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Months had passed and Regina and David each continued on with their own lives, nobody aware of their occasional affair. Things had gotten weird when they'd had to head to Neverland though, and while Regina had proven herself capable of setting aside differences when they were working to get Henry back, she was tired of playing nice. It was insufferable, dealing with the stupid perfect princess, the "savior" with her over inflated ego, and the one-handed pirate. The only thing that made the whole situation remotely tolerable was being able to taunt and tease David every time his prissy wife turned her head.

They'd stopped for the night, taking their turns cleaning up in a small, pool sized lake, though Regina simply used magic to cleanse herself, not wanting to mess around with Neverland waters. It also amused her to see Snow so upset with David. It made the travels less obnoxious without them giving each other their disgusting doe-eyes and going on about how if either of them got lost they'd always find each other.

So when everyone had settled to bed, Snow turning away from David and sleeping closer to Emma, and Hook out in a rum-soaked rest, Regina watched as David headed to the lake for his turn to clean. She contemplated leaving it alone, letting him bathe and have his time, but she didn't want to. She was horny, and impossibly frustrated with how long this trip was taking, and she wanted something to help her release, to clear her mind blissfully so she could focus without distraction. And he'd proven quite adept at assisting her with a release. One after another, to be more accurate.

So when she was certain Emma, Snow, and Hook wouldn't be waking up, she followed after him, finding his stuff in a pile by the shore of the water and him in the deepest part of the lake, scrubbing his body down. Regina rifled through the pile of his belongings, smirking when she felt the cool, hard handle of his sword beneath his shirt. Eyeing his back, she picked it up, unsheathing it as she pulled it from the belt it was attached to. She smirked, walking closer to the water until she was certain he would be able to hear her.

"Might I suggest that it may not be the smartest thing to turn your back to an enemy's possible point of entry."

He turned, sighing and looking her over, noting his sword in her hand and raising his eyebrows. "Are you calling yourself the enemy?"

"Oh, we both know you don't consider me the enemy." She pinched the flat of his sword on either side between her fingers, waving her other hand over the handle to clean it, then meeting his gaze. "Perhaps you ought to, though, since I'm the only person you find it impossible to resist, and should your wife ever find out, it would mean the end of your fairytale life."

"I'm not interested, Regina."

"No?" She brought his sword up higher, running the pommel across her lower lip as she eyed him seductively. Regina flicked her tongue out against it, knowing if she were any closer to him, she would see that familiar clouding of arousal in his eyes. His form was now still in the water, his eyes unmoving from the gaze they held on her, and she took the opportunity to seduce him further by stabbing the sword into the sand and bending to take off her boots. Tossing them aside, she shrugged off her blazer, then her blouse, adding her clothes to the pile of his.

David continued to remain still, except for the one hand he scrubbed over his face quickly. She kept her eyes on him as she pulled her camisole over her head, then as she pushed her pants off, her underwear tangled with them, leaving her in nothing but her bra as she stood on the sand before him. Regina watched him still, moving one hand down her belly to her pubic bone, tracing lightly over it, fingers slipping lower so she could tease herself as he watched. She was already wet, having gone too long without being touched, her body on fire, filled with desire and desperate to be taken. She reached down, shoving the sword deeper into the sand until nearly none of it was above the ground. Then, Regina knelt behind it, scooting forward until she was hovering over it and sinking herself down onto the handle, letting out a low, reedy moan as she returned her gaze to him.

His eyes were on her, and even in the distance between them she could tell his eyelids were heavy, she could see the want filling his body as he watched her take the handle of his sword into her. Shifting until she could find a comfortable position, Regina lifted and lowered her hips on it, dropping her head back in pleasure, but wishing he'd come over and take her already himself.

It was only a few short moments before she heard the water moving, and her head snapped up to look, seeing him move toward her. Finally. She smirked, continuing the motion of her hips as he made his way to her, his erection bobbing with his movements, the sight making her even more needy than she already was. When he got to her, he watched her, eyes raking over her body as she moved slowly up and down on the handle, moaning every time she took it all the way in again. She opened her eyes to meet his gaze, biting back a triumphant smirk so as not to tempt him to change his mind.

But then she let her jaw drop, her eyes fluttering shut again as her body built up with her movements, her eyebrows furrowing together as she let out a little sound, one he'd come to recognize as both pleasure and need. She needed more, and fuck, did he want to give it to her.

Letting out a low growl, David pressed the handle of his sword down with his foot and gripped her under her arms, hauling her up and lifting her to him. Eyes springing open at his grip, she wrapped her arms around his shoulders and her legs around his hips, crashing her lips to his hungrily as he carried her for a moment.

He pressed her against a tree, kissing her hungrily in return and squeezing her ass in his hands. She had an affinity for driving him crazy, there was no denying that, and once more she had him full of desire for her, and he shifted so his erection was pressing against her, the hard evidence of his lust trapped between their bodies.

Regina moaned softly at the pressure, dragging her teeth over his bottom lip, before dipping her head to suck over his pulse point. He was an incredible lover, it was probably the best thing he had going for him, and also probably going entirely to waste on his precious snowflake wife, but it did make Regina wonder just what Snow allowed him to do to her, particularly since he was always so eager once they were alone together.

Making sure she was securely pinned, David shifted his hold, gripping her with one hand under her bottom and moving the other to her front, coasting his fingertips through her slick slit. "Mm, you're always so wet and eager," he breathed, pushing a finger into her and pumping roughly, despite knowing she clearly needed no further foreplay, as she'd had the sword inside of her already.

