PRINCESS
: Pink or Lavender?
:: Pink.
: Yeah?
:: I like the no-shoulders
: What about pale green?
:: It's nice.
: You don't like it?
:: It doesn't matter what I like. It's Lois's wedding.
: I want you to think I look sexy in my Maid of Honor dress.
:: Princess, you would look sexy in a burlap sack.
: 3
40 minutes later…
: How about this one?
:: You need a warmer green. That one's too gray.
: It doesn't come in another green. How about silver?
:: Nope. The green goes better with Lois's hair. The idea is to accent the bride.
36 minutes later…
: This one?
:: Right green.
: But the cut of the dress?
:: I know I said you'd look sexy in a burlap sack, but… Hell no.
: What's wrong with this one?
:: I think I saw an old society matron in a dress like that back in 1995. Just no.
: This?
:: Seriously? Are you in a thrift store?
: I'm just kidding. Wanted to see what you would say.
:: Funny. Run out of that store.
Hour and a half later…
:: No more pictures?
Thirty seconds later…
:: Oh. Now that I love.
: Thought you would.
:: But the Smallville church congregation might be a little scandalized by you walking down the aisle in just a bra and garters.
: Talk about the headline.
:: Does it come in red?
: You're so fresh.
:: Thanks. I'm in a meeting and now I can't stand up.
: We can remedy that situation when you get home… (kissy lips icon)
:: Can't wait, Princess.