Please tell me you'll write a short one shot of Santana having her time of the month while her and Britt are on a date by the beach and Santana starts crying because the seagulls won't let one of the other seagulls eat (like what happened with you)

"See, isn't this nice?" Brittany coos, rubbing Santana's back gently as they lounge on a beach towel on a warm summer's day. It's not too hot that Santana starts getting cranky and there's even a light breeze that ruffles Brittany's bangs and keeps the two relatively cool.

Santana lies on her stomach and smiles over at Brittany, "Yeah, it's nice."

"I knew you'd like it." Britt beams before sitting up and longingly stares out into the ocean.

"You can go in if you want; I brought you an extra towel." Santana smirks, knowing exactly what Brittany wants. There's never been a time that they've gone to the beach and Brittany doesn't make a run for the water.

"It's not fun if I go by myself.." Brittany pouts then slowly begins to smile again, "Besides, I like sitting her with you. I can stare at your butt."

Santana tilts her head to the side to see Brittany sitting a little farther back, eye brows wagging back at her. Santana chuckles and turns back around, "You stare at my butt all the time."

"It's a nice butt," Brittany shrugs casually before digging in their beach bag for a bag of chips she brought for them to share, "Want some?"

Santana looks back to see Brittany holding out the bag to her while she licks her fingers of nacho cheese flavored goodness. Santana swallows back a moan at the sight of Brittany sucking on her fingers, "Two more days.." She mutters to herself as she shakes her head and focuses her attention forward.

Brittany shrugs and snacks on her chips quietly, occasionally tossing a few out to the seagulls lounging near them. The sound of wings flapping so close has Santana flinching.

"Britt, not so close. Feed them near the water or something, they might poop on us." Santana tells her as she begins to sit up and scoot beside Britt beneath the umbrella.

"Okay, San." Brittany nods and kisses her cheek before skipping off to feed the birds. Santana's heart melts as she watches Brittany dance around in the sand, all giggly and smiley. She can just picture Brittany dancing around in the sand with their future babies and watching them feed the birds while Santana sits beneath the umbrella snapping picture after picture.

But then Santana notices the seagulls ganging up on one poor helpless seagull and something in her lurches. She watches it fight for scraps and Brittany's too busy throwing broken chips in the air to notice the others bullying the other one. The flap their wings at it, keeping them from eating with the rest of them and Santana's heart just about breaks.

She doesn't know that she's sobbing until Brittany's wandering back over breathlessly, her happy grin quickly fading into a confused pout.

"Baby? What's wrong? Are you okay? Does it hurt again?" Brittany asks worriedly, sinking to the sand and running her hands up and down Santana's arms to get her to stop crying so hard, "Honey, you're scaring me. What's going on?"

Santana sucks in a shaky breath, her bottom lip quivering as she blinks away the tears, "Th-the birds wo-won't let th-that bird eat!"

"Huh?" Brittany looks to her confused then looks behind her to see what Santana could possibly be talking about but then the brunette's arms are wrapping around Brittany's neck and tugging her forward into a death grip hug.

"Wh-why are they so m-mean?!" Santana whimpers, "It just wants to be a part of the group. It just wants to be accepted."

Brittany smiles softly at Santana's rambling, her hormones have been all over the place this week so Brittany's used to these random out bursts by now. She rubs soothingly at Santana's back and kisses her cheeks, "It's okay, sweetheart, they're all just jealous of that bird's awesomeness."

"Are you sure?" Santana pouts, looking up at Brittany with watery eyes.

"Now would I lie to you?" Brittany smirks but just for good measure, grabs a hand full of crumbled chips and tosses it in the bird's direction then goes to chase off the mean ones so it can eat. She looks back at Santana and relaxes when she sees a smile on her face again. Brittany vowed she'd always make Santana happy and she proves to her everyday that she'll never stop doing just that.