p class="p1"span class="s1"After a while, both Ino and Sakura were broken apart from each other, and disqualified for their idiotic antics. The next fight: Gaara vs Neji/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"The two ninja stared at each other. Thoughts of blood and death rushed through Gaara's mind, while Neji smirked at the jinchuriki. Gaara could sense that Neji was a strong shinobi. His mother would love his blood!/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Hayate coughed, and yelled "BEGIN!". Meanwhile, Kakashi returned from his flying blood trip. He landed on the HOkage, knocking him out of his chair. "BITCH" yelled Kagame, trying to stab Kakashi, who ran off to a safe haven: the nearest bookstore, where he hid in the perverted section./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Neji and Gaara stared at each other. Both shinobi waited for the other to attack. Neji acted first. He switched on his Byakugan, and charged at Gaara./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Spears of sand shot at Neji, but the Hyuuga prodigy dodged them, as Rock Lee screamed "GO MY YOUTHFUL RIVAL!". As Neji moved to strike Gaara, the redhead encased himself in a ball of his chakra sand. Neji noticed that the boy's sand was chakra: juken could seal of his chakra!/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"The sand around Gaara collapsed, and the boy was shocked to see Neji in front of him. AS the Hyuga moved to strike Gaara in the heart, sand shot through his wrist./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""AAAAGHGHGHGH!"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Sand wrapped around him, and it began crushing him, even as he tried to destroy it with chakra. Hayate stopped the fight, with Gaara as the class="Apple-converted-space" /span/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Next fight: Konohamaru vs Choji!"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"The two combatants got to the arena, and stood there. Choji yelled "Baiku no Jutsu (ARt of Expansion)" , and then, "NIkudon Sensha (Human Juggernaut)"! He rolled towards Konohamaru. The young Sarutobi jumped out of the way, and the Akimichi crashed into the class="Apple-converted-space" /span/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Katon: Goukyaku no Jutsu (Fire Style: Fireball)" The fireball struck the Akimichi, and he was pushed further into the wall. Choji tried to stand up, but KOnohamaru struck from the smoke. He had won./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"There were a few more unimportant fights: finally, the third round battles were decided; they would be fought after three months./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Shino vs. Kankuro/span/p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Konohamaru vs Rock Lee/span/p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Temari vs Shikamaru/span/p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Sasuke vs Gaara/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Out of nowhere, Itachi jumped, grabbed SAsuke, and took him from training/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"KOnohamaru went with Kakashi/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Shikamaru went for cloud-watching/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"*****/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"The two girls smiled, as they reached their destination. The redhead was leaning on the brunette./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Suddenly, eight mist ninja jumped out. "Heheheheheh….We've got you!"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Out of nowhere jumped a blond guy./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""YOu fucking retard mist retard….you can't just trespass. Die!" screamed Naruto/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Huh.. a little boy acting as ninja. Look we'll let you go, if you leave the jinchuriki to us."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Jinchuriki?"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""That's me." whispered the brunette./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"The mist leader looked towards her, "So, Yuki Haku…are you ready to return?"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""No!"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Senbon shot towards the leader, but he deflected each of the them with a kunai./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Heh…there are eight of us, and three of you… two half weakened, and one weird hyperactive kid…"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"The "kid" shot forward, and killed two of the ninja with a kunai. He tried to stab the leader, who dodged, and threw him back./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Naruto pulled out his sword: Kubikiribouchou, the beheading sword. One of the stupid mist ninja was like, " Oh! it's a giant pizza cutter." The pizza cutter took off his head./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""So? YOu're still a little brat. I won't consider you a swordsman until you've defeated another great swordsman."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Does Raiga count?"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"The ninja's eyes widened. "YOu're the one who killed Raiga? Uzumaki Naruto? Die!"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"The mist ninja shot an enormous water dragon towards the three young shinobi. A deep killing intent filled the area, and a sword sliced through the dragon./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"One of the retarded mist nin asked, "who are you? a shark on drugs?"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"The leader yelled, "Flee! It's Kisame Hoshigaki! The shark demon!"