A/N: Moved because of the Date scene insert
BARRY, VICTOR, ARTHUR
: Pay up boys…the deed is happening!
:: That's impossible. I'll believe it when I see it.
::: Rock on! I told you Netflix and Chill would get his panties in a bunch.
: Yeah except now he wants to scatter pieces of my body across the planet. Thanks!
:: Still not believing it. Why would she be interested in that asshole?
::: Beats the fuck outta me.
: Come on, they're like totally into each other. All that eye fucking. It's adorable.
:: The Fox is 3646 kilometers away from Paris. Estimated time of arrival is 21:36.
::: What time is that for those of us who don't speak Cyborg?
:: 9:36PM Paris time.
::: Anyone gonna loop Big Blue in on this?
:: Probably not a wise decision.
: Lois already knows, let her break the news.
CURRY
: What's this about a booty call?
:: What?
: Right on, Brother… Bowchica wow wow. The Amazon is a Babe.
:: Fuck off, Curry.
ALLEN
:: WHAT PART OF "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU" DIDN'T YOU GET?
Read at 7:18PM
BARRY, VICTOR, ARTHUR
: Umm guys? Please make sure you come find me if I disappear off the face of the earth when he returns to Gotham.
::: If he gets his wick dipped, he's not gonna give a shit about what you said.
:: I wouldn't be too sure about that. He has a long memory and files on how to take down every single one of us.
ALFRED
: I've cleared your schedule for the next three days. The Villa is being opened as we speak and will be ready for you upon your arrival.
:: Thank you, Alfred.
: Give Miss Prince my love.
:: Alfred–
: Yes, Master Wayne?
:: Don't get your hopes up. We're just talking.
: It is precisely the talking that I am most excited about. As much as you can have a conversation with anyone…
:: That'll be all, Alfred.
: Bonne chance, Master Wayne.
PRINCESS
: The auction is over. I'm on my way home. I found a Cycladic marble kandila from the early bronze age for $40,000. It needs work but that's the part I love.
:: Glad to hear you had success. What exactly is a kandila?
: A pottery vase. Nothing very exciting. Very basic actually.
:: A basic pottery vase for 40k? What's special about it?
: My mother had one like it.
:: Bronze age you said?
: Yes, it amazes me how you are still disturbed by how old I am.
:: Not disturbed. Intrigued. I've never been with an older woman.
: Then I will be a first for you.
:: You're the first of many things for me.
: My cheeks hurt from smiling. How much longer until you arrive?
:: Soon. Another 45 mins. Just so you are aware, then entire team knows I'm coming to see you.
: If you hadn't threatened Barry…
:: I'm pretty sure Victor has the entire transcript of our conversation. I can't seem to find an encryption he can't break.
: Ha, well it serves you right. Besides, I do not care if they know.
:: It's none of their business.
: We haven't actually been discreet about how we feel about each other.
:: No. You just can't lie worth a damn.
: I wouldn't be worthy of the Lasso of Hestia if I could. I can't wait to see you.
:: Have your bags packed. We're going to my villa in Eze for the weekend.
: Who will need clothing?
:: Princess, I still have 45 mins alone on this plane before I get to you.
: I am giving you something to look forward to.
:: Believe me, you don't even need to try to give me something to look forward to.
: *heart*
:: You figured out how to send the heart?
: My research assistant. She's very text savvy.
:: *heart*, see you soon, Princess.