The blonde girl paced in front of the operatives. "Numbuh 1, I have one thing to say to you," she replied before yelling suddenly. "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! What makes you think you can ignore a direct order?"
"I had to save the museum," Numbuh 1 replied. "It contains all artifacts on Numbuh 0 and his orphaned comrades."
"It was a diversion, Baldy!" Numbuh 362 glared. "For the first time ever, some supervillain managed to coordinate all our sworn enemies to attack us simultaneously! As Supreme Commander it is my job to threaten the villains to their objectives so we can counter-attack as a team! You can't just decide what the battle priorities are just by yourself!"
"She does make a good point." Akito said.
"My team and these rookies saved the museum and the Moonbase," Numbuh 1 defended. "Even if it was a diversion, the museum is always a priority, it's a shrine to Numbuh 0 and his comrades! It's an inspiration for kids worldwide! An inspiration for me!" he then firmly saluted.
Numbuh 2 sniffled. "So beautiful..." he whispered.
"Was Numbuh-I mean, Number Zero even a real person?" Estelle corrected herself.
"No one really knows, but I hear he's only a myth," Numbuh 362 told Estelle. "A made-up hero," she then softly walked over to Numbuh 1. "You're a brave kid, Nigel, you only saved us by being reckless and lucky, but like an ice cream, it can't last forever. I was going to offer you the position of Global Command Officer, but I won't take the chance to a boy who flies off the handle before he listens. So, I'm giving the post to Numbuh 86." She said that last part of the sentence with a groan.
"YES!" the Scottish girl shrieked in victory. "In yer face, BOY!"
"I'll show you a boy!" Akito snarled as he looked like he wanted to beat up this Numbuh 86.
"Calm down, little bro, even though she is getting on my nerves as well, we can't let her get to us." Vincent said, trying to hold back his younger brother.
Akito groaned and sighed, folding his arms in defeat, besides, he wasn't allowed to hurt girls. The computer told them about an emergency call and Numbuh 101 showed up on their screen.
"Oh, no, it's him." Larvitar groaned.
"This is Numbuh 101, do you read me?" the redheaded boy called through.
"Hello," Numbuh 86 answered with a smug smirk. "This is the NEW Global Tactical Officer: Numbuh 86. What's the danger of your emergency?"
"Oh, Numbuh 1 and his team left before I could get their autographs," Numbuh 101 replied with a smile as he took out a notepad and red crayon. "I mean, I obviously already got their autographs, but not in red!"
"Oh, for the love of peat!" Akito groaned.
"THAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY?!" Numbuh 86 snarled.
"Well, yeah!" Numbuh 101 replied. "Autographs are so much more important than some old recommissioning module!"
"Huh?!" Numbuh 1 freaked out.
"I mean, I don't know why a bad guy would bother stealing it," Numbuh 101 continued. "The thing's damaged beyond repair, right?"
"Right... Beyond repair..." Numbuh 86 smiled nervously.
"Is there something you would like to tell us?" Akito asked with a glare.
"Fanny...?" Numbuh 362 firmly folded her arms.
"Uh, the module is operational," Numbuh 86 rubbed her arm nervously. "I used the recommissioning from Sector Z and the with the incident with Numbuh 274-I mean, Chad, turned himself over, I thought it would be safer if nobody knew. So, I sent it back to the museum."
"Oh, this is bad." Felicity said.
"What could happen?" Oliver asked.
"With a working recomissioning module, a villain could restore the memories of any form of Kids Next Door operative," Numbuh 5 explained. "Even if they're adults!"
"Adults who would know all our secrets!" Numbuh 2 panicked.
"Then the moonbase attack was a diversion!" Numbuh 1 concluded. "Whoever's planning this is-" he then snapped his fingers once he had an idea. "The Convention Center!" he then went to do some work about this mission.
"He can't be serious." Scruffy said.
Numbuh 362 tried to stop Numbuh 1, but the bald boy was already moving on his way to get to the Adult Villains' Convention Center.
"We better go with him." Akito said.
"Me too, me too!" Scruffy jumped up into his owner's arms.
"Of course you too." Akito laughed at his puppy.
"Come on," Larvitar said. "Let's go then."
The others then followed after Numbuh 1 into an escape pod back to Earth.
