p class="p1"span class="s1"Sasuke and Gaara lay on the ground staring at each class="Apple-converted-space" /span/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""How…how are you so strong?"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Sasuke managed to straighten up, and say, "Because I have friends to protect."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Itachi appeared next to the two ninja. "Yeah, it's me bitches."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Gaara feebly nodded, and lay down, as Kankuro and Temari landed next to him. "I'm sorry."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Temari and Kankuro looked at each other. Suddenly, the kunoichi punched Gaara. "YOU BETTER BE!"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"When thinking back to that day, Gaara realised he had learned something very important, something crucial to survival in the world. Never annoy your older sister./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Itachi sighed, and then said, "Okay, okay, go back to your village. Have a nice day." He picked up his younger brother, and leapt back to class="Apple-converted-space" /span/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"*****/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Naruto, Haku, and Karin, stood in front of a group of Sand Ninja. Behind them were some school children. The Sand Ninja grinned wickedly. Just some children. No problem. They were soon proven wrong. Naruto raced at the ninja. He dodged every attack thrown at him, and landed some deadly attacks of his own. He quickly formed a hand seal and yelled, "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu (Art of the Shadow Doppleganger)" Four other blonde ninja were formed, and they pulled out kunai, to battle the ninja. Meanwhile, more ninja attacked Haku and Karin. As Karin formed hand seals, Haku engaged them. She then leaped back, as her friend yelled, "Dokugiri (Poison Mist)". A purple mist wafted towards the ninja, and as they jumped backwards, Haku yelled, "Futon: Daitoppa (Wind Style: Great Breakthrough)". The wind forced the mist faster towards the Sand ninja. They dropped dead. As another ninja attacked from behind, Haku pulled back her friend, and swung her into the ninja. There was a loud crack as his jaw shattered. Then leaped in a new ninja. He sneered, and said, "I'm Baki. Join of the Sand." He leaped forward, and yelled, "Futon: Kazeken (Wind Style: Wind Sword)" Out of nowhere came Naruto, and he yelled, "Katon Goukyaku no Jutsu (Fire Style: Grand Fireball)" The fireball absorbed the wind blades, and become even larger. Baki smiled, he stepped aside. His smirk disappeared, as eight senbon were fired at him. He managed, to doge seven, but the eight paralysed his class="Apple-converted-space" /span/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"He growled at Haku, "How did you see me through the fire?"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Karin smiled, "She didn't see you. I told her where to shoot. I'm a sensor."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Further conversation was prevented by Naruto, who came in with his sword, at immense speed, due to the lightning coursing through his legs. Baki screamed like a little girl, and began leaping about like a demented frog. Out of nowhere came Karin, trying to stab Baki. The join grabbed her hand. That was all the time Naruto needed. He pulled out his chakra string, and attached them to Baki. The sand ninja was pulled backwards, and Naruto kicked him in the balls./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""AAAGGHH, WHAT ABOUT THE BRO CODE?/?!"span class="Apple-converted-space" /span/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Naruto's simple response was "I'm not your bro." Baki was then sent flying with the class="Apple-converted-space" /span/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"As more ninja, came, an Akatsuki member leaped in front of them./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""LET US SHARE IN THE ULTIMATE PAIN FOREVER!"span class="Apple-converted-space" /span/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"It wasn't the first time Naruto was worried about the mental condition of Akatsuki members./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"*****/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"emOne week later…/em/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"The trio walked towards the Hidden Sand Village, disguised as peasants. They were unnoticed by the guards, who dismissed them. They lay in weight for their prey./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"The Kazekage walked by his children. As usual, he was scolding them. One of the trio leaped out, and yelled, "SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"As Rasa saw his older brother for the second time in a week, he yelled, "OH SHIT!"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"The guards leaped, forward, but Sasori's teammates quickly defeated them. "Wow, the Sand Village sure has shit ninja." said Naruto./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Sasori smiled, and said, "Let's get down to business. Gaara, will you come to the Akatsuki with us?"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""HOw do you know my name?"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Well, I'm your uncle. You can see the family resemblance, since we are both super handsome. Just answer the question."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Um….okay. Wait, Sasuke, you're here too?"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Obviously."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""I'll come, but can I bring Temari and Kankuro."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Naruto asked, "Who?"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""My siblings."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Hey… Gaara isn't leaving. As Kazekage I forbid him from doing so!" screamed Rasa./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Four pairs of eyes turned to him. Four voices said simultaneously, "Did anyone ask for your opinion?"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""But…But…"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Sasori slapped Rasa away with his sand./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Okay, lets's go."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"*****/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Okay, so these are the sleeping arrangements. Gaara, Sasuke, Naruto, Kankuro, you're sleeping in this room. Temari, Haku, and Karin, you're sleeping in that room." said Pain./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Deidara sighed, "You could have just said boys in that room, and girls in this room."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Pain stared at him blankly. "It's boys in this room, and girls in that room. Get your English right."