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"The remaining five ninja were killed immediately./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Kisame turned and faced the newcomers. "So, who are you?"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Haku stepped forward and said "I'm Yuki class="Apple-converted-space" /spanI'm part of a kekkei gekkei clan, and the yondaime mizukagespan class="Apple-converted-space" /spanis killing all the clans. I managed to escape."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"The redhead said, "I'm Karin Uzumaki. I escaped Orochimaru."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Wait. Did you just say "Uzumaki"'?" asked Naruto./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Yeah..so?"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""I'm Uzumaki Naruto."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Kisame said, "Yeah,yeah, happy family reunion, now can we go inside? I was going to buy a goblin shark."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"*****/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Over time, Karin and Haku became good friends with Naruto. The three began training together./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"emChunin Exams/em/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Naruto and all the Akatsuki and Itachi went to Konoha for the Chunin Exams. WEll, Itachi was already there. There were thousands of people, yelling things such as,/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""MOTHER RUSSIA"!/span/p
p class="p1"span class="s1""I AM YOUR MOM!"/span/p
p class="p1"span class="s1""I LOVE RAMEN!"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Match 1: Shino vs Kankurou" yelled Gekko/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""I surrender!" yelled the puppet guy./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Match 2: Konohamaru vs Rock Lee" yelled Gekkospan class="Apple-converted-space" /span/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"The two ninja charged at each other, and the SArutobi dropped a smoke bomb. Lee dodged backwards, as Konohamaru lunged with a kunai. The prodigy then leaped backwards, as Lee threw of his weights. KOnohamaru formed a few seals, and yelled, "Doton: Ryu no Bakudan! (Earth Style: Dragon Bomb)" An enormous earthen dragon shot towards Lee; the taijutus user leaped into the air. Konohamaru smirked. He threw a shuriken, formed thespan class="Apple-converted-space" /spantiger hand seal, and yelled, "Shuriken Kage Bunshin (Shuriken Shadow Doppleganger)" Nearly a thousand shuriken shot towards Lee. He had no option but one. "Shomon Kai (First Gate)". The empowered Lee kicked all the weapons out of the air. A few went flying back towards Konohamaru, who hit them away with his staff. His eyes widened, as he could barely trace Lee moving towards class="Apple-converted-space" /span/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Doton: Subako (Earth Style: Burrowing Mole)" he yelled, as he ducked underneath, just dodging Lee's kick. A bo staff nearly hit Lee in the nose as he dodged away. Then, ten earth clones charged at him. As Lee was busy fighting them, Konohamaru jumped out and grabbed his leg, and used a surge of chakra in his arm, to throw Lee towards the class="Apple-converted-space" /span/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Lee then screamed, "Sanmon Kai (Three Gates)" He shot off the wall, towards, Konohamaru, who tried to dodge, the punch shattering his finger. Konohmaru yelled, "Doton: Doki Keimusho (Earth Style: Earthen Prison")!"span class="Apple-converted-space" /spanA semicircular dome surrounded Lee. The pupil of Gai attempted to break out, but Konohamaru had put in much of his chakra to make the walls extremely class="Apple-converted-space" /span/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"The dome exploded outwards, and as Lee yelled, "Gomon Kai (Five Gates)", Konohamaru dropped a super smoke bomb, and smoke filled the arena. He then sent chakra to his eyes, using a special monkey technique allowing him to see through the smoke. He snuck up behind Lee, and knocked him class="Apple-converted-space" /span/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"In the next match, Temari and Shikamaru just had a quick match, in which Shikamaru just gave up./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Now, the match that the crowd had been waiting for: Sasuke vs Gaara/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Gaara flickered down to the arena. But no Sasuke. Then, a flock of crows came by, and out popped Itachi and Sasuke./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Itachi sat with his Akatsuki friends, and the match began./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Sand shot towards Sasuke, but he had improved. He nimbly dodged all the spears of sand, and then dashed forward. The sand around Gaara encased him in a sphere, and a multitude of sand clones popped out of the sphere. The charged at him; but Sasuke performed a technique: a technique so powerful, so deadly, that it was S-rank. A technique known as "CHIDORI" The sand clones were cut down, and Sasuke leapt backwards. He bent towards the ground, and yelled "Chidori Nagare (Chidori Stream)" The technique cut through the sphere, and Gaara fell to the ground screaming in pain. The sand armour formed around him. Sasuke then formed a couple of hand signs: "Katon: Goukyaku no Jutsu (Fire Style: Fireball)" It was immense, and turned all the sand to glass. Then, Sasuke threw chidori-infused kunai that sliced through the armour./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""AAAAGHGHGGHHGH" screamed Gaara. "MOther!" Temari and Kankuro looked at each other in worry. As feathers fell from the sky, they leapt down, and took their brother./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Author's NOte: Sorry if the fight scenes are terrible. Also sorry that it took too long./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"The two ninja stared at each other. Thoughts of blood and death rushed through Gaara's mind, while Neji smirked at the jinchuriki. Gaara could sense that Neji was a strong shinobi. His mother would love his blood!