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Dean was disappointed when he woke up. He had expected everything to be normal, no child Cas. He instead woke up to said child laying on his chest, sucking contently on his thumb. He groans, trying to figure out how to move Cas without waking him up. the last thing he needed now was a screaming child. What was he even going to do? It wasn't like he could drop Cas off somewhere, or take him with.
"Dean... Did you kidnap a kid!?" Crap he forgot about Sam. "Why did you-" Dean cut Sam off in mid-sentence. "It's Cas." He says tiredly. Maybe he could just slide Cas onto the bed; he probably wouldn't wake up. "What? How is he like that? Is he in a child vessel, why is he sleeping w-"
"I don't know!" Dean practically yells. That got Cas up quickly, full blown tears. "Crap." he mutters, quickly shifting up. "Hey calm down, Cas stop crying, come on man." He says, trying and failing to get the child to stop bawling. Sam watched awkwardly from the side of his bed. "Come on I'll get you more candy." Dean almost begs him. Cas's response was to grip onto Dean's shirt, not .
"Maybe, bounce him?" Sam says shrugging. "We will never speak of this." Dean hisses out before standing. He awkwardly started to bounce Cas, relieved when the child's screaming and crying slowed to sniffles and small hiccups. "…Wow it actually worked." Dean mutters to himself.
"De, m' ungry." Cas says breaking the silence. "He's just a human?" Sam asks, clearly surprised. "I guess, he hasn't been zapping anywhere, or using his angel mojo." Dean says with a shrug. "He called me last night, said to pick him up. I got there and he basically was a child." He says frowning.
"De, ungry." Cas wines again, tugging on the hunter's shirt. "Maybe it's a spell." Sam says with a shrug. "There was that one case where you were like 16 again." He adds on thoughtfully. "Yeah, but I still had my mindset, Cas here is like complete child." Dean says.
"UNGRY!" Cas shrieks out. Sam winces, "I think food before research." He says. Dean nods, "And a beer or two." He says sighing. "De m' ungry, ungry ungry ungry." The child wines. "Heard you the first time kiddo…What do you even want?" Dean says tiredly.
Cas thinks for a bit, leaving the room in a comfortable silence. "Anakes." He decides, "Excuse me what?" Dean asks. Sam snickered from his side of the bed, getting his things ready for the day. "Shut it Sam." He warns. "One more time Cas, try to actually say the word this time." Dean says. Cas scrunches his nose up as he attempts to say the word again. "Pa pa n ca kes." He sounds out.
"Let' go to that one place, the Village Inn or something like that." Sam says with a small shrug. "There's pie I think." Dean grins, "Say no more Sammy." He says, and slightly shifts Cas up. "Let's go get some food." He says, still grinning. Sam stopped him, "Not with Cas like that." Sam says gesturing to the child. Cas was still in and oversized white button down shirt and blue tie.
"Right, I got some stuff last night. Pick something." Dean says with a shrug. Sam rolls his eyes in response and digs through the Walmart bag. "I'm going with the least disturbing one." He says finally. He picked out the 'Little cowboy' and some blue jeans. He tosses the clothes to his brother. "Get him dressed." He says pulling a clean shirt on.
"Why me?" Dean says frowning at the clothes through at him. "Because you have your 'Profound bond' with him." Of course, he would pull that up. "Yeah yeah, I'm going." He grumbles in response. He walks into the bathroom, Cas still contently sucking on his thumb.
"All right, put your clothes on pipsqueak." He says to the child. Cas pouts when he was set down, "Deeeee." He wines, reaching up to the hunter. "Clothes, the we'll see." Dean bargains. Cas gave it a thought before starting to undress. Dean turns around quickly and hands Cas the clothes.
"De…ah shirt urts ee." Cas says after a few seconds of clothes rustling. "What do you mean it hurts? It's your size." Dean says turning around. "Oh." He says lamely when he sees two little black fluffy wings. "Um... okay. Sam get the scissors." He says. He didn't take his eyes off the wings. They were so small, and fluffy.