"Well it's easy to be when the handle of your sword is bigger than any man I've ever had," Regina countered tauntingly. "Let's see if you can fuck me just as well without using that to your advantage."

Reacting as she wanted, David pulled his finger from her and gripped his dick, lining himself up to her entrance and watching her face as he slowly pushed into her. She was glorious, tight, hot, and so, so wet he could barely contain himself from pounding hard and fast into her right at the start.

But he did, because he knew she wanted it that way. He knew she wanted rough and relentless; it was always how Regina wanted to be fucked, but she'd gotten her way once already for the night, getting him to cave and take her (not that it had been that hard for her to do). So he was going to put them on even ground by not giving into what she'd want just yet, even if he wanted it just as badly. So he paused once he'd filled her, reveling in the sensation and taking a few slow, deep breaths to steady his racing pulse so his arousal didn't get the better of him.

Impatient, Regina bit his earlobe, growling, "Sometime tonight, Charming." Still, he didn't comply, waiting a moment and turning his head to meet her lips with his own, kissing her fervently. And then he gave in, pumping slowly into her, still with firm thrusts, pressing her hard against the tree every time he buried himself all the way in.

David braced against the tree with the hand that wasn't gripping her ass, the rough bark on his palm making him imagine the way it had to feel against her skin, and he reminded himself to check for marks when they were done. He moved his hand down, coasting over her skin to grip her ribs, his thumb pressing into the underside of her breast, drawing his attention to watch as the pair bounced gently with each thrust he gave into her. David picked up his pace just slightly, digging his dull nails into her ass and reveling in the rough moan he drew from her. If nothing else, they were good at this and could rile each other up in a way they had no business doing.

Regina slipped one hand into his hair, tightening her fingers into the tresses and tugging his head down to lead his mouth to her neck. Tilting her head to the side to give him room, she practically whimpered when he obeyed and started sucking and licking her skin. "Fuck, don't stop," she breathed, rubbing her hands over his shoulders and upper back, his skin still covered in droplets from his lake bath.

Hand moving to cover her breast, David kneaded the nipple in his fingers as he nipped the edge of her jaw. He sighed against her, wanting more of her, wanting her body entirely available for his hands. "We need to move."

She nodded, licking her lips. "Put me down and grab your shirt." He did so, setting her carefully to her feet and moving quickly to go grab his flannel. Picking it up, David shook the sand out and carried it to her. Regina took it from him and set it down on the ground in front of the tree. "Sit."

David chuckled, shaking his head and sitting down against the tree. He looked up at her, reaching to grip her hips in his hands and pulling her down to him. Taking her onto his lap, he reached between them and straightened his cock, rubbing the tip through her slit. "Come on, take me in," he breathed, needing to be inside her again.

Too worked up to argue or tease, Regina shooed his hand away, gripping his cock herself and leading it to her entrance, sliding down onto him with a thick moan. Hers was echoed by a soft groan from David, his hands moving up to cup her breasts, rubbing his thumbs over her pert nipples.

She moved her hips fast on him, gripping his shoulders and letting her nails bite into his skin. Regina loved to taunt him, and she would never admit aloud how very much she enjoyed how well he filled her, but oh fucking hell how she did. It wasn't enough, though, she needed more, needed just a little extra. She brought one hand to cover his on her breast, pushing it down between their bodies. "Make me come, David," she breathed, eyes lazily taking him in, then settling on his lips for a moment before she kissed him again, desire consuming her entirely as she was pushed closer to the edge.

He worked his thumb on her clit, rubbing quick, imprecise circles on it, working her up so he could feel her come on him. David bit her bottom lip, his free hand pinching her nipple hard in his fingers, eliciting a moan from her, followed by a faint whimper. "Come, Regina," he requested quietly, moving his thumb faster on her as he pulled back to look at her face. "I said, come."

She was watching him through slits from her heavy-lidded eyes, her body tensing as it built up her pleasure, as he built up her pleasure. His words had her even more ready than his actions did, because if she was being honest, the way he asserted himself with her had a way of turning her on.

"Come," he growled again, thrusting his hips up harder into her.

"I—" Regina nodded against him, moving her mouth to his shoulder. "Mhm," she mumbled, her body leaning heavily into him as she bordered the edge of her release. It was only a moment more before she was clawing her nails over his upper back and biting his shoulder, stifling a moan against his skin as her orgasm finally rippled through her body.

David grunted when she came, squeezing his eyes shut as her tight core became even tighter, squeezing and spasming around him, drawing him closer to his own release. He pumped hard into her only a few more times, drawing out her orgasm with each thrust that built him closer. And soon he moved his hands to her hips, squeezing her tight and holding her in place as he pressed his feet to the ground to brace himself to pound up into her faster and harder, his release finally uncoiling and giving him his pleasure. He dropped down, keeping his hands on her but stroking them lazily from her knees to her hips, over and over as they both came down, breaths dancing across each other's skin as they panted to recover control of their lungs.

"Fuck, Regina," he breathed after a few moments.

She chuckled. "I will miss that while you're stuck here, Charming. Maybe I should take your sword back to Storybrooke with me just for fun." Giving him a wink, Regina stood up, moving away from him to gather her clothes.

David shook his head as he stood to follow her, unable to deny that he would miss their little indiscretions as well.