over 14,000 words_ sorry for any spelling errors or such please leave a comment and I'll fix them. For anyone who asks I might actually expand on some of the stories with pressure of coarse.
8].England-
Narrator- Gibraltar is a British overseas territory located at the southern tip of Spain. An Anglo-Dutch force captured Gibraltar from Spain in 1704 during the Spanish war of succession on behalf of the Austrian Habsburg, claim to the Spanish throne. The territory was subsequently ceded to Great Britain under the Treaty of Utrecht on April 11 of 1713, which I may say Antonio never signed not wanting to lose his son or Little that he will admit it Arthur feels great gilt in what was done to Spain...
April 11, 2006. 293 years after the signing of the Utrecht treaty
Is it wrong to be feeling guilty, while I stand surrounded by the suffering and hope of a little girl whose life was taken to soon? Is it wrong that, I can't help but find it poetic, standing with the man who helped me cause so much pain to one of our own; at a showing in Amsterdam?
Surrounded by humans and nations alike, yet I'm all alone. The smiles and tears, as the letters are read ' Yet I'm trapped two-hundred-year memories remembering a man, I should feel nothing for, in tears...
" I beg of you please don't no them take everything but leave them!"
"Suffer, just like I did, suffer..."
"Suffer..." whispered
"She did, but now she's in a better place, my love." Joao wipes away a tear I never knew had fallen, thinking I'm crying for her when in fact it's for Antonio.
'I think I've got away, to fix this'
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Aug 15-10:29am_From Sir captain-eyebrows
Antonio, I've got a present for you. Due to up and coming referendum I shall be bringing someone you, know well with me. Meet me before the meeting at 'La Rosa dulce' cafe in Barcelona at 7 am, August 16 if you want a private meeting.
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Antonio's Point of view- Aug 16, the first day of the world meeting 7:20 am
Late only by twenty minutes, though. I must admit that I almost didn't come, but for whatever reason, I feel the need to do so. Given our history this could very well be a prank or a kidnapping, so why am I compelled to do this 'Oh, well'. the warmth of the sun beating down on me, sea salt carried on the wind 'Hermana, heart is wonderful'
"About time !" she scowled in her female form
"Hola, I haven't been keeping you waiting have, I? Ah, such a lovely spot you've picked; such a view, Inglaterra. Oh, how have you been, are you feeling well? How are enjoying my fine country? don't you think mine and my sisters' city is gorgeous?"
" It's my sister's and mine, twit. I did not mean, for this to be a casual catch up."
"Ah si, good point; so whats my present?"
"Sweetheart come here!" he called lovingly, 'oh great Joao is here'
" Si, coming mama! adios guys"
That voice " Inglaterra?" a voice I haven't heard in so long, belonging to a child I thought I'd never see again. " He has been asking to see you and I thought now might be the right time, it was not for you by any means" he lied " Thank you, Arthur"
"Zander I have a guest for you" she spoke in a mothering tone.
"Who?... PADRE!" he tackled me to the ground, tears in all three of our eyes. Today was one of the best days of my life.
Anne Franks letters were shown at The Amsterdam Historical Museum on April 11, 2006.
Some information and the other Kirkland know about Gibraltar existence, not his parentage. Joao thinks Antonio slept with a human, resulting in Alexzander birth. The other just think he is a pop-up nation having no parentage.
Gibraltar full name is, Alexzander Morgan Salazar Kirkland- Fernadez, but only after moving in with his mother, before it was Alessandro Salazar Fernadez. Arthur added and changed the names to anger Antonio, Morgan for captain Henry Morgan and the English version of his first name.
9[.Ireland-
Narrator-The Irish War of Independence was a guerrilla war fought from 1919 to 1921 between the Irish republican army (IRA) and the British security forces in the Dec 1918 election, the republican party Sinn Fein won a landslide victory in Ireland. On 21 January 1919, they formed a breakaway government and declared independence from Britain. The Samus became Free State 6 December 1922 established under the Anglo-Irish treaty, however, he did not come unscathed. The northern half of his country, stayed with the U.K. and in 1920 Northern Ireland, despite having the option to stay and not split he did it anyway, now having to share his precious asked why he stated he could not live, under a woman...
"I'm a pariah in my own family, even after nearly one hundred years. Despite what Arthur might believe I don't hate him, that much anymore. I couldn't live under a woman's rule, hell anyone for that matter. I don't regret my decision, in fact, I'm glad it happened; after all, I got a little sister out of it. The one thing I want more than anything is to have them all back" sadly slurring his words, into the night; not knowing some of the said family were listening.
"Damn and here I thought he was a heartless, bastard" a surprised Irish girl, voice her opinion
"Damn it, north he's still our brother don't say, things like that and also act like a lady" a tired wale-ish man pleaded.
"Sod off, willy!" northern Ireland yelled
As she yanked the drunk off the grass, noting he reeked like a five-day bender. Which sounds about right, he and Artie got into a huge fight and in the end, both disappeared. Most likely Arthurs in this state too, hopefully, and Joao found him. 'The two of them, are far too alike' she sighed just as William dialed the others.
ring ring ring... A gruff and pissed hello sounded, as wailing in 'is that french?', accompanied by Portuguese in the background. "Ya found him, so did we."
