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I'll try updating about every three days from now on.
Dean started walking to his impala. He expected Cas to follow, slightly confused when he didn't hear the little pitter-pattering of feet. He sighs and looks back at the kid, Cas just standing there with a sour look on his face.
"Are you coming or what?" Dean asks. A frown settled on his face when he didn't get an answer right away. "Hey, what's wrong?" More silence. Dean sighs in annoyance, "If you don't answer I'm leaving your ass." That got a response; Cas looked up, fear in his blue eyes. "M' sorry!" He says.
Cas shifts awkwardly and lifts his hands up. "Help?" he asks. Dean pauses and looks over Cas. Was he messing with him? What was even taking so long for Cas to just come to the car by himself?
"The round hurts De." Cas says quietly. Dean groans slightly and picks Cas up. "We will never speak of this, understand?" He mutters. The child nods and had the nerve to cuddle up to him. Dean chose to ignore Cas's actions.
The hunter walks to the impala; setting Cas in the backseat once at the car. "Nooooooo!" Cas wines. He reaches for Dean, much to the hunter's dismay. "Come on Cas, you got to sit in the back." He says tiredly. Dean just wanted to get back to the hotel already; ready to just wake up from this very weird dream.
"No! Wanna sit ith oo De!" Cas wines out. Dean runs a tired hand through his hair. What had he done with Sam refused to sit in the back? Either John would order him to sit down, or he would bribe his little brother. "If you sit back here I'll buy you a Snickers." He offers the child. There was a pause and pouting from Cas before there was an answer.
"…. An I ave a fuffle stead?" Dean had no idea what Cas said but he got an answer which was good enough. "Sure, you can have a… 'fuffle' if you want it. You just got to sit back there." He says closing the door. Cas nods eagerly, "Ota, I sits underwear ere." He says, giggling. "Thank you, Cas." Dean says. He sighs in relief before driving off.
The car was silent, except for Cas's quiet humming. "Where can I go where I won't get arrested for having a kid in just a huge shirt?" Dean says to himself. Walmart. Perfect place; cheap clothes, candy, and people who didn't even give a second thought about weird.
Once at Walmart he got a barely awake Cas out. "Come on kiddo, stay with me." Dean says with a small sigh. "Oo is holding me do." Cas murmurs in response. "That's not what I meant smartass." He says rolling his eyes. He walks into the store, pleased when no one even gave a second glance at him and Cas. "All right, clothes and other stuff kids need."
This hunter was on a mission, to make Cas look somewhat decent. He looked around at the aisle. There was no way Cas would want the things parents bought; who even bought 'Cute as a Cupcake'? "pick what you want Cas." Dean says. Might as well have the person who was going to have to wear these things pick. The child didn't answer, "Cas?" he asks looking down at him. He sighs when he noticed Cas had passed out.
"Well…. I guess I'm picking." Dean groans to himself. He grabs a few of the cheesy shirts, some pants, socks, under wear, the whole nine yards. "Good enough." He says. He shifts Cas up as he held the clothes.
"What else? Oh yeah, car seat." Dean heads to get it. He wouldn't want to get a ticket for having a child, not in a car seat. No, if he was going to get a ticket it would be for something like speeding, much cooler. He grabs the one that looked like Cas would fit into and heads to the checkout line.
Dean didn't even try flirting with the cashier, it was too early and too weird with a kid. "$45.60 is your total sir." She says smiling. Dean looks down at Cas with a small scowl, "You are waaay too expensive kid." Sam and him barely even used that money for themselves, well minus the ammo and weapons.
"Kids tend to be." The cashier says with a smile. Dean hands her the money and grabs the bags, "No kidding." He says with a small sigh. Well, at least Cas wouldn't be miserable.
"Have a nice night sir!" Dean ignored her and just heads out to his baby. Finally, they could go back to the motel. It was only two so it wasn't that bad on time; they could probably get there by two thirty, not too late.
He manages to get the car seat in the impala, and Cas into the seat without waking the child up. "Good enough." He says with a shrug. He tosses the bags in and drives off. It wasn't that bad so far, Cas wasn't acting the way he thought the kid would. He sighs then glances back at Cas, still sleeping thankfully.
For once luck was on the Winchesters side, Cas had stayed asleep all the way to the motel. Dean groans as he gathers everything, including the sleeping child, "This is seriously messed up." he says tiredly.
He frowns as he unlocks his motel door, walking into the dark room. "I deserve some beer… Nah, sleep first." He drops the bags on the floor, then sets Cas on the bed; soon joining the child. "Night Cas." He says as he laid down. This whole thing had to be a dream, he would wake up and Cas would just be God knows where and normal. He sighs, slowly closing his eyes. Soon succumbing to sleep.