A/N: I'd like to thank SaurusRock625 and pinkiepierocks for their suggestions and Lord Maximus for his scene. Enjoy.

In Front of Beacon Academy:

The school of Beacon and everything was burning as all the students (Including RWBY, EEE, CAFY, KRJ, and the rest of the student body) along with the staff facility including Ozpin were lying on a big pile, defeated, as Cinder, Mercury, and Emerald stood in front of them and laughed evilly.

"Muhahahaha! My evil plans have finally become triumphant! Now... NOBODY CAN STAND IN MY WAY!" Yelled Cinder, followed by an evil laugh.

"Not just yet Cinder-who-is-acting-too-hammy!" Yelled Rolf who was beat up as he stood up from the pile.

Cinder let out another laugh as Rolf took another step closer. "YOU!? Really?! A simple farm boy? What can you possibly do against me?"

"Oh... Rolf isn't just a simple farm boy Cinder-who-is-a-stale-end-of-a-white-piece-of-bread! Rolf is the SON OF A SHEPERD! AND YOU WILL LEARN SOON ENOUGH!" Yelled Rolf.

"Hehehe... What can you POSSIBLY bring to the table?" Asked Cinder as Rolf smirks.

"Oh... Rolf can bring PLENTY! This right here is my regular sea cucumber state!" Said Rolf as Cinder's eyes widened.

"What? Wait! No! We're not doing this!" Yelled Cinder.

"THIS IS SUPER SEA CUCUMBER!" Yelled Rolf as suddenly his hair turned golden and spiky as his muscle mass grew larger.

"No! You cannot be serious!" Yelled Cinder as Emeralds and Mercury's eyes widened.

"And this paper-thin-in-personality-Cinder... THIS is a SUPER SEA CUCUMBER that has ascended PAST a normal sea cucumber! Or you can just call this... SUPER SEA CUCUMBER II!" Yelled Rolf as his hair grew spikier with sparks of electricity forming around him and his shirt being blasted off by the sheer power.

"Okay! You know what? Forget it! I'll play along!... This is even more annoying then the blond girls Semblance..." Growled Cinder as she whispered the last sentence.

"Oh no! What's next?" Asked Cinder who was playing along.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Screamed Rolf as his golden hair grew really long and his eye brows disappeared as Cinder, Emerald, and Mercury all looked on in complete and total fear.

"What the-!? How is he even doing that?!" Asked Emerald as she blocked her eyes.

"I have no idea!" Yelled Mercury as Rolf stood there with his super long hair and smirked at the trio.

"Now... Tell me lost in the red scent... Have any of you ever experienced... THE ALMIGHTY THREE SHOE BEATING!?" Yelled Rolf as he unleashed another surge of energy.

"Okay! Fine! We're sorry! Okay? There!" Said Cinder.

"If this is true, have you brought the cupcakes of sorriness?" Asked Rolf as Cinder's eyes widened even more as she turned to her two minions who shrugged.

Cinder looked back with a nervous and sweaty expression.

"Umm... No?-"

"SHAPLIKA!" Yelled Rolf as he blasted the trio with a powerful energy blast as it blew them into smithereens.

(KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!)

All the while, Cinder screamed.

"NOOOOOOOOO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-!"

"Agh! Auh!" Screamed Cinder in fear as she shot up from bed and looked around fearfully.

"Wait! Where-... How-... Oh... Was it all a dream? Thank Oum!" Said Cinder as she looked back up with a smile full of relief.

"Oh... Thank Oum! Okay! That is the LAST time I eat twelve boxes of Pumpkin Pete's before going to bed!... Yup!" Said Cinder.

Beacon Cafeteria:

"I am telling you guys, this will be my best plan yet." Eddy said as the Eds walked down the hall to the lunch hall. "We ask the teams if we take their pictures, make a calendar that we can sell on this world and back on our world. We'll have all the proof we need and we'll be famous."

"At least you considering asking for permission this time." Double D said, trying to sound optimistic.

"I'm all for it, Eddy!" Ed said as the team walked around the corner, coming across Coco and Velvet who walked past them. "Can I hold the cam-ACHOO!"

Ed's sneeze was so powerful that it knocked both the other two Eds down with Coco and Velvet.

"Hey!" Coco pushed Eddy off her and picked up her hat. "Cover your mouth when you sneeze!"

Ed sniffed. "Sorry. I-I-ACHOO!"

Ed sneezed again knocked them down the courtyard again into the wall Ed himself was knocked back by the recoil of his sneeze, falling down the stairs.

