Itachi''s Hyperness
Hey, Remember me? Mystical Lily! The one who made chapter 2. So this chapter relates to the 1st Chapter, you know, the one that Pein game Itachi the Limited Edition Super Deluxe Dango. If you didn't read chapter 1...you got to read it to understand. Ok! On to the chapter!
*Next day* "MEETING, SCUMS!" Pein yelled. *Punches Tobi* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Tobi yelled in pain (hehe, pain...pein. Lol). "THAT THE ALARM, danna, un!" Deidara said. "K-k-kisame, why are you here, un?" Deidara asked Kisame. "Well...Itachi's hyper, and throwing kunais and shurikens around the place. So it was too dangerous to sleep in our room, and I asked Leader about it." Kisame replied. "I'll ask you later Kisame." Deidara said. *Later* Ok men, and women, you know what happen yesterday?" Pein asked, "except for Kisame.". "ITACHI IS ON DRUGS!" Tobi yelled. "Um…..no...maybe dangos are his drugs…" Pein said with confusion.
Kisame stood up. "Dangos are actually his drugs." Kisame stated. "O-oh.." Pein relized. Kisame sat back down at his chair. "A-a-anyways….Itachi is um..'Super Hyper'." Pein said. "What do you mean 'Super Hyper'?" Kakuzu asked. "I mean he's super ultra crazy." Pein replied. Kakuzu said "I see…". Kisame sniffed, and his face turned to disgust. "What's that smell!?" Kisame yelled in disgust. "I think that's the smell coming from Itachi's room…" Konan said. "You're right Konan-Chan." Tobi said. "HIDAN!" Pein yelled for Hidan to get his attention. "What is it, ******* leader?" Hidan said. "I'd like you to go inside Itachi's room. Since he's throwing kunais and shurikens everywhere, and you're immortal, you should go up there." Pein said. "Oh yippee.." Hidan said sarcastically as he went upstairs.
He opens the door and a kunai started to come at his direction. *I'm too lazy to write this but image Hidan enjoying the pain(lol) of the kunai at his stomach* *Timeskip* "Ok...guys, I think you should take a shower now…" Pein ordered. When Sasori came upstairs he was shocked. "Um...Hidan?" Sasori asked Hidan. Hidan blinked. "Oh! Yeah! I'm suppose to know what that smell is!" Then he realizes that Itachi has his Sharingan on, then he saw his Sharingan transform into Mangekyou Sharingan. Hidan quickly looked away. Sasori peeked inside the room, and looked at Itachi. Sasori won't be affected because he's a puppet, and puppets can't sleep, drink, and eat, also breathe but he's alive still 'cuz he has a heart, I don't think he has a brain or something, but let's say he has a brain.
Sasori started to use chakra strings to control him to smash into the wall and ceiling until he passes out. Luckily he passes out. Konan was the first one to go shower, and sadly the men were jealous of her sneaky tactics to shower early. After that they went to bed. *Time skip to the 3rd week* Itachi woke up, stretched, and yawned. And was so confused of what happened. He just heard giggling outside his room, Kisame was still sleeping.
The End of Chapter 2
Yeah, sorry this story came out short but I was a bit lazy. I hope you enjoyed it...um..yeah. I think the 3rd chapter will be funny but I guess bye, see you later!