" Scotty, somethings got to change."
"I know, I know, I don't know how either? but we've got to try" I pulled the phone away, hearing an indignant yell from willy "I've got an idea, how about we tie them up and yell at them, till they agree to quit begin stupid "
"I like the idea but try'ed that before, we also try'ed beating, being nice to each other into them as well" Scotty laughed
"Fine, how about... Ah, did you ever put a truth spell on them and force them to talk"
"I love you the most" he beamed at my good idea
"I know, now buy me bourbon"
...
"Still ain't got my damn booze" she grumbled. I and Artie tied to chairs with our pouting little sister, complaining about no alcohol. 'Like a sixteen-year-old needs, any' Arthur voiced what I thought. She's a good girl but like most of the nation, she developed a depends on the stuff. Using it to dim her feelings, no dought we caused her anxiety this time. If Artie's face is anything to go by he came to the same conclusion.
The only thing we in common, caring about her. No matter what she may believe 'Your family to me, slaine'. Lookin at this situation we've been in it before, that time ended with us all black and blue ' And a drunk willy'. But like before it hadn't worked so why try again?
"What the point of this slaine?" Artie huffed
"To get the two of you to act like brothers again, now where is that bottle" awha, the noise she made when she found it 'damn it'. "Scotty, she found some rum!" we both call
No, she cried drinking only a little before it was taken away, by my giant brother" No you don't lass". whining trying to jump up and get it, that won't work they thought bitterly 'How many times has he done that to me'. Grumbling little girl simply pouted in protest ' Cute'.
"Well let us get this over with, shall we?" Will said
"Willy whats going on and why don't I have a hangover?" Artie complained. normally, he is asking to be killed cause of the pain ' not that I'm much better'. Scotty smirks pointing to a spell book 'Oh!'.
"Now, Now your lovely little sister has given us a new plan, for dealing with you too. A simple spell and we can begin~" he sang voice alit with teasing joy ' Oh hell!'. "now-now, we will be, having no escaping you two. Best to simply take it like men" Scotty teased
"Get it over with please" that John...Joao mumbled about devil arts while clutching his cross. 'Cradle robbing Iberian bastard', you and your brother and come to think of it Scotty's guilty as well. I glared at my bastard brother and as if reading my mind"Come on that was years ago and we divorced. Come to think of it you said, it was never a real marriage cause a priest didn't do it"
"Whats this now?" north's curiosity perked
"Nothing!" she shrugs. texting someone
she's blushing 'I'll kill them' went throw the brothers heads
"They say the truth, will set you free, soon we shall see, begin!" green light swirled around us both before turn bright blinding white and disappearing.' that's disappointing went throw their minds'
"Did it work?" Joao asked
"Only one way to find out. Arthur what are your feelings about Seamus?" north said
"I think he's an arse, but he is my brother I love him and miss him. I want to put the past behind us and start again. Could we, Seamus?" he asks a sad look on his face, that turned into shock ' a truth spell, oh hell'
...
After many heartfelt hours and manly tears later, the six had all made up. Joao got an apology for the broken bones; he was given as a wedding present, all was good. Well until wales, remembered something.
"Hay, Arthur one more thing... Um, whose Gibraltar's mother?"
"Me"
He answered then turned red realizing what he just, admitted to. The room turned quiet, all staring in shock at Arthur.
"HOLY SHIT!, I'M A UNCLE/AUNT" the Irelands screamed
"MY NEPHEWS, OLDER THAN ME!" north cried
"I'LL KILL HIM!" Portugal and Scotland raged
'Well my family is fucked up', but I love them. Now where did I leave that club, I've got a Spaniard to maul. In the end, they never did get to kill Antonio; romano wouldn't let them throw the door with weapons because Gibraltar and his siblings were there.
10.]Northern Ireland-
Narrator- Northern Ireland is a part of the U.K. in the north-east of the island of Ireland. She can be described as a country... wait, province... no, region; I'm not sure anymore and neither is she. Created in 1921, born the year before, when the island was partitioned by Ireland act of 1920. Unlike Seamus who would become the Irish free state in 1922, the majority of N.I.'s population were unionists, who wanted to remain within the U.K. most of them were the Protestant. For most of the 20th century, when it came into existence, Northern Ireland was marked by discrimination and hostility between these two sides, really it was Seamus throwing a tantrum about Arthur and taking it out on her...
1927; age and appearance 7 years old
"Artie, Scotty look, look what I made ya" holding two flower crown up, to her big brothers. A proud little 7-year-old Northern Ireland cheered. Her brothers gushing over their little sister, spoiling her like always. Till wales interrupt them taking her off to school and training, while the others do their jobs ' jobs are boring'.