"What is wrong with him?" Coco took off her sunglasses and looked them over for any damage.

Double D rubbed the back of his head as he sat up. "Strange. He doesn't sneeze like that unless he's around something he's allergic too."

Eddy sat up, seeing stars. "Hello..."

"Come on, Eddy. We need to see what's wrong with Ed." Double D stood up and helped Eddy to his feet. "I have a feeling something bad is about-"

The doors to lunch hall exploded as students ran out screaming.

"HELP! EDDY DOUBLE D!" Ed called from inside.

"Ed!" Eddy and Double D said as they pushed through the students and into the lunch hall where they saw Ed with purple spots appear on his body that expanded out into a massive blob.

"Oh no!" Double D cried out as Ed floated up to the ceiling. "Not again!"

"Ed!" Teams RWBY and JPNR were among the few students to remain and watched as Ed mutated.

"Help! I am a blob!" Ed said, scratching himself.

Coco and Velvet rushed and saw Blob Ed floating up to the ceiling. "What the Dust?!"

"Eddy, Double D, what happened to Ed?!" Ruby asked.

"This happens when he's around rabbits! He's allergic to them!" Double D answered. "But there weren't any rabbits around." Double D then looked back and saw Velvet. "...Of course."

Velvet pointed at herself. "Me?"

"I am not laying blame on you, Miss Velvet. But it's possible your rabbit characteristics are responsible. As I said, Ed is highly allergic to rabbits." Double D quickly said, trying to not to upset Velvet.

"At least it's not eels again." Eddy said, looking back up the Blob-Ed. "And this time we're not going to be flooded by an army of rabbits that multiplied until they exploded out from my garage."

"What do we do?" Jaune asked. "We got to get him down."

"Let's poke a hole in him and let the air out." Nora suggested.

"Nora! We can't do that! The pressure could cause him to explode!" Blake exclaimed.

"Well we got to get him down!" Yang said.

"At least there's no windows open." Ruby tried to sound optimistic.

"A-A-ACHOO!" Ed sneezed again, the recoil of his sneeze sending him flying straight through a window and out of the lunch hall.

(Crash!)

"ED!" The three teams shouted as they ran outside and watched as Ed started floating up into the sky.

"He's going to float too high for anyone to grab him! We can't get him down!" Double D said.

"How'd you cure him last time?" Blake asked.

"We used ice to reduce the swelling but he's too high up. We need him down first." Double D answered.

"I can freeze him with some Ice Dust but he'd fall straight. I don't even Ed can survive a fall like that while frozen." Weiss said.

"Huh. That's actually not a bad idea." Eddy turned to Weiss as Weiss pulled out her Myrtenaster as her blade surged with Dust as she aimed it at Ed.

"Umm... Weiss, maybe you shouldn't do that while we're still under-" But Rubly wasn't able to finish her sentence as Weiss froze the bloated Ed as he came crashing down and fell on all three of the teams.

Only a moment passed before Ed started to return back to his normal size. As it was revealed that the three teams were all cartoonishly flattened like pancakes with mortified looks on their faces.

"*Sigh*... Ahhh... The allergies are gone." Smiled Ed as he looked back down at the three squished teams.

"Oh, hey guys!"

"*Gasp!* I have been violated!" Yelled Blake.

"How do you think I feel? As a guy?" Asked Jaune.

Beacon Courtyard:

"So, that's what happened. And nothing that weird has ever happened like that again." Said Eddy as his team and RWBY were walking down the path in Beacon as the girls stared at the Ed's with widened eyes.

"So wait... you guys, BROKE reality itself? Okay, a lot of weird things happen around here. But nothing THAT crazy." Said Yang.

"Don'tcha get it Blondie?! We're pictures! Actually... We're in a crossover fanfiction. But that doesn't matter... We don't HAVE to follow the rules!" Said Eddy with a huge smile.

"Oh, really then? Than can you recreate your psychedelic experience for us?" Asked Weiss with a smirk.

"Sure thing!" Said Ed as he pulled out a saw from behind his back and started cutting a hole in reality itself as the girls jaws, even Double D's jaws were hanging wide open.

"THIS IS FUN!" Said Ed as he cut a complete hole as the sawed piece of space-time fell on the ground and revealed something new.

"... AHHH! PERVERT! PERVERT!" Screamed Emerald in the hole in reality as she was taking a bath.

"Opps! Sorry Emerald!" Said Ed as he kicked the hole in reality away much like he did with the Kankers. The girls looked on in shock as Blake took a few steps forward and stood on the black hole that was on the ground that Ed cut out of reality.

