A/N: Enjoy.

EEE Dorm:

Double D was in his dorm as he was reading a book entitled "Advanced Mathematics". Only a moment passed before the door to the room was opened up as Ruby stepped in and looked at Double D.

"Double D?" Asked Ruby, but Double D was too entranced in the book, he couldn't even hear Ruby.

"DOUBLE D!" Yelled Ruby, but Double D still didn't hear her.

Ruby then walked over to where Double D was sitting as she took the book from him and tossed it to the side, finally getting his attention.

"Ruby! I was reading that!" Said Double D, annoyed.

"Oh good, your not busy." Said Ruby smiling.

"*Sigh*, is there anything you want, Ruby?" Asked Double D in a dry tone.

"Actually, yes. You see, I've always wondered, and since your the smartest guy in the school, I wanted to ask you." Said Ruby as Double D smiled.

"Why of course, Ruby. What's your question?" Asked Double D.

"Where do babies come from?" Asked Ruby as Double D developed a surprised expression, then an annoyed one.

"Umm... Ruby, your fourteen. You should know where babies come from at this point." Said Double D.

"Yeah, but my Dad, my Uncle, and Yang shelter me a lot. I just wanna know." Said Ruby as Double D's smile returned as he placed his hand on her shoulder.

"Alright, Ruby. You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much-"

Later...

Double D was held in the air by the collar by a furious Yang Xiao Long with Qrow and Taiyang behind her, both equally as angry.

"Now, ladies and gentlemen... let's not be too-" But Double D wasn't able to finish as Yang pointed to the side and yelled out.

"WHAT THE F$#% DID YOU TELL HER!?"

Ruby was on the other side of the room with a hundred yard stare, stiff and motionless as a sentence above her head read.

'Childhood 25% Destroyed'

Beacon Courtyard:

Double D and Blake were sitting at a bench under a tree as they were both reading their own respective books. That was until Yang walked into the picture.

"Hey guys! How's it hanging?" Asked Yang.

"Oh, you know. Reading." Said Blake.

"Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that sounds real interesting- So anyway, I got you guys some gifts!" Said Yang as she pulled out two white gift bags as Blake and Double D looked over with wide eyes, as they got off the bench and stood up with smiles on their faces.

"Really, Yang?" Asked Blake with a smile as Double D grew a suspicious look.

"Wait... It's not just going to be cat toys and snakes in a can again, right Yang?" Asked Double D.

"No! No! No! Really! Just open them up!" Said Yang with a smile as Double D took one and Blake took one. Yang smiled as they reached into their own bag and both pulled out T-shirts.

Double D and Blake looked down at the T-shirts with smiles until, they turned into looks of shock and extreme embarrassment with their cheeks burning red.

"Well? How do ya like it?" Asked Yang.

Double D was holding a T-shirt that had the illustration of a black cat that read "Kitty Spanker" and Blake held a T-shirt that had the illustration of a cartoon brain with nerd glasses that read "Brain Spanker."

Yang started to chuckle uncontrollably as Blake looked back up and dropped the shirt with her cheeks burning red and an extremely angry expression as she walked forward and wrapped her hands around Yang's throat, as Yang was still giggling while being strangled.

"Umm... Gee, Yang. Thanks?" Said Double D still blushing and holding the "Kitty Spanker" shirt as Blake was still strangling Yang, making Yang's face turn purple as she held up her thumb in success.

'Worth it!'

EEE Dorm:

The Ed's were hanging out in their dorm with Eddy looking through the sofa cushions for loose change, Double D was sitting on said sofa as he was trying to watch TV in peace as he was turning up the volume. But that's when Ed walked in with a Frisbee spinning on his finger.

"Hey guys! I was just going to play Ultimate Frisbee with Jib! Ya guys wanna join?" Asked Ed.

"Yeah... that's great Ed. Now shut up and help me find some loose change in the sofa!" Said Eddy as he was still looking through the sofa.

"There's a much better way to gain money and be a productive member of society, Eddy. It's called getting a job." Said Double D annoyed.