"And then Artie tripped and tumbled down the stairs. tink was worried but he's done it a lot lately. Deartháir mór a Seamus? ba mhaith liom pionós a dhéanamh air, rinne sé caoin Artie"[Big brother, who's Samus? cause I want to punch him, he made Artie cry.]
"Why is that, mor?" smile tight, going unknown to the seven-year-old.
"When Arthur drinks funny water, he cries out about him; saying he says bad things about me. He can say bad things about me but not, Artie. Fiona, Agne, and Warinn wouldn't talk about him, so could you?" said with the wisdom of a nation 'you're growing up too quick'.
"Promise me you won't tell a soul or for that matter hit anyone. You are a lady after all"
sicking her tongue out at lady " I'm no lady, but I promise. Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye. pinky swear" the most powerful promise a child can make. He sighs, not knowing how to begin. she simply blinks and waits. "Have you heard of Ireland?" nodding.
"He's Seamus, he's just an asshole. We used to know him well, but not anymore." a weary voice carries. She runs off to play, in the mud. "Mudd pies!" more cleaning 'damn it, slaine'
...
1939; age 19years- appearance 16 years
"I'm joining this final!" N.I. shrieked
"No, it's not, I won't let my sister, go!" Scotland yelled
"Then why is Arthur or should I say, Alice!?" that was the end of the discussion, whether they liked it or not she was joining the war. 'My people won't suffer'. Unkown to her brothers she had already forged papers, 'Seamus ' was her male name; a stab at Arthur.
...
1941; the bombing of Belfast, age 21years- appearance 16years
Agony and burning are the first two things she feels, next is nausea and she throws up all over 'Maybe, India was right about karma'. Scotty's holden back my hair, worried look on his face. Williams screaming on the phone
"She's your sister!"
"Not my problem, wouldn't have one if Alice wasn't a cunt"
"Her heart was blown up, don't you care! at all"
"Sod off bloody twat!"
The line dies as willy pulls out his hair "Is Arthur ok, what about Mann, Jersey and Guernsey and the others?" I murmured trying to get up, only to be pushed down by Arthur. "You're the one hurt, rest. We're fine".
"I'm not sorry for leaving but I am for worrying you all, Is breá liom deartháireacha leat" [i love you brothers}.
"And we you" was the last thing I hear as I pass out
...
1969; age 49 years- appearance 16 years
"Why would I join you, after all, you've done? I like being my own country, Seamus!"
"You're not even a country, just a province. Come with me! let us be one Ireland again! Please!"
"NEVER!"
That was the day 'the troubles' began 30 years, worth of me dealing with this bastard bombing me and attacking me throw guerrilla soldiers, never taking any real blame. The battles would sometimes blow over into Artie's land, frog breaths, and even the rest of Europe. Arthur would get pissed, so I learned just to fake being fine' my pain made, their drinking worse'.
A funny little nation named Latvia gave me alcohol, sometime during the war 'saying that's how he dealt with shat' learned I love bourbon, Alfreds spirts. So I became like the rest of my alcoholic family, makes sense ' most nations are'. Scotty had an aneurysm, William choked, Arthur went out and got drunk, and even Seamus joined him; after they all awoke from fainting. ' passing out, manly like' they'd say, ha.
Narrator- The Troubles refers to the recent three-decade (1969â€"1997) conflict between nationalist and unionist. Also known internationally as the Northern Ireland conflict or when ' Seamus tried killing slaine mor'. it is sometimes described as a guerrilla war. They began in the late 1960s and is usually deemed to have ended with the Good Friday agreement of British government's position is that its forces were neutral in the conflict, nationalists namely Seamus, regard the state forces as forces of occupation or partisan combatants in the conflict.
11].Gibraltar-
Narrator- The sovereignty of Gibraltar is a major point of contention in Anglo-Spanish 'relations' as Spain asserts custody over him. Gibraltar rejected staying with Spain, keeping his sovereignty twice; 1967 and 2002. In 2006 Gibraltar gained the right to govern his own affairs, though some powers; such as defense and foreign relations remain the responsibility of his mother, England. Much of it depends on access to the E.U. single market, which a prospective Brexit makes uncertain...
Squawking and yelling that's all they ever do, Mom is strangling that french weirdo, Papi is helping for once; something about madrastra [ stepmother, or romano]. Adults acting worse then children and that stupid china keeps trying to kick out my brother and cousin; Leon did try to set his paperwork on fire and Macau did start a betting pool, but most microstates do that. 'Why does Peter want to come to these things again?'
Oh, great he's coming over here "Aiya, why is a micronation in here, who's is this? aru" he picked me up by my collar. 'you could have choked me, geezer'.
"I'm not a micronation, cabron" [asshole or bastard]
Shaking me before, dragging me inches from his opium breath " Brat don't disrespect your elder, You have no place with nations this is for adults, only." grumbling about me thinking 'i'm a real nation, with power' ha. This guy is a dumbass alright " I'm an autonomous region of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. I've had self-governing since 2006, don't think you can bully me because of my appearance. Oh, and by the way suffer... . HE'S HURTING ME !"
"WHAT!? QUÉ!?"