"Yep..." Estelle sighed.
"Oh, no, no, no," Snow White walked away. "I'm staying out of this one..." she then yawned and stretched before curling up into a fluff ball. "Besides, it's time for my beauty nap."
"No way are you staying out of this." Vincent said, picking up his pet.
"Aw, come on!" Snow White whined.
"Looks like you won't be getting yourself out of this one." Vulpix chuckled.
"Oh, shut up..." Snow White groaned.
"Well, I like an adventure." Oliver smiled bravely.
"Same here." Scruffy smiled back.
"Adventures are fun." Dot smiled.
"Well, I think you're all crazy..." Snow White narrowed her eyes.
"Hold on tight." Vincent said.
"Why would I-" Snow White asked before yelling out as Vincent jumped all around with her in his sweater's hood and did acrobatic moves to make it into the escape pod with Numbuh 1.
"That's why." Vincent said.
Snow White shivered nervously as she latched onto Vincent as he moved down and her fur was standing on end.
"Oh, just calm down." Vulpix said.
"Your poor cat..." Jenny sighed to Vincent.
"Yeah, I think she's more of a drama queen than Georgette." Vincent laughed.
"Couldn't agree more." Oliver said.
"Hmph..." Snow White pouted.
"Come on, let's get going." Estelle said.
"Everybody inside?" Felicity asked.
Misdreavus floated high up and did a quick headcount. "Yeah, I think that's everybody."
"Then let's get going." Vincent said.
"I believe I didn't ask you all to join me..." Numbuh 1 glared to them.
"Yeah, well, we aren't going to let you go there alone." Akito said.
"I have to do this myself." Numbuh 1 told them.
"We don't care, we're going with you!" Vincent said, then pushed a button to launch them back into Earth, and where they were now on their way to where the villains all went to.
"You better not mess this up..." Numbuh 1 told the stowaway kids, pets, and Pokemon.
"We won't." Akito assured him.
"Just relax..." Estelle said as she looked out the window with Teddy in her arms.
"So, where is this convention center?" Scruffy asked.
"My coordinates are set for there, you'll see when we land." Numbuh 1 replied.
"Great." Scruffy said.
"And we're helping and you're not stopping us." Dot said.
"Listen here, puppy..." Numbuh 1 glared down at the white cocker spaniel.
Dot snarled viciously and looked rather menacing as she came forward. "I might be small, but I'm mighty!"
"Yeah!" Scruffy added.
"Okay, okay, take it easy, will you?" Numbuh 1 said.
Dot snarled.
"Dot, I never knew you could be so aggressive..." Estelle said to her puppy in shock.
"I get that way when someone talks to me like I'm just a puppy." Dot said.
"But you are a puppy..." Oliver said.
"THAT'S NOT THE POINT!" Dot yelled out then. "Scruffy may be the strong one, but I'm the abrasive one!"
"The what?" Snow White asked.
"It basically means you don't wanna get on her bad side." Vincent said.
"Like Maman." Felicity agreed.
They were now on their way to the convention.
"My fellow adults," the major adult villain known as 'Father' introduced the convention. "Thank you all for joining me today. First up, I'd like to thank Grandma Stuffum for NOT providing the catering of this Supervillains Convention."
A living liver and a pair of onions danced as the old woman curtsied while the others clapped to her.
'Can he just get to the point of why we're here already?' Jackson thought to himself after he had escaped prison.
"And I wanna thank each and every villainous one of you for the attacks to be on KIDS NEXT DOOR!" Father snarled. "I even have a special guest with me, isn't that right, my dear?"
"I'm not a villain," Cherry folded her arms as she sat far from his podium. "I'm dark, depressing, and sadistic, but I'm not a bad guy. I helped my niece and nephews when they were Loonatics."
"Yeah, but you are the wife of a former villain." Jackson smirked.
"Oh, stuff it, Aunty's Boy..." Cherry scoffed.
"You realize I can possibly choke you to death, right?" Jackson threatened.
"Couldn't if you tried..." Cherry smirked, unfazed by his threat.
Jackson growled and tried to reach for her.
"DOWN, boy!" Father told him.
Jackson grumbled and sat back down.