"What? And actually WORK for my money!? That's one of the dumbest things a person can do besides read a book!" Said Eddy as he still dug through the sofas.

"Alright then! I'll see you guys later!" Said Ed as he walked out the door.

"Do you think we should go and play with him, Eddy? We don't want our friend to play alone." Said Double D with concern as he looked over at Eddy.

"Nah, he'll just play with himself like an idiot. Like he always does." Said Eddy as suddenly, a Frisbee flew through the window as it hit a jar full of coins on the shelf as it fell to the ground and shattered.

(Smash!)

"It was Jib!" Said Ed shouting through the window.

Eddy then stood up with shock and fear as he looked over at where the jar shattered.

"Oh! Messy! Messy! Messy!" Said Double D was he walked over to the mess with a broom stick and a trash can.

"GET AWAY FROM MY BABIES, SOCKHEAD!" Yelled Eddy as he dashed over and kicked Double D out of the way as he reached down and started to gather up the coins. "NICE CLEAN MONEY! SOILED!"

Eddy picked up the money as he ran into the kitchen to wash it in the sink.

"SOILED!"

Eddy started to wash the money in the sink as he had a worried expression. "Don't cry babies! You'll be fine!"

Double D than walked up behind Eddy as he tapped him on the shoulder.

"Eddy! You are going to help me clean up this mess!" Shocking Eddy as the coins in his hands flew all over the place, except for one that landed near the drain and started spinning around near the drain.

"NO!" Yelled Eddy in fear as the coin stopped spinning and landed on it's heads.

Eddy let out a sigh of relief as the coin then jumped into the air and fell down the drain.

"NO!" Yelled Eddy as he reached his hand down the drain and grabbed the coin. Eddy let out a sigh of relief as he tried to pull his hand back out. Only to descover that his hand was stuck.

"WHAT THE-!? IT'S STUCK!" Yelled Eddy as he tried to pull his hand out as Double D looked on from the side.

"You need to let go of the coin, Eddy." Said Double D as Eddy looked over at Double D.

"I can think of thirteen good reasons to NEVER let go of a coin. Grab my waste and start heaving, Sockhead!" Yelled Eddy as Double D grabbed his waste, as the two started to heave over and over, trying to pull Eddy's hand out of the drain. But that's when Ed walked in and looked around.

"Umm... Hello?" Asked Ed as he looked around. "Where is that-"

But that's when Ed looked down and found his Frisbee. "There you are Mister Frisbee!" Said Ed as he reached down and picked the Frisbee up and looked at it.

"To think I almost lost you!" Said Ed, holding the Frisbee to his face.

"Hey! Lummox!" Yelled Eddy's voice as Ed looked at the Frisbee with confusion.

"... What? Eddy? Have you been turned into a Frisbee?" Asked Ed, looking at the frisbee.

"Yeah, sure ya Blockhead! I just turned into a Frisbee for no reason! Look in the kitchen!" Yelled Eddy as Ed walked into the kitchen and saw Eddy and Double D heaving.

"Eddy! Double D!" Said Ed as he walked over to the sink.

"You got you hand stuck in the sink? I got my head stuck in it this morning!" Said Ed.

"Just shut up! Grab Double D! And start heavin' fleabrain!" Yelled Eddy as Ed saluted as he grabbed Double D's waste as all three of them started to heave, all three of the Ed's lined up as they all heaved back and forth in unison.

But, that's when the door to their room opened up as JNPR and RWBY walked in.

"Hey guys! We were just wonder-..." But Ruby stopped as she saw the three boys heaving in an orderly fashion in front of the sink.

"WHA- WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? OH MY DUST!" Yelled Jaune as the two groups thought they were seeing something unsavory happening.

"I can feel it getting loose! Just one more pull and-" But Eddy wasn't able to finish as he started flying back and through the air. Screaming...

"MY ARMS!" Yelled Eddy as he flew back.

"Oh my! Not again!" Said Double D as he saw Eddy's arms were stuck in the sink, and grabbing near the sink.

That's when Eddy hit the wall and slid down. Only for a shelf filled with heavy idems to break and tip over as the heavy idems started falling on Eddy's head and progressivly get heavier. Such as.

