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Marysuepelt was on her iPad in her room. She checked her news app to find that Normalstar had lost her first life. The gold she-cat got worried. Did this mean they could only do eight more killer stunts with Normalstar?
She bolted to the park where Garystuheart was tossing a Dorito into the Mountain Dew fountain. The chip disintegrated in the lemon-lime soda and the tosser was rewarded with several bottles of Mountain Dew. "My soda wish came true!" He cried, opening a bottle of Voltage. Suddenly, he saw Marysuepelt with her iPad.
"Garystuheart!" She cried "Did you hear the news? We can only kill Normalstar eight more times!"
When Garystuheart heard this, he immediately did a spit take. He re-absorbed the blue soda because you should NEVER waste even a sip of Mountain Dew. "So you mean that Normalstar isn't swag enough to have infinite lives like us? She only has nine lives?!" Marysuepelt nodded to confirm this. "Then what are we going to do when she's dead for real?" The two cats thought to the future to find out their future selves' plan.
Future Marysuepelt and Future Garystuheart were in the lounge, lying around. They were extremely bored due to the loss of Normalstar. It was very hot, muggy, and miserable outside. Future Garystuheart sighed. "If only we could make another Normalstar to torture…" That was when a shiny blue lightbulb lit above Future Marysuepelt's head, literally.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" She asked her fellow swag master. "Derpy piñatas?!" Future Garystuheart piped in. Marysuepelt chuckled. "NO!" She growled, sounding much like Patchy the Pirate. "We have a laboratory! Come on, let's build us a Normalstar!"
Future Bluetooth prepared the experiment chamber for use. In a few seconds, Future Garystuheart rushed in and out of the supply closet with sugar cane, cinnamon, Lucky Charms, and a black fluid. "Sugar, spice, everything nice, and Chemical X right?" He asked. "NO!" Future Marysuepelt growled again, still sounding like Patchy the Pirate and disappointing Future Garystuheart. "That's how you make Powerpuff Girls! The recipe for a female normal leader is in this book!" She pointed to a large maroon journal.
Once at the right page, Future Marysuepelt read the ingredients out loud. "A clawful of cat's fur!" Future Garystuheart clawed off a little bit of Future Bluetooth's fur, which did not take long to grow back, and shook it into the massive container. "Female Cow Juice." She continued as her partner poured in some milk. "Nine blades of grass from StarClan!" Future Marysuepelt decided to get this herself. She went through a portal to StarClan.
In StarClan, Firestar was eating grass like a cow. He mooed as he approached a cluster of nine blades. However, Future Marysuepelt stole the cluster first and put it in the chamber. Firestar was eternally scarred. After inserting the blades, they prepared to bring in the final ingredient: pure normality. The container of normality looked like a bottle of ordinary Deer Park spring water. Future Marysuepelt poured in the Deer Park— I mean — pure normality. The mixture bubbled and—
Nothing happened. "YOU GAVE US A FAULTY RECIPE YOU— CLOD!" Future Garystuheart whipped Future Bluetooth with the journal. The swag master's rage did not last long, as laziness took over. He leaned on something and accidentally broke it open. It was a container of black liquid labeled "Chemical X" and it spilled right into the Chemical forged all of the ingredients together and they created a white cat. The little brain meter TV-thingy began its rhythmic beeping. "We have a living, breathing Normalstar!" Future Garystuheart gasped.
He turned to his partner. "Marysuepelt! What does the scouter say about her normality level?!" Future Garystuheart barked. Future Marysuepelt removed her scouter eyepiece. "It's OVER 9000!" She howled as she shattered the eyepiece in her paw. "Perfect!" Her partner cried as he went over to the buttons. Future Garystuheart scavenged through the unnecessary buttons until he found the button he needed.
It was a perfectly round, neon orange button with the word "boop" on it. Future Garystuheart booped the Boop button. "Boop!" He declared. The new Normalstar was released into the camp, right before the serious deputy, Seriousfoot, could seriously start his serious journey to the normal Moonpool.
Present Marysuepelt turned to Garystuheart. "We are geniuses!" She cried. "Yes, we are!" Garystuheart winked, shortly before taking a swift sip of Mountain Dew.