Sorry about the delay guys, but for some reason the computer I was working on got a virus and when I tried to log in it erased my hard drive. So now I have to start over from scratch which pisses me off, because I had over 9 pages of the story written and It just fucked up on me. That also means I had no computer to use for awhile so I had to wait until school started back up again to get near a computer. So I'm really sorry this is late.
Hokage's Office
The third hokage was a man which most can say seemed unflappable. His poker face has never been broken and if things went his way, never will. This lies in his skill to analyze his environment to such a degree that he can predict most outcomes so nothing can surprise him.
However…
"Hey Gramps! Still have that porn stash in your sleeves?" A voice said making the hokage lose all composure and faceplam at the boy's lack of tact.
"Good evening Naruto…wait…how do YOU know where my stash is?" the hokage said with a tired and curious expression.
"I don't, I just bet Neko 50 ryo I could get you to admit you had one." Naruto said with a roguish grin.
Feeling an intense stare from the woman with the cat mask, that's when lord third realized…he fucked up, because you can never...predict...an Uzumaki.
After being silently judged for a few minutes, Neko gave up her mental attack and slipped Naruto the money.
Sighing the old man spoke, "Naruto, you can very evil if you put your mind to it."
Suddenly a memory popped into Naruto's mind, smirking he answered. "I prefer the term, Puckish Rouge."
Rolling his eyes the hokage responded, "Well Mr. Puckish Rouge can you please explain what happened in the forest?"
Telling the hokage what happened (Minus Johnny and being a reincarnated gangster of course.), however when he got to when the Fleur-De-Saint appeared is when things got interesting.
"So your telling me when you met the fox he leaked some mutative chakra that change your entire chakra and body composition?" the hokage said with a contemplative look on his face.
Naruto nodded, "Yeah something about not wanting a weak container. Said if I die he leaves, if i survive I grow stronger and he'll help me out once in a while."
Then Naruto narrowed his eyes. "However, what I'm curious about is the fact I was never told I have eldritch being of demonic power camping out on my soul." Seriously if he had known Johnny was there he would have woken up earlier!
The Hokage sank deeper into his seat looking like age had finally caught up with him.
"I had hoped to give you a normal childhood, but it seems the villagers had other plans. I'm sorry Naruto; can you see it in your heart to forgive an old man?"
"Of course I can Gramps, you only wanted to help." Naruto said with one of his rare smiles.
Naruto heard the door open behind him, "Hokage-sama have you found Naruto-sama yet?"
Turning around Naruto saw a beautiful girl standing in the door.
She had long red hair tied up in a ponytail with some bangs in the front, red eyes, and glasses. She was about 5ft 3in a little less then Naruto's new height of 6ft. She was wearing a gray dress shirt and a purple hoodie that had the Uzumaki symbol on its back; both of which were cut off about midriff, exposing her belly button and she had the zipper zipped up half-way and the first few buttons of her shirt undone to show off her still growing C-cups. She was wearing Anbu pants that nice complemented her backside and had sealing scrolls hanging off her hips and a shuriken and kunai pouch strapped to her thighs. Finally she had on some high-heeled sandals; the straps of which reached up to about knee high.
Recognizing who it was Naruto greeted her. "Hey Karin, how's Matsu doing?" Naruto said waving his hand.
Seeing him Karin dashed over and began checking his body for any injuries. "Are you alright Naruto-sama?! Where does it hurt?! It's okay I'll nurse you back to health!"
By this point Naruto's face was being squeezed into her chest, and while that felt great he would rather continue to go on living.
"Karin, I'm fine. Please let go before I pass out." Naruto said his voice muffled.
Seeing that scene made Hiruzen smile seeing that there was someone else who cared about Naruto. Leaning back he remembered the day when she and her sister first came to the leaf.
FLASHBACK
A young teenager was walking down the street with one that could pass for her twin holding her hand. Both were beautiful redheads wearing glasses. The one on the right was wearing her hair loose while the oldest had her hair with side plaits; both was wearing an dress with detached sleeves that resemble a cheongsam, one was wearing pink, the other blue. They were around 14 with the one wearing blue having red eyes, while the one wearing pink having amber eyes.
