Cory has left the White House again. Since the President's ban on anime, he left the house so he may use Crunchyroll without committing a federal offense. He initially went to his friend, Doug, or D-Money's house to stay. However, he was unable to let him stay since his parents had grounded him for using outdated memes. With nowhere to go, Cory just began to walk, alone. He left the city and began to walk down a paved road.
There were not any cars on the road, but there were some trees and houses nearby. He walked off the road up to a tree that was far from it. He sat down and pulled out his phone only to find that it was on low battery. Cory was disappointed that he would not be able to watch a whole episode of Attack on Titan before his phone died. Besides, he did not have any service where he was. The sky turned dark, and Cory began to feel tired. He then slowly drifted off to sleep.
Cory was suddenly thrown from his place under the tree and onto his face. This made him wake up, but much to his regret, his mouth was now full of dirt. He looked back to see Naruto and Sasuke once again. He also noticed that the hat and uniform jacket he had worn before was hanging on the tree he was just under.
"Where were you?!" Naruto said, his fist clenched.
Cory assumed that he had hit him which woke him up. But this was strange, he was right where he left off from a dream he had a few months prior. Once again, Cory decided to just ignore it and play along with it. Cory spit the dirt out of his mouth and stood up. He then walked over to the jacket and hat and put it on. "Yare yare," Cory began. "What do you care?"
Sasuke then spoke, "As soon as you left, some other person appeared and started to take control."
Just then a dark figure jumped up and grabbed the hat from Cory's head and put it on their own head. Then a ghostly figure came out of the figure and pulled the jacket off of Cory and brought it to the figure. This figure appeared to be another defined man with a gray shirt, black pants and two belts. While this man appeared to be in his late twenties by his large muscular stature, he was somehow only seventeen years old. He put on the jacket, put one hand in his pocket and pointed at Cory.
As he pointed the ghostly figure rushed forward and launched a volley of punches at Cory while yelling, "ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!"
He was being mercilessly hit by this ghostly man which he appeared to recognize. Just then, Naruto came in and pushed the man away using some sort of air technique. The ghostly man then appeared to phase into the man which took Cory's hat and jacket. Cory was aching all over. He was surprised that he was still standing.
"What the heck was that?!" shouted Naruto. "How, and why, were you beating up Cory like that?!"
The man looked down and sighed, "Yare yare. He took my jacket and hat. I just set them down for a moment and I come back to find some jerk wearing them."
There was a moment of silence between the four of them. The man broke the silence. "Well, aren't you going to show me your stands?" he asked as if he were provoking them.
Naruto and Sasuke looked at him in confusion. "Wait, what's a stand?" Sasuke asked.
"H-hold on a moment," Cory began. "Jotaro, are you the person who's taking control?"
The man looked shocked slightly, but he remained agitated. "How do you know my name?" the man, now identified as Jotaro, asked.
Before Cory could answer, Naruto quickly piped up. "Oh, no. This isn't that person. The one who's trying to take control is some lady with blonde and rainbow hair," he said.
This got Cory thinking. He somewhat recognized this description of another character he knew of. He trembled and gripped his Poke Ball.
Just then, the sky went dark, spotlights appeared and focused on a figure not too far from them. Eerie and somewhat catchy music began to play when the figure posed as if she was about to walk along a catwalk. Just as Naruto said, it was a woman with blonde hair, yet it was rainbow on the underside of her strange hairstyle. She wore a white dress which vaguely resembled a swan. "There you are, Jotaro," she said. "Why did you run away from me?"
Jotaro sighed. "Yare yare daze."
Just then a black and red blur rushed out and struck the blonde woman. The woman buckled and fell to the ground. The blur came to a stop near the woman and was able to be made out as a girl in a rather skimpy red and black outfit with a strange design of an eye on her left side. She had short, black hair with one red streak and held what seemed like half of a giant red pair of scissors.
"How…" the blonde woman began. "How DARE you! My own daughter!"
"Not again," the girl responded. "You will not try to take over another world again! I'll stop you!"
Then girl then opened up her scissor blade and began to rush towards the blonde woman again. "Decapitation mode!" she yelled as she struck the woman. "Life-Fiber Lost!"
The blonde woman, who Cory identified as Ragyo Kiryuin, screamed as she was suddenly engulfed in a bright light. The girl then stood calmly and somehow shrunk her scissor blade and she began to transform. What once a skimpy outfit, now appeared to be a black and red Japanese school uniform. The eye design was still present on her outfit. She then turned around and looked at Jotaro.
After a few seconds of silence, Jotaro grumbled, "Well, do you need something?"
"I want to know something, Jotaro," the girl asked.
"Wait, you know her?" Sasuke asked him.
"Yes. She and I… are in a relationship." Jotaro stated.
"I-I can't believe it! He's in a relationship with her?!" said a man in the bushes who Cory identified as Speedwagon, but he then disappeared.
"Well, he spoke the truth," Cory said. "How could you be in a relationship with Ryuko Matoi?!" Naruto and Sasuke looked at Cory in confusion.
"She's from the anime Kill la Kill." Cory stated as if it were common knowledge.
"I say that we 'are' in a relationship, more like 'were' in a relationship." Jotaro said.
"But, Jojo. You want me back, right?" Ryuko asked.
"You know why I broke up with you."
"But why? What did I do wrong?"
"You ain't thicc enough!"
She was shocked to hear this. She had always thought that she was sufficiently thicc. However, it seemed Jotaro thought otherwise. "W-what?! That's what this is all about?!" Ryuko screamed, her face full of anger with tears welling up in her eyes.
Night fell. Ryuko was staring at Jotaro in disbelief. Jotaro was looking down, his eyes covered by the brim of his hat. Suddenly the menacing letters appeared once again, just as they had done for Kars. Another figure appeared with short blonde hair, a well-built body, and posed in a similar fashion to Kars. "Jotaro Kujo. Ryuko Matoi. Cory Baxter. You know who I am," the figure said in an extremely charming and charismatic manner. He then began to speak in Japanese for some reason, "I will defeat you all with my Stand! You expected some other menacing villain, but it was I, DIO!"
Sasuke then asked, "What's this guy doing?"
"Probably trying to take over this place, like those other two," Naruto responded, referring to Kars and Ragyo.
"Oh no," Cory began. "I don't like where this is going…"
~To Be Continued~