'oh now everyone's quite' mama and Papi can be scarier then , like now. Guess this cabron didn't notice, this is getting old "Tatling on yourself, Xiaozi [brat]." he smirks,"I just tattled on you, El Viejo [old man]"
"China dejó a mi Hijo, ¡ahora!"[China put down my son, Now!] Papi rawrs, it's kind of funny Papi is, even more, scarier then mama, but everyone thinks it's the other way around. Charging after china who dropped me on my ass, now mama's worried, great.
"Alexzander are you ok? where does it hurt? tell mama and he'll make that slant pay" he fussed over me
"GUIZI, you let a micronation in here, what you think would happen?" blocking the halbred from coming down, struggling with the force got the rooms attention, everyone started talking 'a micronation' was the general question. It did not take long before Mr. Germany blows.
"GANZ!" [ quiet] he seethed
" Briton, why have you bring a micronation here, you know the rules.I thought someone such as yourself, would fallow this one, in particular, considering..." Sealand went throw our heads.
"I am one to follow the rules, kraut. Despite China's belief that Gibraltar is a micronation, he is an autonomous region; thus giving him the right to be HERE, ya damn dragon lady". 'cool pirates' he normally only does this when drunk, come to think of it he doesn't do this much anymore. Why did he call a woman though, well he does look like one.
"Gèng duō de fèihuà, wéiguān, wéiguān, zìzhìqū; dōu shì yīyàng de, xiǎohái shìtú chéngwéi yīgè méiyǒu yīgè zhēnzhèng de guójiā. Tāmen dōu bù yìng gāi zài zhèlǐ, líkāi" " the thousand-year-old nation ranted
"What did he say, mama?"
"Nothing good sweet, mostly just parts of his will." his smile was twitchy, what did madrastra say about those smiles...oh right "Germany if you'd please, I and many of our colleagues, would be obliged if you would so kindly call an intermission. Oh, and perhaps the cleanup team, as well it seems China has put his foot in his mouth and started chewing" they're mad and plotting murder. 'Yeah, a lynching!'.
...
So our intermission is still ongoing, even though it's been an hour. It's fine, Peter and all started a game of risk and I'm winning. A bunch of other child/teen like nations join, most of whom Mr. China had harassed; Andorra, HongKong, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Moldova, Macau, Monaco, Sealand, Seborgia, Transnistria, etc... Why am I saying that in ABC order?
Andorra-my sister- suddenly yelled out "Père,quoi de neuf?" [father what's up?]
"Nothing Alexandra, pere simple wishes to meet your,demi-frè Gibraltar, je crois que nous ne nous sommes pas rencontrés, en France"[hello Gibraltar, I believe we have not met, I'm france]
"No parlo francès, català ni basc si us plau. Sé que ho parles o que parli, si ho preferiu, senyor" [I don't speak French, Catalan or basque, please. I know you speak it or all speak, if you prefer, sir.]
"No Spanish or English" tilting his head to the side.
"Papi and Mama were trying to kill you earlier. Would you want to hear the language of your, would be murdered?"
"Hon... What a considerate boy you are, where ever did you get that, surely not from rosbif?" I don't like you already, mama's right you are a 'girly asshat'."Mama taught me manors good, sir; I know not of a rosbif." your insulting mama, aren't you. what if told you he cries because of your words, would you laugh? Yes, your that kind of shallow, to turn a broken man's tears, into his own fault.
" How old are you, petite?" he laughed
"In appearance 12 and in age, 460 years 3 months 25 days" he and many around me choked, does my age really matter that much? Before I could ask, mama appeared inraged 'Interesante, a pirate mauling!'. "Frog! get away from them!. Quite, trying to corrupt my child you, cheese-eating surrender monkey."
"uncultured swine"
" wine breath."
"oink, oink baa baaaaa"
" stupid ribbit, ribbit"
"black sheep of Europe; brexit! won't make you any less of a pariah" the snob sneered
They started strangling each other 'what does brexit have to do with anything? oh well'. " I declare war on, America". In the end, seborgia won the game; conquered the world and ate all the Nutella, Sealand came in second and I third 'they're both cabrons'.
" So zander, how was the meeting?" Wy asked
"You get into meeting!?"Sealand squealed and was ignored
"Fine, everyone was fighting, China choked me. Leon, what was he saying?" I tilt my head. he looks angry guess that makes sense, he lives near the bastard. Why does the old cabron, think so little of us?
"Just that, we should not be allowed in the room mostly; he is stuck in the past.Māmā shuō wǒ kěyǐ hé tā zài yīqǐ, nǐ huì chéngwéi tāmen de ma?'[Mother said I can stay with him, will you be there?]
