A/N: Enjoy

Beacon Courtyard:

Ruby, Weiss, Pyrrha, and Ren were walking down the sidewalk as they were all talking. But they stopped as they looked over and saw a stand with a banner reading 'Eddy's BBQ'.

As the group walked up to the stand, Eddy had his back turned as he was behind the stand, putting on his apron and chef's hat.

"Eddy? What are you doing?" Asked Ruby as Eddy turned around with his apron reading 'Mr Good Lookin' is Cookin''.

"Oh, sup guys?" Asked Eddy.

"Are you making a BBQ stand? And YOUR gonna cook?" Asked Ren as Eddy laughed.

"Ha! Are you kidding? I'm an AMAZING COOK! And THAT'S why Eddy's BBQ is gonna be PACKED with people who can't get enough of FAMOUS EDDY'S COOKING!" Said Eddy with a smile as Weiss narrowed her eyes at him.

"What's the catch?" Asked Weiss.

"Nothin', Weiss! Honest!" Said Eddy waving his hands in front of him as Weiss continued to glare at him suspiciously. "Although... If you get a burger, it MIGHT have a rubbery taste with wires PROBABLY inside... But it's nothing to worry about!"

"Oh, okay then! Would you mind if we order something?" Asked Pyrrha.

"In an hour or two, the grill is still being set up." Said Eddy.

"Really? When do you think I'd be done?" Asked Ruby.

"Double D should be finished smoothing out the concrete about now." Said Eddy as he turned around, where a tired and sore Double D was on his knees, smoothing out a square bed of concrete.

"Alright Double D, now let a REAL BUILDER TAKE OVER!" Said Eddy as Double D rolled his eyes and walked away as Eddy picked up a box filled with the parts for the grill.

Eddy looked over and said. "You guys can roll back around in twenty minutes and I'll be fired up and ready to go!"

The group looked at each other and shrugged as they walked off. As Eddy looked back at the box.

"Oh yeah... Now that's a good looki-"

(Splat!)

The box's bottom opened up at the supplies fell on the wet concrete.

"COME ON!" Yelled Eddy as he reached down, picking up the supplies and placing them on a wheelbarrow filled with bricks. As the whole thing tipped over and fell in the wet cement.

(Splat!)

"AAHHH! SOCKHEAD! YOU MORON!" Yelled Eddy as he got on his knees and looked for the instructions.

"Ahhh! Cement drying! Gotta build fast!" Yelled Eddy as he found the instructions that were partially covered in cement.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? ENGLISH SIDE RUINED! GOTTA USE CHINESE INSTRUCTIONS!" Yelled Eddy as he turned over the Chinese instructions.

"Shāokǎo!? What in Danny's name is that!?" Yelled Eddy as he threw the instructions aside, as in his panic started picking out random pieces of the grill and just stuck random pieces together with the wet cement still on them.

After a few more minutes later...

Eddy stood there with a smile on his face, as he stared at a beautiful BBQ in ground grill. Letting out a satisfied sigh.

"*Sigh*... Yeah, that's one swagger looking BBQ pit." Said Eddy as he lowered the picture on the box in front of him to see a mess of random BBQ parts and brick stuck together by concrete in a chaotic mess.

"WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK THAT WAY!?" Yelled Eddy.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! RAAAAAAAAH! DAAA!" Screamed Eddy as he picked up a random pipe and started smashing the chaotic mess.

"WHY!? WHY MUST I TRY SO HARD!? WHY DOES EVERYTHING I DO FAIL!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY WHENEVER I ENDEAVOR IN ANYTHING IT ALWAYS FAILS?! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Screamed Eddy as Ruby, Weiss, Ren, and Pyrrha walked back down the street.

"So, do you think Eddy finished that grill?" Asked Weiss.

"I think he's almost done." Said Ruby as the whole group looked over and stops. As they see Eddy charging at the discorded mess of a grill as he charged at it with his Swordfish like it was a spear, with a mighty war cry.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

(Ding! Pop!)

Eddy was flung back as his Swordfish hit the mess as the weapon vibrated.

