Hello Fanfic-Fanatics! My (New) name is Azrael Zero and welcome to Leaf Village Saints! First things first: New name.
I changed my name because I was a commenter before I was a writer and had a name that represented such. So I decided to change it so I could start my own path as a true author! (Stands dramatically as the wind blows through my imaginary cape.)
Any way this will be a shorter chapter, kind of a half-chapter so I get in the swing of things. I'm still editing the chapter from the flash drive. This will explain somethings while complicating others. Just like Square! (Hears roar of approval from kingdom hearts fans.)
Don't worry though the next chapter will be a bit beefier.
Story Start!
Johnny stood before the gates of heaven…with an entirely unimpressed look on his face. "so those are my options?"
He had just kicked Satan's ass and kidnapped his daughter, (Who willing came by the way.) and was now being rewarded by God for stopping the devil from invading.
"Yeah, so choose wisely kid. Chances like this don't come every day." The Creator replied, His voice echoing through heaven.
Johnny thought about his options; and even though he was sorely tempted for the new planet thing, something was urging him for a restart. He shrugged; always trusted the gut before, no reason not to now.
"I want the restart." Johnny said head held high.
"…Well shit."'
"…Did you just fucking cuss?"
A swirl of light appeared in front of Johnny before dissipating to reveal a woman with long black hair wearing a formal kimono.
Johnny raised a brow, "Who are you sweet cheeks? God send to keep my mouth shut about him cussing? Sorry your cute, not my type though. That would have worked better on the boss. He loves that shit." A well-known secret is that the boss is a Otaku and frequently watches anime with Kinze.
The woman sighed. "I was not sent by God, I AM God."
"Huh…didn't see that coming." Johnny readjusted his shades. "Okay, why with whole Holy Father thing?"
She rubbed her head, "Because men are simple and won't worship a female as a leading figure. Besides that, I need to tell you something. I didn't think you would choose Restart, and because you did you just completed the cycle."
Johnny raised a brow, "What cycle?"
"Johnny…this isn't your first life...Or your first restart." The words hit harder than any bullet. "you lived another life. One full of pain; And now I have to send you back, however I won't let things end like last time."
"What do you mean last time?" Johnny said.
"You and your boss along with the rest of the saints lived another life, in another time. You were all warriors who fought for what they believed in, but you failed. During the final battle you all died one by one leaving only you and the boss. Finally, you were both slain as well." She said. "I refused to have the story end that way so I completely restarted the universe and that was how your world came to be. Now that you have chosen restart however, I have to send you back."
"…Well Shit." Johnny said, "This is a lot to take in." Johnny took a deep breath. "Okay anyway to stop the whole us dying thing?"
She nodded, "Yes, but telling you would take too long and I have a lot to do so…" she snapped her fingers and an orb of light appeared in front of Johnny. "Grab this and the info will be down loaded straight into your mind. It will knock you as well and when you wake up you will be in your new life."
As Johnny took the orb God spoke again, "By the way my name is Kami." Johnny shone with light before disappearing. She turned toward creation changing it back to how it was, "I hope you and Naruto get your happy ending this time..." She lowered her head as she added the last changes.
"Kurama…"