Numbuh 1 swooped down with the other kids with him as they hid among the ceiling to spy on the conventional meeting. "Father, I should've known..." he sneered at the villain.
"He doesn't look that tough." Akito whispered.
"Trust me, he's one man you shouldn't mess with, especially get angry." Numbuh 1 replied.
"Today, I shall release upon those brats, the world's most ultimate evil!" Father exclaimed. "What you ask could be more evil than me, FATHER?!" he then raged, showing flames.
The other kids looked slightly worried of the flames, but luckily, no one got burnt.
"Me when you hurt my babies." Cherry deadpanned.
"Ooh, ooh, me!" The Toiletnator raised his hand. "Is it someone who doesn't flush after using the toilet?"
"Are you for real? "Cherry glanced at him.
"What?" The Toiletnator asked.
"Don't be ridiculous, it is shoddy glove manufacturers!" Count Spankulot replied as he showed his gloves were torn a sunder.
"It has to be a dog!" the crazy old cat lady said as she stroked one of her black cats. "Dogs are evil!"
Dot and Scruffy snarled at that remark. Even Oliver looked angry since some of his best friends were dogs.
"SHUT UP ALL OF YOU SO FATHER CAN TELL US WHO IS MORE EVIL THAN HIM!" Jackson yelled.
"I actually agree as I'm quite curious." Cherry replied stoically.
"YOU'RE ALL WRONG!" Father roared as he flamed up briefly. "One evil greater than I is..." he then threw back the tarp to show a box which then opened up to show a very elderly old man who looked to be in his mid to late 80's. "Grandfather!"
"You're kidding, right?" Jackson asked.
"Aw, the guy who doesn't flush is scarier than this geezer!" Mr. Boss folded his arms.
"That's because I haven't used the recomissioning module on him yet," Father took out the stolen artifact from the KND museum. "This man, this hunchbacked, liver spotted creature with hair growing out of his ears, was once the supreme power in the world! Until he was defeated by a misguided boy with his orphan friends and their stupid book! The boy and orphans who wiped Grandfather's memories clean and evaporated his powers before my eyes! But now I, his son, will restore his evil abilities and to get we shall return to get those snotty brats BACK TO THEIR RIGHTFUL PLACE!"
"Not while we're around." Akito whispered.
"Numbuh 1!" Numbuh 5's voice was heard. "Don't do it!"
They all looked up to see the rest of Sector V were coming down for their leader.
"We gotta do something we can't let them use that recommissioning module." Estelle said.
"It's my fault Father got a hold of the module, so it's up to me to stop him." Numbuh 1 stood up before diving in.
"And furthermore!" Father continued his rambling speech as Numbuh 1 was then caught in some sort of gleaming orb. "Oh, look, it's Number One! Right on schedule."
"Actually, the schedule says we got a coffee break after your announcements." Nightbrace replied as he took out a paper.
"It's an expression." Jackson told him.
"The only one getting a break today is Little Nigey from playing Treehouse with my 'widdle sister'." a teenage girl in a ninja battle-suit who resembled Numbuh 5 mocked as she held Numbuh 1 up in the gleaming orb.
"I'll show her who's playin'!" Numbuh 5 glared before she and the other operatives were suddenly in orbs as well.
Akito then teleported himself and his siblings, cousin, and his twin sister's pen pal and their pets and Pokemon out of the orb and onto he stage.
"Long time no see, KNDorks," a blonde teenage boy said, then looked down to the other kids, their pets, and Pokemon. "And whoever the heck you guys are."
"We're new recruits, you big jerk!" Estelle told him fom the stage.
"LIke it matters." the blonde boy scoffed.
"CHAD!" Numbuh 5 scolwed at the blonde boy. "What're you doing here, Traitor?!"
"Just playing on the winning team." the blonde boy smirked smugly.
"More like the losing team." Vincent muttered to his siblings.
The others giggled to that.
"Poor, predictable Nigel Uno," Father taunted Sector V's leader. "I knew you'd try to retrieve the device, even if it wasn't an operation!"
Vulpix started gnawing the recommisioning module after getting it away from Father.
"HEY, get away from that, you vermin!" Father glared. "That thing is useless, without a Kids Next Door operative's genetic material, and it looks like I couldn't have picked a better operative!" he then stuck his finger up Numbuh 1's nose and kicked Vulpix away from the module and picked it back up.