/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Hayate coughed, and yelled "BEGIN!". Meanwhile, Kakashi returned from his flying blood trip. He landed on the HOkage, knocking him out of his chair. "BITCH" yelled Kagame, trying to stab Kakashi, who ran off to a safe haven: the nearest bookstore, where he hid in the perverted section./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Neji and Gaara stared at each other. Both shinobi waited for the other to attack. Neji acted first. He switched on his Byakugan, and charged at Gaara./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Spears of sand shot at Neji, but the Hyuuga prodigy dodged them, as Rock Lee screamed "GO MY YOUTHFUL RIVAL!". As Neji moved to strike Gaara, the redhead encased himself in a ball of his chakra sand. Neji noticed that the boy's sand was chakra: juken could seal of his chakra!/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"The sand around Gaara collapsed, and the boy was shocked to see Neji in front of him. AS the Hyuga moved to strike Gaara in the heart, sand shot through his wrist./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""AAAAGHGHGHGH!"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Sand wrapped around him, and it began crushing him, even as he tried to destroy it with chakra. Hayate stopped the fight, with Gaara as the class="Apple-converted-space" /span/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Next fight: Konohamaru vs Choji!"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"The two combatants got to the arena, and stood there. Choji yelled "Baiku no Jutsu (ARt of Expansion)" , and then, "NIkudon Sensha (Human Juggernaut)"! He rolled towards Konohamaru. The young Sarutobi jumped out of the way, and the Akimichi crashed into the class="Apple-converted-space" /span/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Katon: Goukyaku no Jutsu (Fire Style: Fireball)" The fireball struck the Akimichi, and he was pushed further into the wall. Choji tried to stand up, but KOnohamaru struck from the smoke. He had won./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"There were a few more unimportant fights: finally, the third round battles were decided; they would be fought after three months./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Shino vs. Kankuro/span/p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Konohamaru vs Rock Lee/span/p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Temari vs Shikamaru/span/p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Sasuke vs Gaara/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Out of nowhere, Itachi jumped, grabbed SAsuke, and took him from training/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"KOnohamaru went with Kakashi/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Shikamaru went for cloud-watching/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"*****/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"The two girls smiled, as they reached their destination. The redhead was leaning on the brunette./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Suddenly, eight mist ninja jumped out. "Heheheheheh….We've got you!"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Out of nowhere jumped a blond guy./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""YOu fucking retard mist retard….you can't just trespass. Die!" screamed Naruto/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Huh.. a little boy acting as ninja. Look we'll let you go, if you leave the jinchuriki to us."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Jinchuriki?"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""That's me." whispered the brunette./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"The mist leader looked towards her, "So, Yuki Haku…are you ready to return?"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""No!"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Senbon shot towards the leader, but he deflected each of the them with a kunai./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Heh…there are eight of us, and three of you… two half weakened, and one weird hyperactive kid…"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"The "kid" shot forward, and killed two of the ninja with a kunai. He tried to stab the leader, who dodged, and threw him back./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Naruto pulled out his sword: Kubikiribouchou, the beheading sword. One of the stupid mist ninja was like, " Oh! it's a giant pizza cutter." The pizza cutter took off his head./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""So? YOu're still a little brat. I won't consider you a swordsman until you've defeated another great swordsman."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Does Raiga count?"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"The ninja's eyes widened. "YOu're the one who killed Raiga? Uzumaki Naruto? Die!"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"The mist ninja shot an enormous water dragon towards the three young shinobi. A deep killing intent filled the area, and a sword sliced through the dragon./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"One of the retarded mist nin asked, "who are you? a shark on drugs?"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"The leader yelled, "Flee! It's Kisame Hoshigaki! The shark demon!"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"The remaining five ninja were killed immediately./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Kisame turned and faced the newcomers. "So, who are you?"