"... Yeah. He's done." Said Ruby looking back at her friends.

Beacon Courtyard:

Eddy, Ed, and Double D were standing there. Eddy having a confident smile, Ed having an oblivious dopy expression, and Double D who was pinching the bridge of his nose.

"Now THIS is gonna be the thing that's gonna make us millionaires! We'll become entrepreneurs!" Said Eddy with a smile.

"Wait, is that gonna hurt?" Asked Ed.

"Eddy, if you just stop for a second I'll explain to you why you shouldn't do this. Besides, it's stealing another's work." Said Double D.

"What's wrong? THAT was in OUR world. But were in a DIFFERENT world, so that shouldn't matter!" Said Eddy as he turned back and called out. "You all ready Ruby?"

Ruby was sitting on a bike in front of the three boys that had a propeller attached to the front of it and around six sets of plane wings attached above one another. Like one of the first airplanes ever created. All the while, Ruby had an annoyed look on her face.

"You know... I might not be from Earth or anything. But... I have a feeling that this thing will not fly. Last time I ever volenteer to help you guys with your crazy scams ever again..." Said Ruby.

"Alright Ruby, let her rip!" Said Eddy as Ruby peddled, causing the propeller to spin around as Ruby made it several feet forward before the entire contraption collapsing on Ruby and flinging her forward. As her head got stuck in the tree's hole.

Beacon Courtyard:

In the courtyard Blake, Weiss, Nora, Pyrrha, Coco, and Velvet were talking.

"Hehehe... So I said, "That's not a gun! THIS IS A GUN!" Said Ruby laughing along with several other girl as out of nowhere, Kevin and Jonny enter the picture.

"Sup, guys?" Asked Kevin.

"Oh, hi Kevin. Jonny. What are you guys up to?" Asked Coco.

"Nothing much, we're just looking for Rolf." Said Jonny as Velvet gasped and covered her mouth.

"*Gasp!* Oh my goodness! Do you think he's alright?" Asked Velvet.

"I'm sure he's fine, we just can't find him any-" But Kevin was cut off by Blake.

"Wait... what's that?" Asked Blake pointing to the side as the group all look over, as they started to hear rap music. As they looked over, they saw Rolf riding up to the group in a tricked out tractor. With golden grills, diamond encrusted wheels, an awesome paint job with flames and multiple colors on it, and two sound speakers on the front, booming with, loud rap music. As Rolf has sunglasses on as he looked down at the other kids.

"Yo, yo, yo, Jonny-the-wood-boy and Stale-End-Piece-Of-White-Bread Kevin-Boy, set your weaselish on Rolf's sweet female worker-magnet ride!" Said Rolf as the front and back wheels on Rolf's tricked out tractor bounced once in front, and once in the back like a lowrider.

"Yeah, Rolf, that's pretty sweet." Said Kevin as Rolf looked at the girls.

"Greetings females of the fairy tale school of Beacon! How would you female-workers like to take a ride on Rolf's tricked out tractor? And prove to Rolf your worth by doing hard labor in Rolf's fields?" Asked Rolf, as the tractor bounced once more.

"Umm... No thanks, Rolf." Said Velvet as Rolf's tractor bounced again.

"Very well female labor workers! Rolf is off to cause trouble to the establishment." Said Rolf as he drove off.

JNPR's Dorm Room:

In Team JNPR's room, all of the Eds, KRJ, Sun, Neptune, Ren, and Jaune were sitting there as they were playing poker. All the while Sun just finished up his story...

"-And THAT'S how I got a full seven pack." Said Sun as he leaned back in his chair and looked at his cards.

"There's no such thing as a seven pack, man." Said Kevin.

"Sure there is! One more pack above the six pack!" Said Sun as he gestured to his chest. As Eddy then groaned in despair.

"Ugh..." Said Eddy.

"What's wrong, Eddy?" Asked Double D.

"Oh man... I JUST remembered I had to do something after going to the bathroom before we left... Do know what I could've done?" Asked Eddy.

"Umm... Flush?"

"FLUSH! THAT'S IT!" Yelled Eddy as he threw his cards down to reveal a royal flush.