Snow White hissed as she flung herself in the air and started to scratch against the bad man's face.
"Hey, get off my face!" Father groaned as he tried to get Snow White off his face long enough for Akito to grab the module.
"Gotcha!" Akito smirked as he held the module. "How do you work this thing anyway?"
"Open it and then place any DNA inside it!" Numbuh 2 told him.
"Oh, that sounds simple enough." Akito said.
Father threw down Snow White and took the module back. "I'll take that, thank you!" he then stuffed the DNA sample inside of it, then glared to Numbuh 1. "What sweeter victory than for it to be ALL YOUR FAULT?! Shall we begin?" he then started to crank the module as it played Pop-Goes-The-Weasel and zapped his aged father instantly.
"Snow White, are you okay?" Oliver asked.
"I broke a claw..." Snow White sniffled to her injured paw.
"What is with you females and your claws/nails?" Scruffy asked.
"Scruffy, it's just like running your paw against a saw blade and stinging you on the inside." Dot replied nonchalantly, nearly snarkily as she actually had sympathy for Snow White this time.
"Um, I guess I understand." Scruffy shrugged.
"Boys..." Dot sighed.
The villains looked in surprise and alarm as Father's father was being changed from his current self and was being back as the evil older man he once was.
"Does this ring any of your bells, Cherry?!" Father laughed as even Cherry looked overwhelmed.
"N-No, it can't be..." Cherry said, overwhelmed.
"It is..." Father chuckled darkly.
"Maman!" Felicity ran to her mother and hugged her legs.
"Flick, we have to get out of here." Cherry picked up her daughter.
"What?" Felicity asked. "Why?"
"It's too dangerous here..." Cherry walked off, then glared to Misdreavus. "I believe Charles and I asked you to keep an eye on her away from our supervision!"
"I'm so sorry." Misdreavus frowned.
"You better be, now we're all in big trouble!" Cherry said.
"Is Aunt Cherry scared?" Estelle whispered to her twin brother.
"I've never seen Aunt Cherry scared before." Akito whispered back to his twin sister.
"Everyone, we have to get out of here now!" Cherry told everyone.
"For once I have to agree; we have to get out of here!" Jackson added.
"Thank you, son," Grandfather laughed once he was his old evil self again. "Thank you for bringing back the true evil that is me for these many years!"
"My pleasure, Dad." Father sniffled as he brought his evil father back from 'the grave'.
"Quick, kid, get us out of here now; I suddenly have a bad feeling about this guy." Jackson whispered to Akito.
"Aren't you Jackson de Vil?" Akito folded his arms.
"Yeah, why should we do what you say?" Jenny glared. "You tried to kill his father!"
"And I'm sorry about that; I'll explain why I did that after we get out of here." Jackson said.
"Oh, this should be good..." Felicity muttered. "What's going on, Maman?!"
"It was all a trick," Cherry told the kids. "Grandfather's going to turn everybody who's ever been a kid into Senior Citizombies, even the adult villains here!"
"Yes, and which why all of us need to get out of here." Jackson said before stealing the module from Father.
The module wasn't to be needed anymore as Grandfather demonstrated his new power by turning the Toiletnator into a Senior Citizombie and he then attacked the Crazy Old Cat Lady and Mr. Boss.
"Quick, we gotta get out of here now, and that means we've gotta take the rest of the br-I mean, the rest of the kids with us as well." Jackson said.
"Listen to him!" Cherry agreed with Jackson for once.
"Alright, but for this to work, I'll need to use a teleportation spell." Akito said.
"Don't you have the teleportation spell memorized?" Vincent asked, slightly paranoid. "I might not have Wiccan powers myself, but it can't be DIFFICULT!"
"You try being part magic!" Estelle huffed in defense for Akito.
Akito began to take a deep breath before using his magic to teleport himself and the others, including the Kids Next Door members away to safety and Numbuh 5's older sister and the KND'S traitor.
"Forget getting all wrinklified and stuff, I'm outta here!" Chad ran off.
"Hey, Cree, how's about a little family reunion!?" Numbuh 5 tackled her sister so they could help Numbuh 1.
But then they were teleported to safety away from Grandfather.