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Haku stepped forward and said "I'm Yuki class="Apple-converted-space" /spanI'm part of a kekkei gekkei clan, and the yondaime mizukagespan class="Apple-converted-space" /spanis killing all the clans. I managed to escape."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"The redhead said, "I'm Karin Uzumaki. I escaped Orochimaru."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Wait. Did you just say "Uzumaki"'?" asked Naruto./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Yeah..so?"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""I'm Uzumaki Naruto."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Kisame said, "Yeah,yeah, happy family reunion, now can we go inside? I was going to buy a goblin shark."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"*****/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Over time, Karin and Haku became good friends with Naruto. The three began training together./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"emChunin Exams/em/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Naruto and all the Akatsuki and Itachi went to Konoha for the Chunin Exams. WEll, Itachi was already there. There were thousands of people, yelling things such as,/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""MOTHER RUSSIA"!/span/p
p class="p1"span class="s1""I AM YOUR MOM!"/span/p
p class="p1"span class="s1""I LOVE RAMEN!"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Match 1: Shino vs Kankurou" yelled Gekko/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""I surrender!" yelled the puppet guy./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Match 2: Konohamaru vs Rock Lee" yelled Gekkospan class="Apple-converted-space" /span/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"The two ninja charged at each other, and the SArutobi dropped a smoke bomb. Lee dodged backwards, as Konohamaru lunged with a kunai. The prodigy then leaped backwards, as Lee threw of his weights. KOnohamaru formed a few seals, and yelled, "Doton: Ryu no Bakudan! (Earth Style: Dragon Bomb)" An enormous earthen dragon shot towards Lee; the taijutus user leaped into the air. Konohamaru smirked. He threw a shuriken, formed thespan class="Apple-converted-space" /spantiger hand seal, and yelled, "Shuriken Kage Bunshin (Shuriken Shadow Doppleganger)" Nearly a thousand shuriken shot towards Lee. He had no option but one. "Shomon Kai (First Gate)". The empowered Lee kicked all the weapons out of the air. A few went flying back towards Konohamaru, who hit them away with his staff. His eyes widened, as he could barely trace Lee moving towards class="Apple-converted-space" /span/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Doton: Subako (Earth Style: Burrowing Mole)" he yelled, as he ducked underneath, just dodging Lee's kick. A bo staff nearly hit Lee in the nose as he dodged away. Then, ten earth clones charged at him. As Lee was busy fighting them, Konohamaru jumped out and grabbed his leg, and used a surge of chakra in his arm, to throw Lee towards the class="Apple-converted-space" /span/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Lee then screamed, "Sanmon Kai (Three Gates)" He shot off the wall, towards, Konohamaru, who tried to dodge, the punch shattering his finger. Konohmaru yelled, "Doton: Doki Keimusho (Earth Style: Earthen Prison")!"span class="Apple-converted-space" /spanA semicircular dome surrounded Lee. The pupil of Gai attempted to break out, but Konohamaru had put in much of his chakra to make the walls extremely class="Apple-converted-space" /span/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"The dome exploded outwards, and as Lee yelled, "Gomon Kai (Five Gates)", Konohamaru dropped a super smoke bomb, and smoke filled the arena. He then sent chakra to his eyes, using a special monkey technique allowing him to see through the smoke. He snuck up behind Lee, and knocked him class="Apple-converted-space" /span/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"In the next match, Temari and Shikamaru just had a quick match, in which Shikamaru just gave up./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Now, the match that the crowd had been waiting for: Sasuke vs Gaara/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Gaara flickered down to the arena. But no Sasuke. Then, a flock of crows came by, and out popped Itachi and Sasuke./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Itachi sat with his Akatsuki friends, and the match began./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Sand shot towards Sasuke, but he had improved. He nimbly dodged all the spears of sand, and then dashed forward. The sand around Gaara encased him in a sphere, and a multitude of sand clones popped out of the sphere. The charged at him; but Sasuke performed a technique: a technique so powerful, so deadly, that it was S-rank. A technique known as "CHIDORI" The sand clones were cut down, and Sasuke leapt backwards. He bent towards the ground, and yelled "Chidori Nagare (Chidori Stream)" The technique cut through the sphere, and Gaara fell to the ground screaming in pain. The sand armour formed around him. Sasuke then formed a couple of hand signs: "Katon: Goukyaku no Jutsu (Fire Style: Fireball)" It was immense, and turned all the sand to glass. Then, Sasuke threw chidori-infused kunai that sliced through the armour./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""AAAAGHGHGGHHGH" screamed Gaara. "MOther!" Temari and Kankuro looked at each other in worry. As feathers fell from the sky, they leapt down, and took their brother./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Author's NOte: Sorry if the fight scenes are terrible. Also sorry that it took too long./span/p