Kuwabara was deep in thought, though not about the teacher's lesson. He was trying to make plans for becoming the biggest punk at Sarayashiki. How did one go about making a reputation like that?

What do I know about punks?

He considered what he saw on television. The TV characters that often got called punks were generally rude, got in fights a lot, and sometimes did things like steal from stores and smoke and drink. Some of them were just flat out mean. Actually, come to think of it, aside from the illegal stuff and the smoking and drinking, they reminded him a lot of Urameshi.

Kuwabara frowned. He just couldn't see himself doing some of that stuff. Breaking laws would be dishonorable, and he'd already tried smoking and hadn't liked it. He seriously doubted if he'd like drinking any more than he had liked smoking, since the two always seemed to go hand in hand.

About the only think he could see himself doing that the punks on TV did was get into fights. Well, maybe he could be rude to people. Rude to guys, that is. A knight should never be rude to a lady; he'd learned that from reading some of his mother's old books.

But if all I can do is fight, how am I supposed to be a bigger punk than Urameshi?

He puzzled and puzzled over it, and when the answer came to him it was surprisingly simple. Kuwabara would just have to fight everyone.


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