The one in blue looked at the pink one, "Do you think this guy really exists Matsu?" She asked.
The one in pink now known as Matsu replied, "Don't know Karin, but we're running out of leads. We need to find another Uzumaki or we can never fulfill mother's wish ."
Karin nodded, walking off with her sister to find this boy a merchant mentioned, apparently there was a prankster in the leaf village with the surname Uzumaki. They both were on the hunt for this guy because their mother had told them they were branch class Uzumaki, Vassals to the main family. When she died of sickness she wished for both of them to find an Uzumaki and make sure the line lives on.
Suddenly both were dragged into a nearby ally. When they tried to scream, their mouths were covered. Looking at their captors, they saw they were men in their 30s; and judging by the use of chakra to hold them down and lack of headband they were academy dropouts.
On got real close to the girls, allowing them to smell the alcohol on his breath causing them to flinch, "I hope you two are ready, me and my buddy here are looking for a good time and we don't feel like asking." Taking out a kunai he slowly cut their shirts open showing their bras and causing them to close their eyes and shed tears.
Just as he was about to go lower…
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!"
Looking up the man's face was met with a sandal clad foot which knocked him backward into his buddy. Before they could get their surroundings they were quickly pummeled into submission.
Looking up the girls saw a boy the same age wearing an orange jumpsuit and with blonde hair standing with his back to them looking at the failure ninjas. When he looked back at them, they noticed he had sky blue eyes and whisker marks on his cheeks.
Seeing their state of distress Naruto took off his jumpsuit and gave it to Karin then took off his black wife-beater and gave it to Matsu. "Here, it's kinda hard to look at you like that."
Blushing at their state of undress the twins quickly put them on and when they were done they saw Naruto tying up the thugs with his back to them.
Now I must tell you that the twins were a little…okay really perverted. Seeing that they had to repopulate the Uzumaki clan, they studied up on what that exactly meant. So they read a little orange book. Yup viewers; that orange book, they quickly grew addicted and currently have every copy in a scroll on Matsu's back.
So when the saw Naruto's naked back flexing and twitching with each movement. Safe to say their thoughts weren't exactly PG. Shaking out of their stupor, they decided to get the name of their hero.
"Who are you?" Matsu asked.
Turning around and showing them his developing 6-pack he pointed his thumb at his face. "I'm Naruto Uzumaki, Leaf ninja-in-training!"
Hearing Uzumaki both girls opened their eyes in shock. Nodding at each other they activated mind's eye of the kagura to scan his chakra and they were shocked even more. Not only was he telling the truth; he was a MAIN line Uzumaki, making him the Prince of Uzu.
Nodding to each other again they got on their knees in front of him, "We have found you at last Uzumaki-sama, we are of the kagura branch and your loyal vassals." Matsu said bowing before him.
"…Eh?"
"We will gladly fulfill and task you ask of us public or...Private." Karin said following his sisters example and bowing before her lord.
"...Eh!?"
"Although we may be inexperienced, we have studied in such matters and have practiced on each other diligently to further please you." Matsu picked up again.
By this point Naruto's eyes were wide open and blood was beginning to trickle down his nose. A shocked expression on his face.
"And although it may be difficult, we will endeavor to swallow."
The blood was beginning to gush now.
Sitting straight up on their knees they took off their glass and put on vulnerable expressions; Matsu biting down gently on hers and Karin holding hers clasped between her hands. With devotion and love shining through her eyes they spoke at the same time.
"We are your loyal servants Naruto-sama, so please...Be gentle."
Naruto; overloaded with images surging through his mind, promptly lost his shit and passed out. A pool of blood surrounding his body as he laid there.
Panicking; the girls started shaking him begging him to wake up, to not leave them behind, and basically everything someone says to person they care about when they're believe dead.