Sam handed Dean some scissors, "Do I even want to know?" he asks. The older Winchester stepped aside, revealing a shirtless Cas, and his wings. Sam pauses and looks at Dean in shock and a bit of wonder. "M' ld De." Cas says breaking the silence.
"Right, um." Dean clears his throat. He quickly cuts two slits for the wings, "Try that." He says. After a minute of Cas struggling with the shirt Dean sighs and helps him. "Eel ota, ank oo De." He says smiling. "No problem Cas." Dean says smiling weakly.
Sam runs a hand through his hair, "Put a coat on him, and let's go." He says. No way anyone would take a child having wings to kindly. "Right, um…get the trench coat. We'll bundle him up like a blanket." Dean says. He watches as Cas runs a hand through his wings, taking out what he guessed was dead feathers.
Sam returned with the trench coat quickly. About five minutes of Cas giggling and two grown men struggling to wrap him up, they finished. "Finally, now let's go get some-" "Anyackes!" Cas interrupts Dean with a happy squeal. "Yeah that too." He says chuckling slightly. Sam smiles slightly as well.
Cas thankfully sat in the back seat without a bribe. He also seemed to have forgotten about the bribe from last night. "So, you got everything last night?" Sam asks his brother. "Everything I remembered kids need." Dean says as they drive. "Clothes, pacifiers, pullups, sippy cups, and at least some toys?" Sam lists off. "…. I got clothes." "Before we leave we need to get those." Sam decides. Cas giggles from the back, "An we isten to sic?" he asks. Dean grins, maybe he could get used to the kid.
"De, gotta go potty." Cas says as they pull up to the restaurant. "Hold on, there's a restroom inside." Dean says sighing. "Gotta go eally bad De." Cas wines. Dean took it back, he didn't know if he could do this. Sure, he helped with Ben, but the kid was at least seven; Cas was roughly around three maybe four.
"Deeeeee." Cas wines as Dean picks him up. "I'm going I'm going." He grumbles. He walks inside, "Get, a booth Sammy." He says asks he heads to the restroom. Sam nods, "Good luck." He says going up to get seated.
After the whole bathroom run Dean got Cas to the booth. "I got pancakes and syrup for Cas, and this god-awful heart attack burger for you." Sam says sipping at his water. "And rabbit food for you?" Dean teases. "No, I got the breakfast plate." He says rolling his eyes with a smile. Cas was sipping at his chocolate milk happily.
"Hello, my name is Lily and I'll be your server tonight." A waitress says coming up to the table. "I thought you said you ordered." Dean says scowling. Sam frowns, "I did." He says before turning to Lily. "We're already taken care of, but thanks anyway." He says smiling politely.
Lily's smile drops for a split second, "Oh silly me, sorry for bothering you." She says, a little bit rudely. She spins around and stalks off. "Nice attitude." Dean snorts, glaring slightly after her. "No kidding." Sam says with a slight frown.
Dean pauses when he feels Cas pressing into his side, "Hey, what's wrong?" he asks looking at Cas. The poor kid's face was pale and he looked wide eyed. "She... she… emon." He whispers out quietly. Dean grabs for his knife. "Dude! Not in public." Sam hisses out. They didn't need the police here because it looked like they stabbed a waitress.
"Great, we have a waitress from hell, Cas is useless, and we're in public. Fan fricken tastic." Dean says lowly. Cas's eyes water, "M' useless?" he asks quietly. Sam grimaces, "Calm him down." He hisses out. Dean sends Sam a dirty glare before focusing on Cas. "No no, you're not useless." He says, "I'm just frustrated okay? I don't want that bitch to get you." He says, choosing his words carefully. "Eally?" Cas asks, sniffling slightly. "Really." Dean says with a sigh.
One crisis averted, now the demon. Cas smiles happily at dean, and cuddles close to his side. That got a smile out of Sam. It was cute, even if it was a weird situation. The waiter coming back broken the silence. "All righty, one child pancakes with the side of strawberries." He says handing the plate to Cas, "One double bacon supreme with an egg." A burger and fries given to Dean. "And the garden Frisco with the side of coleslaw." Last plate went to Sam.
"Ank oo!" Cas says before shoving a hand full of food in his mouth. The waiter chuckles slightly and leaves.