"Hahaha! Now that's what I'm talkin' about!" Said Eddy as everyone else groaned in annoyance.

"Hey! Why can't I be that good at poker?" Asked Ed with an annoyed expression.

"Because you giggle every time you have a good set of cards, Lumpy." Said Eddy.

"Hey! That's not true!" Said Ed as he looked back at his cards, as he started to giggle.

"Fold!" Yelled everyone in unison as they placed their cards down.

"Wait... does this mean I win if everyone gives up?" Asked Ed, confused of the rules of the game as everyone gives him multiple looks of disbelief. But as it appears that Kevin and Eddy were about to strangle him, the door opened as the guys looked over to see Pyrrha, Nora, and all of Team RWBY walk in.

"Hey guys, what's up?" Asked Ruby.

"Wait... You can't be here! This is guys night!" Said Jaune.

"Then why are you here?" Asked Yang as everyone laughed, except for Jaune who heavily blushed.

"Anyway, were just going to study our papers quietly. So you boys can still play your game of go-fish in peace." Said Pyrrha.

"Hey! This isn't a game for five year olds! This is a game for grown up men! It's about TRUTH and HONOR!" Said Eddy as pointed forward, only for his sleeve to fall to reveal a card he hid under his sleeve as all the other guys glared at him. Eddy pulled up his sleeve and laughed nervously.

"Anyway... We're off to start studying." Said Weiss as the group of girls walked off. But right as the guys were about to get back to playing their card game...

"We can't forget a little music!" Said Nora as there was a sudden blast of music that was so loud, that all the guys at the table, except for Jaune and Ren. As the music was playing, Jonny looked over and noticed this.

"JAUNE!? REN!? WHY AREN'T YOU GUYS BLOCKING YOUR EARS!?" Yelled Jonny over the loud music.

"Oh... Living with Nora, you eventually get used to it." Said Jaune as the group as about to play another game.

"I got four aces..." Said Ren as he placed his cards down.

Beacon's Men's Room:

As a toilet flushed, the door to one of the stalls open as Ed walked out with a refreshed look on his face. But before he could make it to the sink, he acidentially hit something as he walked. As he looked down, Ed saw a pair of glasses on the floor as he smiled and bent down.

"Huh, well there's something you don't see every day." Said Ed.

"Did anyone loose their glasses?" Asked Ed as there was no response.

"Last chance!" Still no response.

"COOL!" Said Ed as he picked up the glasses and walked over to a mirror, as he put them on.

As out of nowhere, Ed put his finger to his head as he spoke.

"The sum of the square root of any two sides of a isosceles triangle is equal to the same root as the remaining sides!" Said Ed.

"That's a RIGHT triangle you idiot!" Yelled a man in a nearby stall.

"Gosh darn!" Said Ed.

Beacon Courtyard:

Ed, Edd, and Eddy all stood on the Beacon courtyard as all three were wearing overalls. Ed and Eddy had smiles on their faces and Double D had a look of uncertainty.

"Well boys... we FINALLY did it!" Said Eddy as the three looked up at a poorly constructed building of wood with the title of "Eddy's Station Service" written in red paint on the front.

"It took six weeks and caused five hundred Lien from our previous scams, but it was TOTALLY worth it! Now we can make some serious MULLAH with Eddy's Station Service!" Said Eddy.

"Eddy... WHY would you spend that much money to make it!?" Yelled Double D.

"What? Ya gotta spend money to make money, Sockhead." Said Eddy.

But before Double D could rebuttle, all of RWBY walked over to the boys as Eddy dashed over to them.

"Hey guys! Whats up? Ya guys need a bike or car that needs fixing?" Asked Eddy with a smile.

"No, Eddy. You need to take this hideous eye-sour down now!" Said Weiss.

"I don't know, I think it's pretty cool." Said Yang.

"Don't encourage them, Yang." Said Blake.

"What do you care, Weiss? It's just business. Besides, nobodies getting hurt and we're not breaking any rules." Said Eddy.

