Really smutty fic where Britt shaves Santana's lady parts.
"I don't know about this.."
"What?"
"This."
"Me between your legs and we're in a bath? It's super intimate!"
"Yeah, but that..that thing is so close to my lady bits and I'm not in control."
"Honey, don't worry. I have one too so I know exactly what to do."
"Britt..just be careful."
"I will, just say the word and I'll be in there-"
"Wait wait wait!"
"What? What's wrong?"
"I just..you holding that and me just like helplessly sitting here makes me nervous."
"Oh. Well baby, just pretend like it's not even there and I'll just distract with sweet lady kisses-"
"Not working, not working! I can still see it!"
"San, your eyes are closed.."
"I feel it and I see it with my Mexican Third Eye and it looks bad."