"Okay... I think I need a moment to process this..." But that's when Blake looked down as she fell through the portal and screamed. Ed looked down the portal with a confused look.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Blake?" Asked Ed as Blake fell from the sky and fell through the portal again.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Oh Blake?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

"... Blake?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"... My turn!" Said Ed as he pulled the portal off the ground as Blake fell from the sky and hit the floor. As Ed stuck his head through the portal as his head popped out of the sky. Being up side down.

"Look at me!" Said Ed.

"Woah! Ed just stuck his head through a portal! Cool!" Said Ruby excitedly as Blake picked herself back up.

"What the-!? This has to be a trick of some kind. I mean... this CAN'T be real!" Said Yang in shock as Eddy just giggled with his arms crossed.

"Hahaha... That's NOTHING! You wanna see how weird it can get?" Asked Eddy as he raised his hand into the air, as his hand went behind the sun.

"Also, I'm gettin' kinda hungry." Said Eddy as he grabbed the sun like it was a cookie and held it in his hand.

"Wait... Eddy! Don't eat the sun! Our moon is already partically shattered! We don't need the same to happen to-"

(Munch!)

"... The sun..." Said Weiss after Eddy took a bite of the sun and instantly turned day into night as Eddy placed the crecent shaped half-eaten sun back into the sky.

"Mmm... Your sun's even better then our sun." Said Eddy with a smile as Weiss grew an annoyed and angry expression. But before she could yell at Eddy, Double D tapped Eddy's shoulder.

"Umm... Eddy? Weiss?" Said Double D as everyone turned to him.

"What is it?" Asked Blake as Double D pointed to the side as everyone looked over. Only for their eyes to widen.

"Hi guys, we're all going for a hike through the woods." Said Neptune who had the lower half of a fish where his legs were supposed to be, he wore no shirt, had a golden crown, was riding a wave, had a thick blue beard, held a trident in one hand, and rode a wave.

"What the... Neptune? Is that you?" Asked Weiss.

"Indeed it is my fair lady. I am Neptune! I sink ships and conjure up storms!" Said Neptune. But before any of the group could've racted, a literal orb of light with Sun Wukong's face on it flew forward and spoke to Neptune.

"Come on, Dude! We gotta get moving!" Said Sun as Neptune nodded and walked forward, holding the straps to a large bag as he dragged it forward. At the end of the large bag who was sitting in the pocket, was Nora who had the head of Nora Valkyrie and the body of a sloth as she held a potted plant in one hand with the face of the flower had Lie Ren's face on it.

"Care to join us guys?" Asked Nora as Team RWBY all stared in shock. Until all three of the Ed's popped up up-side-down directly above RWBY.

"Now, what did we tell ya?" Asked Eddy.

"Though we are used to it, it can become quite concerning at times..." Said Double D.

"Is it my turn?" Asked Ed with a goofy expression as all four of the RWBY girls looked up.

"Wait... how are you guys doing that?!" Asked Yang.

"You guys DO know we're not on the-" But that's when the prospective changed as the Ed's and RWBY all fell in a big pile on the floor.

As suddenly, reality itself was opened like a curtain as none other then Penny stuck her head through and looked down at the students of Beacon.

"Hello Ruby! Life has many doors, right?" Said Penny before lowering her head as it was revealed that the android girl possessed two other heads.

"Too much for..." Said the head on the right.

"Couch potatoes like you and your team?" Said Penny.

"The three headed Penny... Meh, it wasn't as impressive with the first time with Rolf." Said Eddy with a bored expression.

"Penny... How are you doing that?" Asked Ruby as all three of Penny's heads snapped over to Ruby as a moment of silence occurred.

"... I don't know." Said Penny as she slowly backed away and closed the curtains. As RWBY and the Ed's continued to sit on the pile, Yang picked herself up.

"Ya know... maybe we should move onto the next skit before this becomes too chaotic..." Suggested Yang as Eddy picked himself up as well.

"Yeah, I'm kinda siding with Yang here." Said Eddy as he pointed his thumb at Yang.

But that's when suddenly, Cinder dashed in as she was hovering above the ground with cupid wings as she started to yell at Eddy.

"You did this! You broke everything! Now my evil plan can never be completed!" Yelled Cinder into Eddy's ear as Eddy angrily looked back.

"SHUT YOUR MOUTH, CINDER! Or better yet... get RID of it!" Said Eddy as he grabbed Cinder's mouth and ripped it off as his held it in front of him like a smile.