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? YOU RIPPED A WHOLE CHUNK OF WALL OUT OF BEACON!" Yelled Weiss as, indeed, there was a huge chunk of Beacon missing, as Jaune stuck his head through and looked around fearfully.

"WHAT'S THIS!? THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH BEACON!... I DON'T LIKE CHANGE!" Said Jaune.

City of Vale:

Ruby stood on the city street corner, with a sad expression, as out of nowhere the rest of Team RWBY and the Ed's dashed over to her.

"Ruby! We got your distress call!" Said Blake.

"What's wrong little sis? Did someone hurt you?!" Asked Yang as she looked around angrily for whoever hurt her baby sister.

"Oh... No, no, no! It's not that! I lost my balloon!" Said Ruby as she pointed into the sky, as the group saw a red balloon fly high into the sky.

"Wait... THIS is why you called us? To get a stupid balloon?! What kind of immature-" But Blake was interrupted.

"It's too high up!" Said Yang.

"Man! Seriously! Look how high it is!" Said Eddy.

"We'd have to sprout wings to retrieve it from that height." Said Double D.

"Why not just buy Ruby a new balloon?" Asked Blake as Ed stood there as he hopped on both feet nervously.

"FLY BLAKE! FLY!" Yelled Ed as he picked up Blake and tossed her into the sky, as everyone turned to Ed in fear.

"Umm... Hey big guy, maybe-" But as Yang was about to place her hand on Ed's shoulder, Ed grabbed her hand and tossed her into the air.

"FLY YANG! FLY!" Said Ed.

"Ed... don't-" But Double D wasen't able to finish as Ed grabbed him and tossed him into the air.

"FLY DOUBLE D! FLY!" As Double D went soaring, he screamed out...

"If only I had my armor!"

"Hey! Blake didn't even try to make a grab for it!" Said Ruby as Ed then turned to Weiss.

"Your turn, Weiss!" Said Ed as Weiss backed off, frightened.

"Ed, don't come any closer!" Said Weiss as Ed grabbed Weiss' skirt and yanked it as a sound of a motor trying to start could be heard. As Ed let go, Weiss glared over at him.

"How dare-..." But Weiss was silenced as her pony tail started to spin around like the propeller blade of a helicopter, as Weiss started to ascend into the air.

"BALLOON! MISSY" Said Ed as Weiss flew high into the air as she screamed out.

"THIS BETTER NOT TANGLE MY HAIR, ED!" As Weiss eventually ascended to the level of the balloon as she smiled and reached for it.

"Hello, you little balloon." Said Weiss as she reached for it, only for the balloon to float away.

"Come back here!" Growled Weiss as she flew forward.

All the while, below on the street, RWBY and the Eds dis-including Weiss were looking up in disbelief.

"Ed... Remind me to later ask how exactly you did that." Said Blake as Weiss continued to chase the balloon.

"Hehehe... I always knew Weiss was an AIRHEAD! She never seemed to keep her head out of the CLOUDS!" Punned Yang as everyone groaned in annoyance.

"Come on, come on... Just a LITTLE closer and... HAHA! SUCCESS!" Said Weiss as she reached out and finally grabbed the balloon, only for her hair to tangle around her arm, as she started to fall.

"MAYDAY! MAYDAY!" Yelled Weiss as she fell on the street in front of the Ed's and her team. After she landed, Ruby ran up to her with concern.

"Weiss! Weiss! You have to tell me! Is my balloon okay?" Asked Ruby as Weiss groaned in pain, and held out the red balloon as Ruby's face turned into one of excitement and glee. Only for the balloon to pop and fall to the ground.

Only a moment passed before Ruby cried out in agony and fell on her hands in knees. Mourning the loss of her precious balloon. The group stood there for another moment, before Ed turned to Eddy and Double D.

"Can we get ice cream now?"

A/N: Sorry I wasn't able to get your guys ideas into this episode, but I'll try to get them down in the next episode. Anyway, If you liked this story, don't hesitate to comment, favorite, give me your own suggestions if you have any, and follow this story. Plus, don't forget to vote on my poll to which EENE X RWBY couple you like the best. Thanks for reading. Bye.