama pants and a dirty white t-shirt. "Besides, thought I'd have to clarify Luna's answer."

Lynn sprung up and pinned him against the wall, growling. "Spill it, bro. Who's the new squeeze and why hide her?"

Lincoln gave a little chuckle before responding. "Lynn, technically, that would be you. Let me explain."

The mega-athlete released her brother, pushing him towards the center of the group. She tried exceptionally hard to hide her blush, but Luna could definitely seem some red on her cheeks. Either that, or it was another scrape from her athletics. Luna couldn't tell.

"Well, I started to think about how old everyone is getting." Lincoln said, walking around as he spoke. "And…well, I realized that condoms are expensive. I bought these for all of us to use…" Lincoln flashed his sisters a shy little smile. "Just in case."

After a few seconds to comprehend what he said, his sisters returned the smile with a chorus of "awws."

"Lincoln…you did that for us?" Lori asked, touched by her brother's kindness.

"Aw, Linc. You shouldn't have." Lynn added, elbowing him in the rib.

"Thanks, Linky!" Leni exclaimed, giving him a big hug.

"T-thanks for clarifying that, bro. "Lincoln shot Luna a knowing smile, causing her to blush. "W-we're sorry for not asking you right away and invading your privacy."

"Yeah. We got a little carried away." Lucy sighed, monotone as ever.

"We'll just ask next time. I don't need to waste precious time calculating what I know was right." Lisa smirked, proud that her statistical analysis was more spot-on than she thought it would.

"Thanks. I appreciate it." Lincoln said, holding up the box. "I will keep them in my room, though. Just come see me if..."Lincoln stopped, blushing brightly. "You know…if you think you'll need it."

The girls giggled at his shyness, pulling him in for a group hug. After a few moments of embrace, Lori broke formation and pounded her gavel again.

"Alright, girls. Meeting adjourned." Lori looked at them as they continued to hug. "That means get out of my room."

At Lori's command, the group dispersed and returned to their own rooms. Everyone, except for Lincoln, who decided to linger in the hallway by Luna and Luan's room. Lincoln wasn't exactly lying. He DID buy the condoms for his sisters, but with a SLIGHTLY more specific partner in mind. That, of course, being himself.

"Although…" Lincoln thought to himself, staring at the outside of his room. "I don't know if I'm ready for real sex. Even with protection, I hear pregnancy is still possible."

A loud, energetic voice broke Lincoln's train of thought. Lincoln looked up, and was greeted by his yellow clad-plaid sister. Luan was wearing once of her more loose sets of sleepwear, but she still looked absolutely stunning in it. Like Luna, Luan grew very well into her form in more recent years. Without braces and a nice hourglass figure, she was arguably the most attractive of his sisters.

"Hey, Linc!" Luan popped, a wide grin on her face. "You mind if we talk in your room for a few? I'd like to get a rubber from ya!"

Lincoln's heart sank for a moment. There goes his chance at her. Still, Lincoln knew it was better if she used protection, no matter who her partner was. He did want to hear about her intended target, however.

"Sure, Luan. Let's chat."