DISCLAIMER: Sorry for not updating in like, what, two years? Motivation knows not me. ANYWHO- here's a year old and dead-meme ridden chapter that'll be SURE to tickle your fancy! That is, if you like dead memes.

- (I forgot how to do horizontal lines, forgive me)

Bouncemaster bolted to the library with great news for his father. "You're a granddad, dad!" He exclaimed as Garystuheart dropped his pipe.

"Fabuheart had kits?!" Garystuheart gasped as his son nodded.

Bouncemaster led everyone into the nursery to see Fabuheart's new kits. The new mother waved her offspring forward for introduction. Bouncemaster rattled off their names. "Here's Katanakit, Animekit, Paperkit, Shakekit, Coffeekit, Sandwichkit, Comickit, Undynekit, Pumpkinkit, Cellkit, Dragonkit, Vinekit, Voicekit, Ashkit, Gangsterkit, Hipsterkit, Dancingkit, Onionkit, Piratekit, Bookkit, Ravenkit, Hermione, Bill, and Steven!"

Marysuepelt stepped forward and declared "I now bless you with randomness!" The kits were blessed with randomness and began their own adventures.

Goatmom was finally alone in her room. She was wearing a Toriel-inspired dress and starting to boot up Undertale on her Steam account. The white she-cat felt a sense of enjoyment when she played Undertale without someone breathing down her back. Goatmom thought she was alone until she felt the little taps of kit paws. She turned sharply to see a white kit and a ginger kit, Comickit and Undynekit. The Undertale-obsessed cat was about to throw the pesky kits out of her room until she realized… Comickit was dressed as Sans and Undynekit was dressed as Undyne. She immediately picked up the teeny cosplayers and snuggled them close.

Shakekit was on the newly added drama stage, holding a miniature Twoleg skull very passionately. Then, Sandwichkit stepped in.

"Do you mind?" Shakekit growled "I'm reenacting a scene from Shakespeare's Hamlet!"

"Oh, Hamlet!" Sandwichkit perked up. "Is that the one where they eat ham and cheese?" He asked, as he began to munch a ham and cheese sandwich on a hamburger roll. Shakekit slapped the sandwich out of his brother's paws. However, Sandwichkit proceeded to eat it off the ground. His brother facepawed, then continued.

Hipsterkit sat in Starbucks, casually drinking a Pumpkin Spice latte. After he finished, he teleported into the game Animal Jam, went to Captain Melville's Juice Hut and ordered a wheatgrass shot. After getting his shot, he teleported back to the limo, only to find Normalstar at the window.

"Hey, kid! Wanna join the normal side?!" She normally asked, normally wiggling the normal eyebrows she didn't have.

He lounged back in his very roomy Steve Jobs sweater.

"Nah… Too mainstream…" he purred, taking a sip of his wheatgrass juice.

"Are you sure?!" Normalstar normally begged. "I have mice!" She held up a huge and normal leaf of normal mice.

"Still too mainstream… White chocolate macadamia nut cookies are what I'm after." Hipsterkit sighed as he got on his phone to check his Google+, as Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram were too mainstream for him. Normalstar normally burned in normal anger, as she did not have the white chocolate macadamia nut cookies to normally coax the kit. Hipsterkit closed the window as he finished his shot and headed to Starbucks for another latte.

"The usual, brother?" Coffeekit, who now worked at Starbucks, asked as he readied an artisan coffee cup.

The small-sized Animekit was clinging to the legs of his larger ginger brother, Dragonkit. His black pelt was standing slightly on end.

"Dragonkit, play Sailor Mew Monopoly with me!" Animekit whimpered.

Dragonkit tried to trudge away, but could not get his brother's grip released. "Two things. One, I'm busy. And two, Sailor Mew is for girls."

"It's not! It's unisex programming!" Animekit whined. "Also, you don't look busy!"

The ginger kit began to sweat. He had said he was busy to get his brother off of his tail, but the guise had been seen through. "Uh… I am busy… watching anime with you!"

Dragonkit spoke to the Fire TV in the TV Room. "Oh, Magic TV! Put on some Sailor Mew!"

The TV immediately put on Animekit's favorite anime. The small kit leaped onto the plushy sofa and his brother joined him.

That was when two of Animekit and Dragonkit's siblings popped up and demanded control of the TV. The golden dapper kit, Bill, wanted to watch Gravity Falls. The hazel kit wearing a red star shirt, Steven, wanted to watch Steven Universe.

Sailor Mew paused and Animekit began to grip the top of the sofa with his claws. At that moment, Bill and Steven realized‒ they messed up.

The little black kit let out an echoing yowl. His black pelt turned gold and a matching aura surrounded him.

"You'd better apologize to Animekit. He's become the legendary Super Kitten!" Dragonkit exclaimed.

Bill and Steven began whimpering for their lives. "We're sorry, Animekit! We'll do what you want!"

"Then watch Sailor Mew with me." Animekit declared.

The two cats were forced into the bondage of watching the anime as the Super Kitten Animekit looked upon his favorite magical she-cats with glee.

The exuberant gray she-cat, Ashkit, wore a backwards red and white baseball cap and a blue jacket. In her paw she held a shiny Pokeball. She was doing epic trainer poses in the mirror of her room (The kits all have rooms now, you got a problem with that?) when her brother, Katanakit, walked in.

Ashkit, thinking Katanakit was a Pokemon, tossed her Pokeball at her brother's head. "Gotta catch 'em all!" she mewled.

When she realized what she threw her ball at was not a Pokemon, it was too late. Katanakit was upset that the object had slammed into his face. The cap and saddle tom grumbled. "Don't throw that at me again or I will slice it in half with my katanas." He motioned to twin samurai swords fastened to the black patch on his back.

