The Ad: Chakra Bar

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?Chakra, Chakra, Get your own Chakra bar!? Come on out to get your own Chakra bar! At your own local convenience store!

Let's say Kunai-Mart! Target! And many more!

Get the Limited Edition Kyuubi Chakra Bar!

Only 25,000 ryo! Get it now! Dattebayo!

?Come on, come on!?

?Get your Chakra Bar? ?Chakra….? ?Bar….!?

Get it now! Dattebayo!

Tobi gasped. "Leader-Sama! Konan-Chan!" Tobi yelled. "What!?" Pein and Konan responded at the same time. "Let's go to the store!" Toby yelled. Konan responded, "Well..I've been planning to go to the mall too.". "I know! Let's get everybody to go to the mall too!" Tobi said. "No, Tobi!" Pein yelled. "Aw..why are you mean Leader-sama?" Tobi said. Konan and Tobi did the puppy-eyes. They know that Pein could not resist saying 'no' to puppy-eyes.

"F-fine! Yes! EVERYBODY GET DRESSED, WE'RE GOING SHOPPING!" Pein ordered. *Time skip* "Wow, this is what the mall looks like..!" Tobi said in excitement. "Yes Tobi, this is Shuriken Palace, one of the greatest malls in Konoha.." Konan said. "******* Tobi is the one who ******* started it, just because of that stupid ******* ad." Hidan said sounding and looking very annoyed. "Don't worry Tobi, you're a good boy." Konan said. "Ok guys, let's split up. Kakuzu you go with Hidan. Itachi..you go with Kisame, Sasori with Deidara, I go with Konan, Zetsu just goes alone. For Tobi...you go with me and Konan too." Pein said, "Got it everybody?". "Yes, sir." The men replied. "Scatter!" Pein ordered. "Also before you leave, gather here when you're done, after 20 minutes, we're leaving you behind! Got it?" Pein asked. "Hai." responded the men. So they scattered.

"Oi, Kakuzu, let's ******* go to the ******* arcade!" yelled Hidan. "We need yen and ryo to play some games at the arcade! So, we're going to the ATM first!" yelled Kakuzu. "Fine, fine whatever you ******* say you ******* old person." Hidan said.*To Deidara and Sasori* Sasori said, "I've been wanting to get more shampoo..". "Ok, danna, un. Wait, isn't that Itachi and Kisame there?" Deidara said as he spotted the Uchiha and the Hoshigaki members at the shampoo store. So the red and blonde heads went to the shampoo store but as soon they were close to the store, Itachi and Kisame headed towards the dango shop. "Huh, well...I agree with you too, danna, un." *To Itachi and Kisame* "I like these dangos Kisame, these taste real good." Itachi said. Then Kisame had a flashback in chapter 2.*Flashback* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kisame stood up. "Dangos are actually his drugs." Kisame stated. "O-oh.." Pein relized. Kisame sat back down at his chair. "A-a-anyways….Itachi is um..'Super Hyper'." Pein said. "What do you mean 'Super Hyper'?" Kakuzu asked. "I mean he's super ultra crazy." Pein replied. Kakuzu said "I see…". Kisame sniffed, and his face turned to disgust. "What's that smell!?" Kisame yelled in disgust. "I think that's the smell coming from Itachi's room…" Konan said. "You're right Konan-Chan." Tobi said. "HIDAN!" Pein yelled for Hidan to get his attention. "What is it, ******* leader?" Hidan said. "I'd like you to go inside Itachi's room. Since he's throwing kunais and shurikens everywhere, and you're immortal, you should go up there." Pein said. "Oh yippee.." Hidan said sarcastically as he went upstairs. *Flashback over* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Um...yeah…" Kisame chuckled nervously, causing to have sweat bullets.

*To Tobi* "Yay! Chakra Bars!" Tobi yelled excitedly as he went inside the Chakra Bar store. Pein was tired so he sat down on a bench nearby the store while watching Tobi. Pein suddenly saw a TV that showed a Chakra Bar ad. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Need more Chakra? Well we got the solution RIGHT HERE! "What IS that" you ask? Of course, IT'S a Chakra Bar! If you eat it, it'll give you chakra in your chakra points! BELIEVE IT, it's going to work! You can now get it anywhere, anytime, dattebayo! Only for 30,00 yen, dattebayo!

Cheap ,eh!?

GET IT NOW, Dattebayo!

? Get it, get it. Get your own Chakra Bar now!?

Pein was a bit interested in the Chakra Bar ads, so he kept watching the TV until another Chakra Bar ad came up. "These products must be popular now are they, huh?" Pein said in his head. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*Insert calm music*

Yeah, yeah

Ayo, Watcher, it's time.

It's time, Watcher (aight, Watcher, begin).

Straight out the Evil dungeons of rap.

The Cat drops deep as does my Church.

I never Lost, 'cause to Lost is the Friend of lurch.

Beyond the walls of Wolves, life is defined.

I think of Energy when I'm in a Mall state of mind.

Hope the lurch got some scientific research.

My research don't like no dirty search.

Run up to the perch and get the birch.

In a Mall state of mind.

What more could you ask for? The Excited Cat?

You complain about Less Energy.

I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the caveat.

I'm rappin' to the Ant,

And I'm gonna move your aunt.

Beautiful, Filthy, Depressed, like a Dango

Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a tango.

I can't take the Less Energy, can't take the Chocolate.

I woulda tried to Lose I guess I got no auklet.

I'm rappin' to the aunt,

And I'm gonna move your Ant.

Yea, yaz, in a Mall state of mind.

When I was young my Friend had a mat.

I waz kicked out without no at.

I never thought I'd see that hat.

Ain't a soul alive that could take my Friend's bat.

An Eager Baby is quite the nabi.

Thinking of Energy. Yaz, thinking of Energy (Energy)

"Well that was strange…" Pein said. Tobi came back with 5 bags each with a box of dozens of Chakra Bars in them! Pein was doing the math inside his head, "5 x 12 is 60...but each cost… 30,000 yen…. 12 x 30,000 is…. 360000!" Pein mumbled in shock. "Kakuzu is going to rage so badly…." Pein said as he was worrying. "¥360,000!" Tobi yelled happily to Pein. *To Konan* "This is a nice shade of lip gloss, but this is a nice shade of lip gloss to… wait, there's eyeshadow. I can just buy that instead. No, no, no. That won't work," Konan mumbled to her said with confusion and frustration, "If the guys were here, that'll help…." *To Sasori and Deidara* Sasori said to Deidara, "Hey, let's go to the make-up store, so you can fix your face." So..Sasori was joking around. "Hah! You wish! That's was good…" Deidara responded while laughing. Surprisingly they went inside the make-up store, and saw Konan struggling to figure out what to buy. Konan stared at the guys. Both of the guys froze. "Ah….guys..which should I buy? The lip gloss, lipstick, or eyeshadow?" Konan asked with a creepy face. Sasori and Deidara were so scared, they ran away screaming like babies. "Oh well." *Time skip back at the Akatsuki base* "That was a great day everybody, you guys should rest.." Pein ordered.

End of Chapter 3

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hopefully you wonderful viewers enjoyed the story, it's a long chapter, I know. It took me at least 3 or 2 days to type this story out…..so...see you guys later. Bye!