" No, I'm staying at my apartment, then visiting Papi. I think he said something about threatening my siblings into a reunion"
"Nunca dije amenaza, de dónde sacas estas idea's"[I never said threat, where do you get these ideas]
"You meant threat and you know it, tomato bas... Jerk" madrastra yelled, almost forgetting to change the bastard at the 's funny when she messes up or blushes in general as Papi would say 'muy Lindo!' [so cute!] in a shirking voice. She shivered for some reason "don't call me cute!" punch
"But I didn't"
"You were thinking it" they both pouted
"Padre, ¿por qué me preguntarà a alguien sobre el plan brexit de mi madre?"[Father, why would someone question me about, mother's brexit plan?] dopey pout turns into a blank look, then a smirk.'Oh no'
"Many of us don't want him to leave. You see if he did we worry about, you because your economy would greatly be affected. Seeing as you're dependent on the E.U. great Britain leaving would hurt you, mi hijo [my son]"
"affect me?"
"Si, at the end, which parent has your needs in mind?" he whispered smirking
"Te deseo lo mejor, hijo mà o. ¡Nos vemos más tarde! adiós"[I wish you well, my son. See you later! bye]
The slopi words ringing in my head, 'they scare me'.
china's rant in English" [More nonsense, micronation, a microstate, autonomous region; all the same, brats trying to be something they're not, a true nation. None of them should be in here, leave!]
slant- derogatory term towards Asians
guizi
(used in Mainland China and Taiwan) Foreigners. Basically the same meaning as the term gweilo used in Hong Kong. More often used when referring foreigners as military enemies, such as riben guizi
Slopi, slopy, sloppy
A derogatory term used towards Spanish nationals in Gibraltar.
Apr. 23 1555 Gibraltars date of birth
Aug 16, 2015, the meeting right before brexit was announced to the world, but nations learned about it on this date. Aug 16-25 is when yearly world meetings.
Spain's evil, even to his kids.
12].France-
Narrator-The Hundred Years' War was a series of conflicts waged from 1337 to 1453 by the rulers of England, against the rulers of France over the succession to France's throne. Each side drew many allies into the war. The war marked both the height of chivalry, surprisingly on Francis part and its subsequent decline, on Arthur' development of national identities, in both countries or when 'France and England cemented their hate for one another'.Tensions between the two can be traced back to 1066, Ms. Norman conquered England or more technically, in which the throne of England was seized by the duke of Normandy a vassal of the king of entire thing was really a giant pissing contest, see how could hurt the other worse; dirty tricks were used quite often this time it is no different...
In the dark of the night, among newly cobbled streets wonder the personification of France. At just seventeen, prowling the outer edges of his city, guarding it against the English. Nearly for a hundred years, they dueled. Dirty tricks after dirty tricks, 'mon laphan, is getting desperate' he thought in denial because real they were at a stalemate
Weeping could be heard, just bond the out bricks, angery mermers and a squeal. "Aidez moi! sanctuaire, sanctuaire, s'il vous plaît. Les anglais sont proches!"[Help me! sanctuary, sanctuary, please. The English are near ! in French].
' Answering a fair maidens call, is the duty of every knight ' Francis leered. In a flash a group of ten were, chased away a young maiden lay stunned; golden locks haloed, a tear stained face adorned with fearful eyes, her dress ripped and dirt covered.
"Maintenant, maintenance essuyez vos larmes, vous êtes en sécurité, maintenant mon cher." [Now, now dry your tears, you are safe, now my dear.] How beautiful he thought.
"Merci, vous êtes mon sauveur" [Thank you, you're my savior] truly thankful.
" to kind my sweet, may I have the name of this fair maiden?" she blushed
" Sherry"
...
dear journal;
I learn later sherry and her family were born in the holy roman empire but spoke French and came to live here, however, those cowardly English killed them, now she has nowhere to go. Giving her a room in my place, was no trouble, the wonder and gratefulness were more than worth it, that was months ago.
she spoke of her hopes and dreams, the life any young girl deserves. A life I regretfully can't give her, for as you well know journal, I could dream though, no. The feelings brought on by her create, nostalgia.
Though that's enough, about my cher. England plans are getting sporadic, I know not of where he went the coward does not stand with his men. Spying perhaps as the English troops somehow know of our movements.I fear soon we will come under siege, my commanders fear the same.
we will prevail, I know it viva la France.
...
The battle raged in as men dropped, in the mists of battle; I saw a sight off to my side, I never wished to see again. Sherry being carried off by into the forest, by Englishmen. Fighting with all her might a struggling teen against full grown men. battle be damned I could never leave her to them.
throw thickened briers and undergrowth, far from the sounds of battle, I followed. Drawn in by her wails and pleads for help 'fear, not I shall save you'.
The trudge was grueling, tired by the hike. I did not hear her wails quite and a brook babbling, nor the footsteps behind me. My thoughts only on her "France help me!"
A clearing near water but weres, sherry "Sherry, Sherry où t'ont-ils pris?"[where have they taken you]
"Mon héros stupide arrive enfin"[MY foolish hero comes at last] she cackled from behind me?
"Good evening, France we meet at last or should I say again. It's been far too long since we've fought how about it" pointing the blade at my throat, what?
"Sherry, what?"