Ashkit began to sweat. "Okay, Katanakit. I'll be more careful!" She proceeded to pick up a smartphone and play Pokemon Go while singing the "I Play Pokemon Go Everyday" song.

Cellkit was wearing a black turtleneck sweater and performing in a box-like room with several flashing colors on the walls. He was singing Drake's "Hotline Bling", but with his own personal edits to the lyrics.

"You used to call me on my cell phone. Now, you call me on my home phone." The hazel kit sang.

As Cellkit sang his song, he mimicked Drake's movements from the musical video, but in a quadrupedal way. He kicked out his front and back paws to correspond with the dance until the soundtrack ended.

From inside the recording booth, Voicekit pushed a maroon button. The flashing colors in the box faded into white.

"Great work, Cellkit!" Voicekit gave a thumbs up. "That was a lovely impersonation of Drake!"

Cellkit bowed. "Why thank you! I couldn't have done it without my dance teacher, Dancekit!"

Voicekit looked behind her. There was a white kit, Dancekit, mimicking the "SpiderMan Dances to Everything" gif while the Annoying Dog Theme from Undertale played.

"Wow, it really does work with everything!" Both kits agreed.

Piratekit was hanging out with his new friend, Robbiewhisker, in the Virtual Reality room, which simulated the world of the television program, LazyTown.

The two had been singing memorable songs from the show. They were finishing singing the song "You are a Pirate".

"You are a pirate!" The cats sang.

After their song, Robbiewhisker had another suggestion for a song. "Let's sing 'We are Number One' next!"

The two cats agreed. Suddenly, a cream tom with a blue sports jacket and a matching beanie burst in between them and immediately ran away.

"Curse that Sportacusfur!" Robbiewhisker yowled.

Hermione and Bookkit sat in the library.

"So…" Hermione tried to make conversation.

"Yeah…" Bookkit seemed to be in an awkward situation as well.

They began staring at each other, looking for the perfect moment to be random.

"Let's write Humor genre fanfiction!" Paperkit popped up from behind them. She was wearing an origami hat made out of a newspaper from the library's dispenser (which was rarely used due to the impact of smart devices in the Warriors world).

"Yes!" The three she-cats meowed, immediately pulling out laptops to write fanfiction.

"Well, we have a very interesting little litter of kits." Fabuheart told her husbando as Shakekit finished his Hamlet performance with a bow.

"And I'm glad to be their father." Bouncemaster replied.

"Oh, you…" the fabu she-cat flirted. The two lovers began licking each other passionately.

Their romance was cut short when Garystuheart got an idea. "We need to make them full warriors! To the juice hut!"

Garystuheart magically clicked his claws, giving everyone in the limo a mental message to come to the juice hut for the ceremony.

They all arrived in 12.34567890 seconds. Bouncemaster inhaled the air. "Ah! Reminds me of my warrior ceremony…"

Garystuheart stood at the podium with Marysuepelt and Bouncemaster and his waifu flanked each side of it.

"We're so proud of you, little kits!" Fabuheart gushed.

"Okay kits! Gather into groups of four based on the list on the clipboard over there!" Marysuepelt explained as she pointed to a clipboard hanging from a pole.

The kits were obedient. They divided into six groups.

The first group, composed of Animekit, Ashkit, Bill, and Bookkit went up. Garystuheart waved his warrior wand. "I pronounce you Animeheart, Ashketchum, Bill Cipher, and Bookworm."

Group two contained Cellkit, Coffeekit, Comickit, and Dancingkit, who were named Cellphone Coffeemate, Comicsans, and Dancingdog. Dragonkit, Gangsterkit, Hermione, and Hipsterkit became Dragonball, Gangsterrap, Hermione Granger, and Hipstersweater. Katanablade, Onionsan, Papercraft, and Pirateeye came from the fourth group. Sandwichkit and Shakekit didn't want to grouped with each other after the incident on the drama stage, but they willingly became Sandwichbread and Shakespeare. The other two kits in the group were Pumpkinkit and Ravenkit, who became Pumpkinspice and Ravenfeather. The final group, made up of Steven, Undynekit, Vinekit, and Voicekit, walked up to their grandfather's podium. They became Steven Universe, Undynefish, Vineswing, and Voicebox.

They were about to be dismissed when the Doctor Who cats padded up.

"What about us?" Tardispaw asked. "We've been the same rank for the entire story so far!"

Marysuepelt whispered in Garystuheart's ear. "You mean to tell me that we forgot about the Doctor Who crew for five whole chapters?"

Garystuheart whispered back. "I guess that would be the case. We have to warrior-ize them."

The calico tom pounded a gavel for order. "The ceremony is not over yet! We have fourteen more cats to make warriors!"

Bluetooth was the only one who groaned at the large number. He wanted to get to the snacks.

"First, we shall name our two apprentices. Rosepaw, Tardispaw, do you yada yada yada warrior code yada yada upholding yada yada contract yada yada- you get the gist!"

"We do Garystuheart-sama." the apprentices said in unison.

Garystuheart blushed at being given the highest honorific. "Okay, I pronounce you two Rosequartz and Tardistech."

Rosequartz and Tardistech paw-bumped each other as their twelve younger brothers padded up.

"Okay, little kitties. Since I can't think of any good suffixes for you names, I will give you unique new names."

The Doctor kits cheered. They enjoyed being special.

"Okay, first is 1stDoctorkit. I shall name you William Hartnell."

William led 2ndDoctorkit up, who was named Patrick Troughton. After Patrick came 3rdDoctorkit, who became Jon Pertwee. Then, 4thDoctorkit was named Tom Baker.

Several Doctor cats later, they were all named after the actors who played their corresponding Doctors and Bluetooth made it to the snack bar.