(Clang!)

An empty glass.

(Clang!)

A pot.

(Clang!)

A pan.

(Bang!)

Nora's Hammer.

(Bang!)

A bathtub.

(CLANG!)

An anchor.

(BANG!)

A steel beam.

(KLANG!)

A refrigerator.

(BANG!)

Bobo, Rolf's the giant clam.

(BAM!)

And an anvil... Eddy groaned in pain as the two Ed's and the two teams looked at him with worried looks.

"Oh man! Will he be okay!?" Asked Blake.

"Sure, but he was extraordinarily lucky. With how many times Eddy hit his head, even something as small as a pebble falling on him can be bad." Said Double D, as one last idem fell from the broken shelf.

(Cling!)

A tiny coin fell on Eddy's head, as he groaned once more before falling back.

"Now we should be concerned." Said Double D.

Emerald Forest:

Adam was standing there with an evil smile as two White Fang members stood beside him.

"Muhahaha! I am finally in RWBY Chibi! (Yeah, it might be a fanfic with no animation...) But it's close enough! And now, I can show all of Remnant how awesome and edgy I am, get Blake back, and destroy all of humanity! Muhahahaha!" Laughed Adam evilly as a heroic figure hidden in shadow jumped in.

"Who's there!?" Yelled Adam.

"The only one who will stand against your terror!" Yelled Eddy as he jumped forward with his Swordfish and knocked the two White Fang troops aside and punched Adam in the face.

"Your kinds got no shot! Not while I'm around!" Said Eddy as he punched Adam in the face.

"Ahem" Eddy then looked over to see Blake, Velvet, and Sun standing there with their arms crossed.

"And what's that supposed to mean, Eddy?" Asked Blake.

"Umm... Hehe. Come on guys! You know I didn't mean it like that! It was... just a joke!" Said Eddy laughing as the three Faunus remain stoic.

"Oh come on! You people have no sense of humor." Said Eddy.

"What do you mean by "You people"?" Asked Velvet.

"Okay! That one you guys knew what I meant!" Yelled Eddy.

Class:

Everyone in EEE (Except Eddy), KRJ, RWBY, and JNPR were sitting in class as Double D was sitting there with Yang sitting next to him. Double D was breezing through the test as Yang as having a harder time with the test.

"*Psst!* Double D! What's the answer to question one?" Whispered Yang.

"Yang! I'm trying to focus!" Whispered back Double D as another moment of silence past.

"But really, what's the answer to number one?" Repeated Yang.

"YANG! Let me work in peace!" Replied Double D.

"But Double D... What's the answer?" Whispered Yang.

"Quiet!" Whispered back Double D, visibly getting angrier.

"... Pleeeeeeease?" Asked Yang with a huge smile.

"I said No!" Whispered Double D, getting angrier.

"... Double D-"

"THE ANSWER TO YOUR NAME IS "YANG!" YANG!" Yelled Double D out loud so everyone could hear.

"Thanks, Double D!" Said Ed.

"Thanks a lot, Double D!" Said Pyrrha as Double D looked around with a guilty expression.

"MISTER DOUBLE D!" Yelled the voice of Oobleck as the hyperactive man popped up in front of Double D with a paper that spelt out the word "DETENTION" on it.

"DETENTION!" Yelled Oobleck as Double D took the paper and looked down at it.

"Thanks again for the answer, Double D!" Said Yang as she wrote down the answer, and Double D looked over at her with an extremely unhappy expression.

Beacon Courtyard:

"So... why are we doing this again?" Asked Ruby who was in a bathing suit and carrying a rescue bouy.

"It's because Eddy will get mad at us if we didn't spend our time trying to scam people while he's in the hospital." Said Double D who was in a little blow up pool.

"What was that?" Asked Neptune who was trying to balance himself on a surfboard in the tiny pool.

"Oh! Nothing Neptune! Now just... Balance yourself, good! Now just-" But Double D was silenced as Neptune wrapped his arms around Double D's head fearfully.

