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Garystuheart:

Garystuheart was in the TV room, leaning back in his personalized recliner that always had the right amount of coziness. It had a magic coffee table in front that summoned his favorite food at command and cup holders on the arms that did the same with beverages. He had the calico fur on his head combed and greased back. He was being fanned with beautiful leaves by Muffinbelly and an Oreo colored cat named Licoricetail. He was watching a full series stream of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and, because he was so cool, he wasn't judged for being a brony. Garystuheart commanded the table to make him some Dorito pie and the cup holders to pour some Mountain Dew.

He sighed. Being such a hottie was tough work. So, he napped for a few seconds and then he wasn't tired anymore. But, these she-cats did not make him feel right. Garystuheart needed his real love. He paused his MLP stream, right in the middle of one of Rarity's sentences, and dashed to the bedroom, even though he wasn't tired.

Garystuheart had his own half of the huge room. There was a cozy blue bed with a bunch of cozy necessities. He pulled a shoebox out from the large under section of the bed. Inside was his true love: his #MLG airhorn.

This horn was a major part of Garystuheart's swagulous life. They had a bond stronger than all of the perfect ships. This pair was with each other in the darkest and lightest of times. They even raised some kits via airhorn and kit adoption services. The kits (and airhorns) were named #Cool airhorn, #UndertaleJams airhorn, #Sweg airhorn, Airkit, MLGkit, Loudkit, Bananakit, Lightningkit, Soundkit, Elsakit, Sodakit, TwilightSparklekit, Oldkit, Hoverboardkit, Starkit, Googlekit, Lavakit, Applekit, Bouncekit, Screamkit, Brownkit, Goldkit, Doritokit, Mountainkit, Dewkit, Fountainkit, Businesskit, Nerdykit, Geekykit, Nebulakit, Goatkit, Cheesekit, Harmonicakit, Hashtagkit, Swagkit, and Harry. Harry was the favorite in the family.

Then, Garystuheart suddenly knew there were important matters to undergo. His kits needed to fight. He raced with his airhorn waifu to the entrance of the instant-cleaning dirtplace, where Marysuepelt was washing her paws with cleansing water that killed more germs than your average hand sanitizer.

"Marysuepelt!" Garystuheart cried "Meet me at the smoothie bar in 3.14159265359 seconds!"

Garystuheart and Marysuepelt raced to the smoothie bar in 3.14159265358 seconds! The latter broke into a cold sweat.

"Oh no! Garystuheart, we're 0.00000000001 seconds early!" She exclaimed.

"Better try again!" Garystuheart winked. Then, they raced over and over again until the made in exactly in time. They would have been drenching in sweat, but they were too swag for perspiration. Marysuepelt snapped her claws and teleported everyone else there in 3.14159265359 seconds! But, then Marysuepelt realized they were 0.00000000001 seconds late. So, they were reteleported several, several times until they were on time.

Garystuheart summoned a podium to start the ceremony and he waved a magic warrior wand. "I now pronounce you warriors, my kits, because you be swag."

His kits lined up in ABC order and waited for their adoptive dad to touch them with his magic warrior wand. Up first was Airkit. He waved his wand and tapped Airkit on his cool head. "I dub thee Airhorn," he declared. Next was Applekit, who received the name Applepie. Bananakit was named Bananacream, Bouncekit was named Bouncemaster, Brownkit was named Brownsugar, Businesskit was named Businesscase, Cheesekit was named Cheesenacho, Dewkit was named Dewmountain, Doritokit was named Doritocheeto, Elsakit was named Elsafur, Fountainkit was named Fountainwater, Geekykit was named Geekygalaxy, Goatkit was named Goatmom, Goldkit was named Goldglitter, Googlekit was named GooglePlus, Harmonicakit was named Harmonicasong, Harry was named Harry Potter, Hashtagkit was named Hashtagswag, Hoverboardkit was named Hoverboard360, Lavakit was named Lavaflow, Lightningkit was named Lightningstorm, Loudkit was named Loudhorn, MLGkit was named MLG-Pro, Mountainkit was named Mountaindew, Nebulakit was named Nebulacandy, Nerdykit was named Nerdynebula, Oldkit was named Olddude, Screamkit was named Screamface, Sodakit was named Sodasizzle, Soundkit was named Soundloud (not to be confused with Soundcloud), Starkit was named Starswirl, Swagkit was named Swagswagger, and TwilightSparklekit was named TwilightSparkleisswag.