- Authors note -

Seems like I was a little wrong with Tsukuyo's hair. Her Hair is actually blonde. Thanks for telling me that little-chocolatecosmos. I also decided to test out another writing style, and i actually like this one a bit more. It's not many changes from the previous style i wrote in but it should be noticeable so I'm sorry beforehand if you get it annoying.

Shinpachi slide shut the light brown shoji doors [1] as he walked into the room. They were allowed to stay in the guest room over the night and Shinpachi had just got some dango [2] snacks for them to eat on a plate made by Hinowa.

They had been sitting in the room for a whole hour now trying to come up with a plan to stop Tsukuyo's marriage meeting, but nothing came to mind. Especially not when Gintoki were sulking in a corner of the room emitting a dangerous aura while reading his jump and a finger up his nostril.

- Gin san, could you stop sulking? We're trying to come up with a plan here!

Shinpachi had gotten enough. His leader were just too annoying right now. More annoying like usual. He had a finger up his nose while emitting that murderous aura of his. And he had no idea why he did that. And he had a feeling it would be better for him if he didn't, so he didn't bother asking.

Kagura just took some of the dango snacks and stuffed them all in her mouth, when she had swallowed them whole she started singing to Shinpachi's surprise and Gintoki's annoyance.

- tu ru ru ru, tu ru ru ru, Gin chan's jealous. Tu ru ru ru, Tu ru ru ru, Gin chan's jealous!

- You little brat! I am not jealous. Who would i even be jealous at?!"

She just kept on singing despite her surrogate fathers cursings. She kept on singing her little song which made the samurai chase her all around the room with lake toya [3] at hand. He wanted to kill the little brat pestering him. But as soon as he caught Kagura. He just slammed her head with his jump. He just couldn't hit his little daughter with his sworddespite how angry he was. So he hit Shinpachi instead.

- Why me? I didn't even do anything! Don't take out all your fury on me you perm head!

Just as he was gonna throw the whole plate (that now was totally empty because Kagura ate everything) at Gintoki, the Shoji doors slide open and Seita walked in.

- ah, Seita kun. What brings you here? Shinpachi greeted him. All his anger now gone. Gintoki on the other hand had returned to his sulking corner and started reading his jump again.

- Just wanted to know if you guys came up with a plan yet?

- I am sorry Seita kun, but we haven't been able to come up with a plan yet as our boss is currently sulking more than Kondo san after a hit from my sister..

- Don't blame your uselessness on Gin chan you cherry boy! [4] Kagura insulted him as she petted Sadaharu.

- Who's useless!? And don't call me cherry boy before a kid! I don't want him to know those things about me!"

Shinpachi was pretty embarrassed right now. Why the hell did she say that before someone who probably didn't know he was a virgin yet… his chances of looking cool good to at least one person in the world was now gone.

- Shinpachi kun… I already knew you are a virgin.. it's pretty easy to comprehend…

Seita, Not wanting to lie. Just decided to tell the truth to the cherry boy. Nothing good comes from lies anyway he ensured himself.

- Huh? What's easy to comprehend?! How is it easy?

Seita didn't answer and just walked out of the room now shutting the shoji doors. "

- Oi, Seita! How is it easy to comprehend!? Shinpachi just screamed after him.

What the hell did that kid mean with. Easy to comprehend. I mean, without his glasses he was extremely good looking.. or so all the fans thought. He was also good looking with his glasses on dammit! Well in the second movie that is.. But still. In the present. He was good looking without his glasses for gods sake! He was gonna wear contact lenses from now on.

- Shinpachi could you stop screaming and bring me some Strawberry milk instead?

Shinpachi snorted. Why should he bring that Samurai head any drinks! He just brought some dango and know he needed to get down again for some milk. Oh now when he thought about it, where was the dangos? And didn't his boss care about him?He was just humiliated to the core and he didn't even care?

- Ah, now when you're gonna go get some milk for Gin chan can you bring me some sukonbu as well?

Now Kagura too! None of them cared about him?! Even though she was the reason he was humiliated before an 9 years old kid?

- oi! I just got humiliated before a nine years old kid and you're not even feeling a glimpse of pity towards me? What about me? I've got feelings too you know?!

He screamed his lungs out as always. Damn those two!

- yeah, yeah. Whatever you say pachie boy. Now. Go and get me my milk. Gintoki commented. "

- S-T-R-A-W-B-E-R-R-Y- -M-I-L-K-. He then clarified. Though acting like his own self. He was still sulking. Tomorrow was not gonna be a good day.

- Go get your things yourselfs. You lazy asses!

- Meanwhile downstairs -

- Why are they so noisy up there? Tsukuyo complained to the others as she played uno with Hinowa and Seita downstairs.

- Maybe it's the sound of their thinking. You know. About the plan?

- I am sorry Hinowa. But that's certainly not the case. Something like that could never be the sounds of a plan. She made sure to emphasize that last word.

- uno!

- oh, Seita. You're so good at this game. Getting uno already.

Hinowa just smiled at Seita, her adoptive son. Even if they weren't related by blood. She really felt as if Seita where her son. And the same with Seita. He really felt like Hinowa was his real mom. Because in the end. It's not the blood that matters. But the special mental bond between two people.

- back to the topic, Seita. Could you go up and see what they're doing up there?

- I don't want to Tsukuyo neesan! I was there a minute ago and I got stuck into a really awkward situation..

- Don't bother then, oh and i choose the colour blue. Tsukuyo said as she placed a wild card on top of the card stack.

Seita frowned when he realized that the only card he had left wasn't blue but green.

- Eeeeh! I don't have any blue cards!

Hinowa just smiled at Seita.

- Then you better pick up some cards

- Yes, mom… And I was so close to win too!

- The Next Day -

Gintoki woke up and felt something heavy on top of his chest.

- Heh? What the hell is this white thing?" He wondered while looking at his chest.

Then he realized.. That damn Sadaharu was sleeping on top of him!

- Oi, Kagura, take this dog off of me!

He waited some seconds, no answer. He tried to look around the room but the only thing he saw was the god damn white fur of Sadaharu.

- Shinpachi you then? Are you there? Take this thing off me!

He waited further some seconds. Nothing..When he finally needed them. They weren't there. Useless brats. He tried with all his strength to push away Sadaharu. No luck.

- Sadaharu! Get off of me! Now! he screamed in frustration while silently hoping that the monster on top of him would listen. And miraculously he did. Sadaharu woke up with a big yawn and then walked off one of his three "masters".

Thanks god the monster had finally jumped off him. He then stood up and looked at the clock on the door. "12:40" Shit! The meeting began 10 minutes ago! No shit no one of his companions were there.

He rushed downstairs and had his kimono on. Not bothering to even try to brush his teeth or fix his hair. It was just futile anyway. His hair would just pop right back into a perm as quickly as he had done it and the holes on his teeth wouldn't stop showing up how much he even tried to brush.

He stopped running as he arrived before the Shoji doors before the room. He couldn't just walk in there without a plan, could he?

This was a pretty short chapter I think but i hope you liked it.

[1] Shoji doors are traditional Japanese doors. Instead of open and close them back and forth like normal doors. You slide them.
[2] Dango is a Japanese rice dumpling that are usually served on a stick with a sweet topping.
[3] - Lake Toya, is the name of Gintoki's wooden sword that surprisingly enough can break a real metal sword and drag down a fucking helicopter.
[4] - A cherry boy is male. Often in his late teens or higher who still haven't lost his virginity and haven't had any sexual experiences with a female.

(I know i suck at describing things but please don't kill me（ ﹏ ）ﾍ(=￣∇￣)ﾉ )