"Confused, my dear frog" her voice changing into Englands, a smirk reminiscent of his, marring her, once sweet face with malice and twisted joy. Looking expectantly at me before frowning in anger, before a look of understanding, just as if she solved a riddle.
"Ah, I'm still a woman then, how pitiful you fell for such an easy trick" a sparkle of pink shimmery glow slowly, moves down her body. Changing my angel into the devil; golden lock shrink, body twisted into a male, once feminine face transformed into a boy with bushy brow, Into Englands.
"Your face, it's...pfff... a good look on you...pfff" laughing hysterically
"Witch! that's what you are?" I accused
"OUI, now fight me!"
And so we fought, for what seemed like hours and I have the upper hand. Just as his blade fell from his grip did I trip. Blackness wrapped around me and a cackling laugh of 'clumsy frog'. Not until many days later was I found. I learned of our defeat and Arthurs appearance, but that could not have possibly happened, could it?
Narrator-at the end of the day, France chalked the whole experience to be a hallucination and shortly afterward meet Joan-of-Ark, but that's a hold load of drama for another day...
13].Russia, Prussia 1.0 and Canada 2.0-
Narrator-The Alaska Purchase was the U.S.' acquisition of Alaska from Mr. Russia on March 30, 1867. Russia wanted to sell its Alaskan territory, fearing that it might be seized if war broke out with the United Kingdom. The land added 586,412 square miles of new territory to the United States. Reactions to the purchase in the United States were mostly positive, praised the move for weakening both the UK and Russia as rivals to American commercial expansion in the Pacific organized as a department, district, territory before becoming the modern state upon being admitted to the Union as a state in 's not in the history books is their births or when their daddy found out about them...
March 30, 1867, and the weeks following
A drunken magic show, just the two signing nations, making fools of themselves for one another. As a final trick, Alfred turns into a woman and it flips a switch, in him 'beautiful ' Russia thinks. With no time to consider the repercussions of his actions he kisses her, she kisses back. Their night ended with the two equally drunk nations, tangled in the sheets.
They both awoke with a lot of regret and hangovers, neither spoke as they got dressed, neither said good-bye as they ran out the hotel, and Alfred never contacted Ivan when he got the news...
"I'm what?!"
"Pregnant, al. Look these things can happen, because of our other parts, it will be fine. Don't worry ill help out. You won't have to raise this child alone, I've had the same problem" Mattew responding to his hysterical brother/sister, tears.
"I already know that Maddie, it's happened... Wait, what? who I'll kill'em?" she raged, thinking of all the ways she castrates the bastard who touch her big brother and knocked him up.. god that sounds wrong, but whatever. "Some slinky lowlife... Wait a minute I'm an uncle, Why didn't you tell me?"
"What were you saying about 'this happening before', am I an uncle?" he deadpanned
"Yes, so I'm an uncle too. Whose your child, what do they resent and what are their names?" al jumped up and down, like a puppy 'So damn hyper'. The questions go on and on, only stopping to throw up ' Morning sickness sucks and so does the moron who named it'
"Ok for starters, I had twins; ones, the or going to be the Yukon, her names Yseult but she likes Elsa. Guilaine is the second she represents her father and uncles heritage, in my country" looking off towards the side
"So who's the dad?"
"You first! both of them" that was quick, then I realized I've got to admit too, 'Oh, fuck me'. "Ok, don't judge me on this cause I was stupid and drunk both times. Plus the first time I thought he, cared and this time it was just a one night thing. SO, Yeah no judging please!" looking about ready to cry
"No judging, if you won't go off and kill the father of mine. He doesn't know, How could I tell him this?" changing into a woman, and motioning all over.
"Fine... Well, my kid is, um... Texas" he whispers ashamed
"You mean Marco and you?"
"Yes, that's why he hates me and...sigh... Russia, this is his" pointing to her belly
"Good god, al... Fine, you promised, Prussia's the twins dad" he blinks jaw open. slowly stating the obvious " You mean to tell me that you, slept with Francis best friend and got pregnant by him with twins." nodding" And I thought my kids' sires were weird"
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The birth
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!, the scream could be heard from around the world. The midwife yells to push and a stream of something I'd rather forget, shoots out. Ten more minutes and a loud wail pierces my ears 'hello little Alaska'. Brown hair and skin, a pouty little face all shriveled and goo-covered, and it is a boy.
"He's beautiful"
"That he is al, Whats his name?"
"Mlkhail...AAAAHHHH, Something coming. God it hurts, Maddie make it stop, make it stop." blood, blood everywhere. Alfreds screaming, so is mlkhail. one more push and more wailing, a little head of black, pale white skin, a tiny girl shrieks 'she's so small'.
"AL! AL! AL! say something?" I freak out, he's dying.
"Sorry mat, see you when I wake up" fading voice, as the light goes out in her eyes. I'm crying, holding two tiny screaming infants, looking at al's corpse 'not actually dead' my mind adds. The doctor covers her, the midwife glares at the twins, mainly mlkhail ' racist waste of space'.