"Sun! Why are we doing this again!?" Yelled Neptune.

"Because you need to learn to get over your fear of water somehow." Said Sun who was standing next to Blake and Weiss.

"Umm... Double D, why exactly is Ed tied up to a pole over there?" Asked Blake as she pointed her thumb over to Ed who was tied up with tons of rope to a wooden pole.

"Because the last time we did this, Ed managed to somehow mess it up." Said Double D.

"Umm, yeah okay. Got it. But why am I a vending machine?!" Asked Yang as Double D looked over to see Yang who was dressed up in a yellow cardboard vending machine costume, much like Ed was with an unhappy expression.

"Because your the perfect fit for it Yang." Said Double D smiling.

"It's because I made you fail the test, isn't it?" Asked Yang as Double D smiled.

"Maybe..." Said Double D as Ruby walked over to Yang and put a quarter in her. As the sound that a vending machine makes could be heard as the vending machine dispensed a soda as Ruby took it.

"Umm, Yang? How do you do that?" Asked Ruby as Yang turned to her.

"Believe me, you don't wanna know." Said Yang as Double D clapped his hands to get everyone's attention.

"Attention people! Just remember why we're truly here, to help Neptune learn to surf." Said Double D as Neptune managed to balance himself.

"Woah! Oh man! Look guys! I'm surfing!" Said Neptune balancing himself on the board.

"Your just balancing yourself on a board." Said Blake.

"DO NOT take this moment away from me!" Yelled Neptune before he began to loose balance again and grab onto Double D for dear life.

"Woah! Woah! Don't let go! Don't let go, Double D!" Begged Neptune fearfully as he wrapped his arms around Double D's throat.

"Neptune's doing better then before, maybe we should start off on some waves?" Suggested Weiss.

"Hmm, sounds like a good idea. But we would have to charge him for an extra fee-" But Double D was interrupted as Sun threw some Lien at Double D.

"Whatever it takes to get him through this thing." Said Sun with an annoyed tone.

"Very well then, Yang. Can you please administrate a wave?" Asked Double D as Neptune looks down at Double D with a confused look.

"Wait, wave?" Asked Neptune.

"Purly metaphorical, Neptune. What I meant is-" But Double D was interrupted as Neptune looked up with fear, seeing Yang standing on the life guard stand.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SOMEONE HELP!" Yelled Double D as Yang jumped.

"Here's your wave!"

(SPLASH!)

As Yang jumped into the tiny pool, it created a massive tsunami that washed all of team RWBY, Double D, Ed, Neptune, and Sun down a massive wave as it managed to go through town.

Eddy was standing outside of the hospital with a smile on his face and a doctor standing behind him.

"Okay, Eddy. Just get plenty of rest, and if anything doesn't feel right, come back." Said the doctor.

"Thanks, doc." Said Eddy as the doctor walked back into the hospital. But as Eddy turned back, a massive wave splashed by him on the road as it carried all of RWBY, Sun, Neptune, Double D, and Ed as the wave passed with all of Eddy's friends in it.

After the wave past, Eddy's happy expression disappeared as he stood there, and his arms popped off again.

(Pop! Pop!)

As Eddy then turned around and walked back into the hospital.

After a while, the wave finally stopped in Vale Park, right in front of a man who was reading a news paper on a park bench. Everyone who was at the surfing scam stopped there, all with their faces implanted in the ground. All except Ed who raised his head and started blowing a raspberry.

The man with the news paper looked down and threw his news paper away. The man was wearing a black short sleeve shirt, a baseball cap, earrings, a necklace, a white light beard, and had tattoos running down his arms.

"That's it! I've had enough of this craziness." Said Danny as he walked away.

A/N: Again, sorry that I didn't use your guys suggestions yet. But I'll dedicate the entire next episode to the suggestions I got. Also, if you guys knew who that was at the end, your awesome. Anyway, If you liked this story, don't hesitate to comment, favorite, and follow this story. Plus, don't forget to vote on my poll to which EENE X RWBY couple you like the best. Thanks for reading, the next chapter will come out soon. Bye.