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ClearlyACrazyDragon: *Garystuheart does the moonwalk up to you and hands you a pair of MLG-Pro sunglasses and an airhorn.* Welcome to da Swag Club!

Enjoy da story o' randomness!

Normalstar despised Marysuepelt and Garystuheart. She liked things the old-fashioned way. She normally arranged normal hunt patrols and normally ate a normal mouse. As she normally stood up from eating, Marysuepelt and Garystuheart drove into the camp in their swag limo. She normally hissed as they covered her in dirt, doing epic wheelies and donuts in their limo. "Stop that immediately!" Normalstar called normally. "NEVAH!" Garystuheart yelled epically. Marysuepelt used her telekinesis to throw a pie at Normalstar's face.

Normalstar normally frowned as she normally swiped the pie cream from her normal face. Then, she normally went to the normal dirtplace to do her normal business and to normally wince at the sight of the two cats having so much fun. From her spot, she normally commanded her Clan to normally attack. However, most of the cats did not have that epic of jumping skills to reach the limo and those who could make it bounced right off the shiny automobile. As her the warriors and apprentices normally writhed in pain on the normal ground, Normalstar normally sweared vengeance.

"Yeah, good luck with that!" Marysuepelt called back, making the :P face. Garystuheart and his kits made the same face from the other window. Normalstar began normally cringing as she normally continued to normally take a normal dump in normal misery. When Garystuheart and Marysuepelt stopped doing rad tricks, Normalstar normally snuck into the limo and normally stole the #MLG airhorn from under Garystuheart's bed. She normally snuck out undetected and normally threw the #MLG airhorn into the bottom of the normal lake and normally blew it up.

Garystuheart heard a loud BOOM and ran to the lake in 0.00000001 seconds, investigating the scene. He stared in horror at the melted and blown-up #MLG airhorn as it made its last, final squeak. "Nooooooooooooooooooo!" Garystuheart cried out, Luke Skywalker-style. Garystuheart was heartbroken for a few seconds, but then used his magic eye beams to revive it.

Normalstar normally chuckled in her normal den until she heard the blaring squeal of the horn. Garystuheart was hugging his waifu and, therefore, pressing the clicker. Normalstar's normal green eyes normally stretched wide open and her normal white ears normally shrunk down. The sound was even heard by StarClan and the Dark Forest, but they were unaffected because—you know—, they're dead. Garystuheart, being as awesome as he is, was immune to the shrieking sound coming out of his waifu, however, he finally stopped hugging the #MLG airhorn and everyone in the world sighed in relief. He used his magical powers to create a Fort Knox-like place to keep his waifu safe. He made 1,000,000,000,000,000 buff toms out of thin-air to guard his precious airhorn from Normalstar.

"Mark my words, Normalstar! If you ever harm my waifu again, I will destroy you." Garystuheart hissed, an Egon Spengler outfit appearing on him. "Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light," he said with his smarty-pants glasses on. Normalstar normally ran away, wailing like a normal kit. Garystuheart then flew away epically with the wings he had just sprouted from his back. His cool MLG-Pro sunglasses flipped onto his face and the world was right.

That pesky Normalstar... Tsk tsk...