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Late at night, I'm rocking them "Hello little Mlkhail and tiny Natasha, mama is gone but not for long, ok. Everything will be fine, uncle Maddie will keep you safe. Look outside, see that; the land, the trees, the mountains, and the people that's you, that's Alaska."
'The pressure of a nation? Oh, Thank god!'.
"Hay, matt it's cold out" pale and bloodstained, Alfred enters.
"Glad to have you back" tears pouring down for us both.
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soviet Russia 1952;
"Pochemu ty pozvonil nam? Nekhorosho, da"[why have you called us? It's not nice, da.] the madman giggled. brandishing his pipe at the soldiers and spies.
"Ich bin zu müde dafür, Scheiße. Well, spit it out!"[I'm too tired for this, shit] GDR ' formally Prussia' complained
"Da, Um... surveillance on the personifications of both Canada and America have revealed, four children who bear a striking resemblance to both of you. Leader Stalin wants an explanation as soon as possible" the nervous man ran.
"Huh" the two stairs at the picture; three little girls and a boy. The first, girl looks like a mini gilbert with golden amber eyes and flowing wild hair down to her knees. The next is an albino Canada with short hair and ruby red eyes, draped in Prussian blue. the last little girl has long black locks; braid in pigtails, Russia's pale skin, and two colored eyes; one purple and the other blue. the boy appears inuit the same two colored eye as the brunet with a hint of silver. The last two children are brandishing, a pipe and a club thingy; very Russian like.
In many of the photos you can see America or Canada, but in others appear two women bearing a striking resemblance to the men. Prussia's very confused he knows the nations and remembers one of the women but she should be dead, by now. However, Ivan puts two and two together, realizing whats going on very quickly.
"Der'mo, come here GDR!"[shit in russian] grabbing both Gilbert and the photos, he runs, down two flights of stairs and halfway to their home. Finely stopping and pointing to the blue-eyed woman. "I now her, but you must believe me when I tell her who she is, da". Gilbert gives him 'ok' look.
"She is Amerika"
"America's a man and standing right there, You pomeshannyy!"[luntic in russian] he struggles for air, Damn I'm weak aren't I. " England uses magic... well badly, so can Alfred, who showed me a trick while, we were comrades" moaning sadly "And, this means?"silly stubborn Prussia.
"Fredka, can change into a woman and if Amerika, can what is stopping Kanada? This woman looks quite like him, does she not?" he looks at the albino, waiting. Gilbert blinks and blinks 'your not really this slow'. "Huh, you know her, da?"
"Ja"
"And she has two little girls, that Look like you" he deadpans and gilbert's jaw drops to the ground. Three... Two... One... "Scheiße, you mean I' a vater!" he shrieked [father]
...
"Possibly, as could I. It is a warm feeling is it not, da" he smiles longingly.
"How do we find out? you now with this cold war and all going on"
He smiled evilly, 'oh shit' gilbert gulps.
...
Standing on an island owned by Russia in the Pacific would be odd enough for Gilbert but, not as odd as being in a Prussian blue fire prof suit about to launched via cannon at a U.S. island Alfred more than likely is standing on. He also could not deny, that he thought it would hella fun. Prussia also thought the fact the Baltics were terrified and that Russia was pissed off because of his utter joy; was hilarious, too.
The space helmet donned, Gilbert strutted to the canon "LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, DAS MISTUCK!" [bastard or bitches in German] giddily shouted the Prussian.
And that was how Gilbert; learned to fly and remembered his fear of flying. Alfred heard his screams from miles away, standing mere meters from where a crater formed looking for the Prussian. "GILBERT BEILSHIMDIT, SHOW YOUR SELF, DUDE!" a grown come from under his feet.
"Down here, Al" he moaned
"Um, sorry you blend in and stuff" ignoring the admittedly intimating glare, he continued "So finely made the commie, sick and tired?" he smirked
"Sadly no, this is a semi-serious and personal mission from Ivan. So you already know about the spying and stuff, some photos have you and Canada with four little kids that look like us. We want some answers and Ivan told me about that magic trick of yours, so start talking please?" he noticed the fear
"I won't judge either of you, so please?"
...
Within three hours so much happened; many panicky tears, hysterics, lots of whiskeys and punches later. The American calmed down and was able to contact the Canadian, who took another three hours to calm down, although the punches were given to Alfred this time not 'his awesomeness' Prussia.
"So, that explains the gender switching part but what about the kids?"
"Ok gilbert... um, matty you tell him!" a panicky Alfred runs out of the room, leaving Mathew to explain and vowing to get revenge.
" So yeah, you and Ivan are dads. Neither of us could quite explain any of this, you saw us earlier. Seeing how the Europeans treated a woman, even female nations, we were both... are Scared of this Gilbert, please keep it on the down low. OH god, Ivan knows shit!"
"I wouldn't worry about him, the vodka dick planned this inter thing. Made it look like, he was just torturing me by sending me here. All ya' got to do is shot me back, he wants to know just as much as me so tell me about them?"...
In the end, gilbert was shot, back told everything he learned to Russia and both the two vowed to get to know their kids one day. But that's a tale for another story...