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Their argument was interrupted by Kankuro screaming. Sasori was trying to pull of his mask. "NO…STOP!"span class="Apple-converted-space" /span/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Why do you want this dumbass mask? You look like a cat-human hybrid on drugs! Besides, I don't want to be known as the uncle of the cat makeup guy!"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Temari pulled out her fan, and slapped Kankuro, screaming, "LISTEN TO YOUR ELDERS!"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""O-O-O-Okay" he whimpered./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Temari gave him one last glare, and walked off with Karin and Haku./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Naruto yawned, "Well, I'm going to sleep."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"This left Kankuro with Sasori and Jiraiya. HE stared at Jiraiya for a while, and suddenly seemed to recognise him. "Wait, aren't you the guy who wrote those Icha Icha books?"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Following a stupid dance introduction, Jiraiya screamed, "I AM THE GALLANT JIRAIYA, THE MAN WHO WOMEN SEE IN THEIR DREAMS ALL NIGHT." Tsunade came out of nowhere, and punched him on the back of his head screaming, "NOT DREAMS, NIGHTMARES!"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Kankuro looked in awe at the Sannin. "I love your books! They're so good! I love all the sex scenes!"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""You're a true intellectual", smiled Sasori, "Want to come with me and Jiraiya to the onsen? To spy on bathing women?"span class="Apple-converted-space" /span/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""HELL YEAH!"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"*****/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Naruto, Sasuke, and Gaara sat in the bedroom, playing a board class="Apple-converted-space" /span/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""It's nice to have people my age around. I was going mad with these insane people here."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Right on cue, Deidara screamed, "ART IS AN EXPLOSION!" as he blew up a Zetsu clone./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Sasuke smiled. "It's nice seeing my brother again."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Gaara was also happy. "By going on missions, I can find more people to feed to Shukaku, and keep the obese racoon happy."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Naruto stared at him in worry. "ARe you sure Shukaku is mentally alright?"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"******/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"The trio of girls giggled, as they spoke about the class="Apple-converted-space" /span/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Sasuke is so cute." smiled Temari./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Hey, Temari, can you help me get close to Gaara?" asked Karin./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Temari laughed and said, "Well, first Kankuro will have to teach him how to talk to girls."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Karin looked at Haku, and said, "Hey, Haku, when are you going to ask Naruto out?"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Haku blushed, and said Karin, "Don't speak so loudly!"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Author's Note: Would explain S M clothing? And what's Sasuke bashing? Also, the next chapter is three years later./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""How…how are you so strong?"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Sasuke managed to straighten up, and say, "Because I have friends to protect."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Itachi appeared next to the two ninja. "Yeah, it's me bitches."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Gaara feebly nodded, and lay down, as Kankuro and Temari landed next to him. "I'm sorry."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Temari and Kankuro looked at each other. Suddenly, the kunoichi punched Gaara. "YOU BETTER BE!"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"When thinking back to that day, Gaara realised he had learned something very important, something crucial to survival in the world. Never annoy your older sister./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Itachi sighed, and then said, "Okay, okay, go back to your village. Have a nice day." He picked up his younger brother, and leapt back to class="Apple-converted-space" /span/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"*****/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Naruto, Haku, and Karin, stood in front of a group of Sand Ninja. Behind them were some school children. The Sand Ninja grinned wickedly. Just some children. No problem. They were soon proven wrong. Naruto raced at the ninja. He dodged every attack thrown at him, and landed some deadly attacks of his own. He quickly formed a hand seal and yelled, "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu (Art of the Shadow Doppleganger)" Four other blonde ninja were formed, and they pulled out kunai, to battle the ninja. Meanwhile, more ninja attacked Haku and Karin. As Karin formed hand seals, Haku engaged them. She then leaped back, as her friend yelled, "Dokugiri (Poison Mist)". A purple mist wafted towards the ninja, and as they jumped backwards, Haku yelled, "Futon: Daitoppa (Wind Style: Great Breakthrough)". The wind forced the mist faster towards the Sand ninja. They dropped dead. As another ninja attacked from behind, Haku pulled back her friend, and swung her into the ninja. There was a loud crack as his jaw shattered. Then leaped in a new ninja. He sneered, and said, "I'm Baki. Join of the Sand." He leaped forward, and yelled, "Futon: Kazeken (Wind Style: Wind Sword)" Out of nowhere came Naruto, and he yelled, "Katon Goukyaku no Jutsu (Fire Style: Grand Fireball)" The fireball absorbed the wind blades, and become even larger. Baki smiled, he stepped aside. His smirk disappeared, as eight senbon were fired at him. He managed, to doge seven, but the eight paralysed his class="Apple-converted-space" /span/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"He growled at Haku, "How did you see me through the fire?"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Karin smiled, "She didn't see you. I told her where to shoot. I'm a sensor."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Further conversation was prevented by Naruto, who came in with his sword, at immense speed, due to the lightning coursing through his legs. Baki screamed like a little girl, and began leaping about like a demented frog. Out of nowhere came Karin, trying to stab Baki. The join grabbed her hand. That was all the time Naruto needed. He pulled out his chakra string, and attached them to Baki. The sand ninja was pulled backwards, and Naruto kicked him in the balls./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""AAAGGHH, WHAT ABOUT THE BRO CODE?