A/N: Moved because of the Date Scene insert.
BRUCE
: I did not want it to say "pimples". It should have been "pompous". Why does the phone do that?
:: It's called autocorrect.
: Can I make it stop?
:: You can go into your settings and turn it off
: I don't know how to do that
:: There. Done.
: Did you just crack my phone?
:: Hack, Princess, not 'crack'.
: My poor use of the vernacular is not the point.
:: I have access to all of the team phones.
: Bruce! That's an invasion of privacy.
:: I could change it back…
: No.
:: Thought so.
: Remove hrat smug look in your face.
:: That's just my face, Princess.
: No, its your "I love it when Im right face".
:: I can't help it if I'm always right.
: Somsetmes right.
:: Most times.
: I really hve to go. I have an auction in 10 mintes.
:: Can I please turn autocorrect back on? You're typing is terrible.
: I'm in a hurry. I don't have time to proofread.
:: Go. See you tonight?
: Yes. I've missed you.
:: Me too.
: How do I make the heart?
:: You don't need to make the heart, Princess. I get it.
: I want to send the heart.
:: Fine. I'll show you tonight.
PRINCESS
: What does "Netflix and chill" mean?
:: Who told you that?
: Barry.
:: In what context did he say it?
: Why? We were talking about how I'm coming into town this weekend.
:: How did he say it, Princess?
:: Did he say it TO you or ABOUT you?
: Why, what does it mean?
:: Because I might have to kill him
: There's no need to get angry
:: Just answer the question
: He asked if you were going to come over to my place so we could "Netflix and chill"
:: He's dead.
: Bruce, what does it mean?
ALLEN
:: STOP TEXTING DIANA SLANG TERMS SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND
: Dude, why are you yelling?
:: YOU SAID 'NETFLIX AND CHILL' TO HER
: LOL, my bad
:: NOT LOL. YOU KNOW SHE DOESN'T GET THAT STUFF.
: Well, are you?
:: Am I what?
: Going to 'Netflix and chill?'
:: I'LL PUT MY FIST THROUGH YOUR THROAT THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU
: I'll take that as a YES!
:: I'M NOT KIDDING
: You'll have to catch me first
:: I'LL COME FOR YOU WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING
: For what it's worth…I think you should go for it.
:: YOU HAVE TO SLEEP SOME TIME BARRY
PRINCESS
: Bruce, where did you go? You didn't answer my question. What does it mean?
:: Sorry. Busy plotting Barry's demise.
: If you won't answer me, I'll ask Lois.
:: It means to have sex.
: What? That makes no sense.
:: It does. That's not the point.
: Why would he ask that?
:: Because he's a nosy little shit.
: Is that what he thinks we do when we spend time together?
:: No.
:: Yes.
:: Maybe.
: I wouldn't be opposed to it.
:: Wait. What?
: Sex, Bruce. It's something I've thought about. As I am sure you have, as well.
:: This isn't a conversation we should have over text.
: No, probably not. But the door is open now. And you are 5000 miles away from me.
:: I could be on the Fox in 5 minutes.
: Or we could just talk about it now.
:: Princes…
: Too shy, or too scared.
:: Neither. When I decide to have sex with a woman, I like to look in her eyes and know where she stands first.
: You've looked in my eyes, where do you think I stand?
:: I think you're still hung up on a dead man.
: Why must it always come back to Steve Trevor?
:: Because he's a ghost that follows you like threadbare old coat.
: I should think that you are a jealous of this ghost.
:: Maybe a little. I can't compete with a Legend.
: He was just a man.
:: But the first.
: I'll always love him, but that was 100 years ago. What's you're excuse?
:: What makes you think I have an excuse?
: We've been on several dates. We've kissed. Yet you hold back.
:: I'm respecting your space.
: My noble Knight. What if don't want you to respect that space anymore?
:: Then you need to tell me that in person.
: Are you sure that it is not because you're afraid to open up to someone? To have them see who you truly are?
:: I am closer to you than I've been to anyone in a very long time.
: I believe that.
:: Then believe me when I say this isn't something to be decided over text.
: I know. And I believe the same, but now we can discuss it for real when you come to see me again. The veil has been removed.
:: All you needed to do was ask.
: You're not the most forthcoming when it pertains to your feelings.
:: I've been nothing but honest with you.
: Yes. And I cherish that.
:: Good. So I'll get on the jet now?
: You mean you're not on it already?
:: I'm already over the Atlantic.
: You make me smile.
BARRY
:: Is Bruce really going to kill me?
: I'll let you know…
:: *Gulp*