14].Texas-
Narrator- The Republic of Texas was an independent sovereign country, that existed from March 2, 1836, to February 19, 1846; gaining independence from during his revolution, which ended on April 21, 1836, Mexico refused to recognize his independence. recognized Texas sovereignty in March 1837 then annexed him on December 29, 1845; he was admitted to the Union as the 28th state on that day. However, Alfred and Marco began fighting over custody, which became a trigger for the Mexican-American war. Heres the results of one such argument...
'Guns are fun' but not when mama and papa are shooting at them at each other. "Funny I thought, getting my own independence would get me away from their fighting, but it only made it worse. Papi won't recognize me as independent mama did, but clearly, shes going to try an annex me. Neither thinks I'd noticed did they, Baja?"
" Nope, sorry hermano for what it's worth, they're both stubborn and want what they think is best for you. More than I can say, for me. besides isn't your economy failing?" he slurred and smirked
"So, cabron!" he drunkly rawred. The fight started out with strangling and punching, it escalated to knives and guns. Blade shot out like a bullet grazing his cheek and the round from his gun lodging in his brother's shoulder. At the same time as the bullet was launched, did the door to the saloon, bam open. It wasn't until they were both on the ground that either realized, anyone had entered, the room.
Holding Baja down was Mexico and holding Texas was America 'What are they doing here?'. Did their fight end, yearly both boys thought. "Pa...?"
"What the hell were you thinking? No, I don't care, never do that again! Bratty states" mumbling the last bit, it set off Atticus tired of this bullshit 'I've put up with it long enough'.
"¿Por qué no puedes hacerlo por tu mente, ahora soy un paà s? y tú, madre, nunca me uniré voluntariamente a los tuyos tampoco. Estoy cansado de tus peleas constantes ¡DEJA!" [ Why can't you get it thru your mind, I'M A COUNTRY NOW!? and you, mother I will never! willingly join yours either. I am tired of your constant fighting LEAVE!] I cried, storming out into the night
"Things will never change" They made me but neither really care, about me. I'm just property to them a conquest, hehe. "I wonder what would happen if I just disappear, what do you think mister chupacabra?" he just growls and chews his bone. I'm Tired, snore. In the morning, he was found curled up around his three pets; a bull, an armadillo, and Mr. chupacabra, who may or may not have caused America to piss himself and scream like a little girl.
15].Prussia 2.0-
Narrator- Canada is a country located in the northern part of North America. Its 10 provinces and 3 territories extend from the Atlantic to the Pacific and northward into the Arctic Ocean, covering 3.85 million square miles, making it the world's 2nd largest country by total population like Mr. America is made up of immigrants; we are looking at this one group, for some dirt on him and Prussia; from 1859-1861 Mr. Prussia visited Canada, following a large number of German would meet again and have a similar experience, sometime after the fall of the Berlin wall 13 June 1990, revealing a secret; namely, new Prussia, the Yukon and Nunavut territory.
Early winter of 1860- New Prussia, Ontario:
The awesome me is having an awesome time; I have a beer, wurst, and a nice place to rest for the night. Even I need rest, after plowing throw the snow all day, it does that to man even as great as land heavy with snow and ice, like home, would be right around this time. With Luddy taking care of more things back there, I'm not really needed, that's so unawesome.
Canada is a beautiful both place and nation...scheißen, that sounded gay and it's about Franny's kid...Oh,scheißen I'm dead well at least, I'll die drunk. When I first, came here I thought little of him, but I see just as much potential in Mathew as I did in Alfred. A country worth praise, wild and untamed how awesome.
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The door to the upstairs opened and down floated a woman, a fantom glowing in the candlelight al eyes or is it just mine, are glued towards her. Eyes alight like an aura in the sky, hair a frosty blond reflecting gold, skin a warm peachy white, like cream, and dress flowing. 'Mein Gott, I'm in love'.
"Bonjour je suis Madeline"
I spent the night, wooing her with my awesomeness and some alcohol. In the morning we woke up, only wearing a thin sheet. Glowing perfection, sometimes life is truly unfair 'I think I get what Francis meant by env-ing humans'. I left shortly before she woke, nations can't stay long and I need to leave.
Not finding Mathew inside nor out I went back to my room. To him asleep in my bed, beautiful in his own right just another someone I want, that I can't have. 'Francis your a bastard'
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Little did I know one day, I would get to hold both Mathew and Madeline or the fact that they were one in the same. With two little girls running around and another on the way "Thank god Franny doesn't know were dating or that you can have kids. That would be a painful death "
"A painful death indeed, but one day maybe when I get the courage. Telling papa wouldn't be so bad, though Arthur will kill you" he giggled looking out the window, at the arriving cars. A good old family reunion 'Russians and all'.
"Je t'aime mon chevalier" [I love you, my knight]
"Ich liebe dich auch, mein geiler Vogel" [I love you too, my awesome birdy]
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the end
These stories are a base to I guess what will start being a universe of hetalia, hoped you liked the O.c's