6 People

F - Dude, you shot her?!

BM - Not on purpose

WW - It was an accident. He did not mean to do it.

AM – Ahh hahaha! The Great Bat fucked something up? Say it ain't so?

F – Dude, so not funny!

SM – I'm sure there is a perfectly good explanation, isn't there Bruce?

BM – Like she said, accident.

CB – THERE IS A 0.0026248 PROBABILTY OF BEING SHOT ON ANY GIVEN DAY

F – So that's like less than a 1% chance

BM – Again. Accident.

AM - Unless you aim a .50 cal machine turret at someone

WW – What you all fail to acknowledge is that I am perfectly fine. No harm done.

F – Except for the bullet hole in you

AM – How did the turret get aimed at her exactly?

SM – Diana is right, the important thing is that she is all right.

CB – A .50 CAILBUR BULLET CAN PRODUCE BETWEEN 10,000 AND 15,000 POUNDS OF FOOT PRESSURE AND CAN PRODUCE AN EXCEPTIONALLY LARGE EXIT WOUND

BM - … … …

WW – That is enough. It was an accident. I am fine. He feels bad enough as it is. Let it be.

F – Mom has spoken.