/?!"span class="Apple-converted-space" /span/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Naruto's simple response was "I'm not your bro." Baki was then sent flying with the class="Apple-converted-space" /span/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"As more ninja, came, an Akatsuki member leaped in front of them./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""LET US SHARE IN THE ULTIMATE PAIN FOREVER!"span class="Apple-converted-space" /span/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"It wasn't the first time Naruto was worried about the mental condition of Akatsuki members./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"*****/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"emOne week later…/em/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"The trio walked towards the Hidden Sand Village, disguised as peasants. They were unnoticed by the guards, who dismissed them. They lay in weight for their prey./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"The Kazekage walked by his children. As usual, he was scolding them. One of the trio leaped out, and yelled, "SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"As Rasa saw his older brother for the second time in a week, he yelled, "OH SHIT!"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"The guards leaped, forward, but Sasori's teammates quickly defeated them. "Wow, the Sand Village sure has shit ninja." said Naruto./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Sasori smiled, and said, "Let's get down to business. Gaara, will you come to the Akatsuki with us?"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""HOw do you know my name?"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Well, I'm your uncle. You can see the family resemblance, since we are both super handsome. Just answer the question."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Um….okay. Wait, Sasuke, you're here too?"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Obviously."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""I'll come, but can I bring Temari and Kankuro."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Naruto asked, "Who?"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""My siblings."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Hey… Gaara isn't leaving. As Kazekage I forbid him from doing so!" screamed Rasa./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Four pairs of eyes turned to him. Four voices said simultaneously, "Did anyone ask for your opinion?"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""But…But…"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Sasori slapped Rasa away with his sand./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Okay, lets's go."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"*****/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Okay, so these are the sleeping arrangements. Gaara, Sasuke, Naruto, Kankuro, you're sleeping in this room. Temari, Haku, and Karin, you're sleeping in that room." said Pain./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Deidara sighed, "You could have just said boys in that room, and girls in this room."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Pain stared at him blankly. "It's boys in this room, and girls in that room. Get your English right."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Their argument was interrupted by Kankuro screaming. Sasori was trying to pull of his mask. "NO…STOP!"span class="Apple-converted-space" /span/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Why do you want this dumbass mask? You look like a cat-human hybrid on drugs! Besides, I don't want to be known as the uncle of the cat makeup guy!"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Temari pulled out her fan, and slapped Kankuro, screaming, "LISTEN TO YOUR ELDERS!"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""O-O-O-Okay" he whimpered./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Temari gave him one last glare, and walked off with Karin and Haku./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Naruto yawned, "Well, I'm going to sleep."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"This left Kankuro with Sasori and Jiraiya. HE stared at Jiraiya for a while, and suddenly seemed to recognise him. "Wait, aren't you the guy who wrote those Icha Icha books?"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Following a stupid dance introduction, Jiraiya screamed, "I AM THE GALLANT JIRAIYA, THE MAN WHO WOMEN SEE IN THEIR DREAMS ALL NIGHT." Tsunade came out of nowhere, and punched him on the back of his head screaming, "NOT DREAMS, NIGHTMARES!"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Kankuro looked in awe at the Sannin. "I love your books! They're so good! I love all the sex scenes!"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""You're a true intellectual", smiled Sasori, "Want to come with me and Jiraiya to the onsen? To spy on bathing women?"span class="Apple-converted-space" /span/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""HELL YEAH!"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"*****/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Naruto, Sasuke, and Gaara sat in the bedroom, playing a board class="Apple-converted-space" /span/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""It's nice to have people my age around. I was going mad with these insane people here."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Right on cue, Deidara screamed, "ART IS AN EXPLOSION!" as he blew up a Zetsu clone./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Sasuke smiled. "It's nice seeing my brother again."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Gaara was also happy. "By going on missions, I can find more people to feed to Shukaku, and keep the obese racoon happy."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Naruto stared at him in worry. "ARe you sure Shukaku is mentally alright?"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"******/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"The trio of girls giggled, as they spoke about the class="Apple-converted-space" /span/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Sasuke is so cute." smiled Temari./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1""Hey, Temari, can you help me get close to Gaara?" asked Karin./span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Temari laughed and said, "Well, first Kankuro will have to teach him how to talk to girls."/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Karin looked at Haku, and said, "Hey, Haku, when are you going to ask Naruto out?"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Haku blushed, and said Karin, "Don't speak so loudly!"/span/p
p class="p2" /p
p class="p1"span class="s1"Author's Note: Would explain S M clothing? And what's Sasuke bashing? Also, the next chapter is three years later./span/p