"Oh man... I wish I could do with with all women." Said Eddy smiling before the mouth suddenly bit down on Eddy's face as he tried to pull the mouth off of him.

"Weiss! Yang! Double D! Get it off!" Yelled Eddy as he tried to pull the mouth off of himself as RWBY stood there and smiled.

"Hehe... What was that about doing that to all women?" Asked Blake with a smirk as Eddy continued to try and rip the mouth off of him.

"Cut to the next scene! Cut to the next scene!" Yelled Eddy as he tried to pull the mouth off of him.

RWBY Drom:

"And what your saying is... this guy called "Superman" can fly around the Earth so fast that he can reverse time?" Asked Weiss as RWBY and the Ed's were sitting around.

"Even we can go through time!" Said Eddy.

"Oh yeah, Eddy! Like that time I went back in time to when we were babies and I almost ate you!" Said Ed as Eddy groaned in annoyance.

"Ugh, don't remind me, Fleabrain." Said Eddy as Double D cleared his throat.

"Well... Either way, turning the Earth in the opposite direction to go back in time (or in this case Remnant) is absolutely ludicrous. Beside's if it can be done, nobodies fast enough to do it." Said Double D as suddenly Ruby jumps off the couch and dashes forward.

"Oh yeah!? My Semblence isn't called "Speed" for nothin'!" Said Ruby with a smile.

"Actually, you just change your molecular form into rose peddles then reform back into your original form." Said Weiss.

"Weiss! Your ruining it!" Yelled Ruby as she looked back at Weiss.

"Hmm... a CHALLENGE, huh?" Asked Eddy as he stood up with his evil smile.

"Care to place a wager on that, rose peddle?" Asked Eddy with a smirk as Ruby placed her fists on her hips and smiled.

"Haha! Alright! How about all of RWBY's lunch money for a month!" Said Ruby as all of RWBY looked over at her.

"Wait, what?" Asked Weiss.

"Sold!" Said Eddy with a smile as Ruby smiled and turned around. As she then dashed out the window.

Running faster then she ever has before. As she kept dashing forward faster and faster, she then dashed through the window of RWBY's dorm as she landed on her feet and laughed.

"Hahaha! Look's like I win!" Said Ruby as she then looked back at where her friends were. Only for her eyes to widen in shock. Ed, Eddy, Double D, Yang, and Weiss were all around their nineties as Ruby looked on in fear.

"Well hello Ruby. Do you want to play a game of cribbage with all of us?" Asked Double D as he held up a cribbage board.

"Cribbage gives me gas..." Said old Ed as Ruby screamed in fear as she looked at her old friends.

"Quiet missy! Your going to scare my pretties away..." Said old Blake who was dressed like a crazy cat lady as she was covered in cats.

"Calm down, missy! Do ya want some prunes?" Asked old Eddy as he pulled out a jar filled with prunes.

"What the-!? This can't be happening!" Yelled Ruby as Ed walked forward with his walker. Farting each step he took. Before stopping and wrapping his arm around Ruby.

"... Loss of control is the first thing to go, Ruby." Said Ed as Ruby stepped back.

"This... this can't be happening! You guys look like grandma's and grandpa's!" Said Ruby as Yang laughed and leaped forward.

"Did someone say grandma?" Asked old Yang as she started to shake her hands, before a loud popping sound could be heard as she immediately stopped and rubbed her back.

"Oh... I shouldn't have done that." Said old Yang.

"Yang, hush! I'm trying to knit a sweater!" Said old Weiss as she continued to knit.

"Sorry, Weiss." Said Yang.

"What?" Asked Yang.

"Sorry!" Said Yang.

"What? What was that?" Asked Weiss.

"SORRY!" Yelled Yang.

"... What? Ya gotta speak up, dear." Said Weiss as she brought an old styled hearing enhancer to her ear.

"What?" Asked Weiss.

"I SAID... SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" Yelled old Yang straight into the megaphone as she panted, and Weiss remained unaffected.

"... What?" Asked Weiss as Ruby then screamed in fear.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! DON'T WORRY!" Yelled Ruby as she turned around and dashed out the window again. "I CAN FIX THIS! I CAN FIX THIS!"

After Ruby left, the Ed's and the three remaining members of Ruby looked at each other and started laughing histaricly. As they pulled off the old person clothes and got rid of the make up. Looking like their young selves again as they continued laughing.

"Alright guys, next is the pre-school costumes!" Said Eddy as the rest of the group laughed.

A/N: Hope you enjoyed.