While above the Anbu who was signal here by Naruto and thus saw everything, were laughing their asses off. Well all except one that was crying tears of joy and muttering about being proud of the spreading of perversion, recognizing the act the twins put on as the same scene from Icha-Icha: Master's toys.
Flashback End
After recovering Naruto; finding out the twins were family welcomed them with open arms. The hokage seeing how happy they made the boy let them stay after making sure they were who they say they are.
He was then surprised by how the twins asked to become his ninja vassals. Ninja vassals are servants of a ninja and become their private assistants, serving whatever need their lord wishes. In fact they serve their lord first and the village second.
Knowing Naruto wouldn't betray the village, he allowed it. The twins quickly moved in and started taking care of him by buying and cooking food, cleaning, and when following him in the village they served as his bodyguards. They both were tutor by two different sensei's.
Matsu showing more skill in flexibility and science studied under Anko, who loved the girl like a little sister and quickly taught her in poisons, seduction, weapons, and taijutsu. Taking a chakra test she found out she was a water and lightning type; so she also studied under Inu, the villages top lightning expert. With their help she became a Debuff/Dps type, someone who fights by wearing down their opponent.
Karin not really interested in direct combat, showed more skill in healing and chakra control. So she learned under Kurenai who adoring the girl like Anko, taught her what she knew as well; teaching her in Illusions and seduction. Finding out how potent her healing chakra was quickly sent to the hospital as well. Learning healing techniques quickly she hailed as the second coming of Tsunade. She became a support type, someone who heals and traps the enemy. She also was adept user of chakra scalpels.
Altogether they were about high genin to low chunin in power by the time Naruto was about to graduate. How? Shadow clones, however they were only allowed use of the jutsu as long as they did not share how its secrets and its execution .
Seeing how his score was in the academy, they quickly rectified the problem by tutoring him in their free time. By bribing him to study with copious amounts of ramen, they got him to study. They also noticed his sabotage in the academy by stalk- I mean Guarding him without his knowing.
Confronting the hokage with the knowledge that some is tampering with the system at the academy, the old man was enraged and had all who did so publicly executed for treason. Assign new impartial teachers, he also pushed back the date 2 years to allow the teachers to correct any wrongs in that time.
Naruto was then brought up to speed by the hokage and the twins in practical use as well. His throwing accuracy improved by leaps and bounds, he was also taught the Uzumaki taijutsu the whirlpool fist that the girls brought with them which focused on dodging, countering, and critical strikes. Through their help he rose to second in class, surprising everyone. He also through the discipline of hard work and studying, became calmer, more analytic, and focused.
Finally they learned Fuinjutsu, and by the graduation date, they were journeyman level in sealing.
Now I know what your thinking...how did Naruto fail? Mizuki sabotaging him of course. He got away from execution by not openly messing with him, so they never suspected him.
He gave Naruto the wrong test, bad kunai, and used a seal to break his chakra control.
Now that's enough catch-up lets get back to the story.
Naruto managing to free his face from the pillows of blissful death, quickly took in air like a drowning man. After regaining his right to breath he explained what was going on, which made the girl want to castrate Mizuki with a rusty spoon. After that however they quickly went home, so Naruto can get ready for team assignments tomorrow.
Coming home he saw Matsu waiting for them with a worried expression, wearing the same outfit as Karin but with her hair in her signature style. After giving Naruto the same hello as Karin; they quickly told her the story, and while glad he was okay still begged him to let them help next time.
Agreeing he walked to his room and heard them say goodnight. Turning around to do so himself, he saw a figure between the two of them; a redheaded woman wearing glasses...much like the twins. Snapping out of his shock, he said goodnight. Before he fell asleep he whispered one name.
"...Kinze?"
Sorry again about the delay, so yeah I chose Karin to be Kinze thought it would be a good idea since the share many similarities. Redheads? Check. Glasses? Check. Intelligence? Check. Perversion? Double Check. Thinking of those traits made me think of my favorite shut in Matsu. So I said fuck it, Let there be twins. And I made it so. Hope you enjoyed.
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