Chapter 2

Kakashi POV

If one thing I hope to never experienced again is defiantly pissed off a Nara….you have no idea what just have no idea what a lazy Shikamaru can do in the span of 15 minutes like having me tied in a river full of god of nowhere piranhas, having me being chased by a pack full of hungry bears and angry bees by pouring honey on my whole body to having me being harassed by old fat old grandma who wished to be my bride and gay guys who wanted to have a of my ass which creped me out ( I still don't know how he accomplish this, but I defiantly don't want to know!)

Anyway somehow I managed to avoid Shikamaru and the Hyuuga for now…come to think of it, I am lucky enough to managed survive against both Hyuuga Neiji and Hiashi. Somehow after I return to Konoha and they caught their sight on me, they then started to attacked me with their Jyuken, and when they attacked me they or rather Hiashi-san said they will make me pay for pitting them on the innocent Uchiha when I am the main preperator, and after I managing to escape from them I accidently (which I cursed my bad luck) come face to face with Shikamaru who then immediately dragged me with his shadow and then decided to tortured me. Anyhow…for now I decided to avoiding both heirs of prominent clans and the leader of one the said clan and wait for them to cool down though I have some doubt they will anytime soon not to mention I need to do something about Sakura's stalker too, its hard to be me *sigh*

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Shikamaru POV

'Maybe I shouldn't have come to Naruto's apartment after all 'As I thinking of it I gazed at our situation before me. In front of me Sakura hitting Naruto's head as she lectured her about messing with seals with Naruto whining with her apologize as seems like the punch on the head hurt her, Hinata hides behind Sasuke whom having his left eyes twitched in irritation and his remaining hand balled into a fist and shaking as seems like he holding himself back for hitting Naruto as well and Kakashi gapping as he set his gaze toward the person who standing in front of him while the said person holding a kunai and ready to strike at us whom I am sure all of us recognize as Namikaze Minato, the famous (maybe for this timeline is a 'to be') yondaime Hokage with a squad of anbu surrounding us whom ready to strike at us too. With a sigh I started to recalled what happen a few hours ago

FLASH BACK NO JUTSU

'Where is that damn bastard?!' is what I though after I lost sight of Kakashi after he managed to escaped from the riots that I started by setting up old single and widows grandma and gay guys on Kakashi, somehow he managed to escaped the riots when I defiantly sure to ruled him toward where Neiji and Hiashi-san been waiting in hope letting them having their revenge on Kakashi after what the have done toward both Hinata and Uchiha, and what make them angrier is that somehow Kakashi making it looked like Uchiha groped Hinata which when Neiji and Hiashi chasing the Uchiha (with Byakugan activated and ready to cut of the Uchiha's chakra system and castrated him), Hinata then told me that actually Uchiha only helping her when the zipper on her jacket got stuck on the scarf she knitted and she can't fixed it without cutting thread, so he offered his help. But since he only have one hand, he can't help to touching her chest…which then on Kakashi urging on Neiji and Hiashi-san with he said he saw Hinata and Uchiha looked like they are on a date, both Hyuugas then come running with intent to spying them on their 'date' which then become a huge misunderstanding and almost cost Uchiha his life by the hand of the overprotective cousin and father.

The very next morning both Hyuuga come to the Uchiha's apartment to apologized to him after hearing Hinata explanation on that night, but the still traumatized Uchiha immediately slamming the door and bolted from his apartment when he saw who ringing his doorbell and on his front door in 7:00 am in the morning and he then running toward Naruto's house and hide inside her closet and in panicked voice told her to hide him from the Hyuugas. Its needs at least 12 hours for both me, Naruto and Hinata to manage to coaxed him to get out and sit down in the living room sofa and hear the apology from Neji and Hiashi. After the Uchiha accept their apologies he then told them to stay out from his sight until he able to face them without nightmare plaguing him which reminded him that they almost managed to castrated him which both Hyuuga immediately agree they even willingly to pay for the cost of his counseling, though in the end Uchiha only told them that at least the next time they will not chasing him and treated him with castration the next time he close to Hinata and if one day he have intention on dating her which they agree and the case is solved though the Hyuugas still have a grudge toward Kakashi.

When they heard what happen to me and Naruto and how Kakashi involved in it, they then come to me and asked my co-operation on putting revenge on him and making him suffer which I then agree. Which then come to this situation, we agreed that first the Hyuuga will patrol around Konoha and when they spotted Kakashi, they will do what they did toward the poor Uchiha and then when Kakashi run into me, then I will tortured him and then letting the Hyuuga have their fun though we know that there is a chance that kakashi will escape from our clutches like just now.

"Shikamaru-kun sorry for the wait, its seems like Kakashi managed to escape us" said Hiashi as he approached me along with Neiji who walking a few steps behind him with frowns can be spotted on both of their faces "well…its can't be helped, after all he is the student of Yondaime and also a former anbu who has a big bounty on his head, if he can't escape from something like this…then I started to worry of the future when he become the next Hokage after Tsunade –sama retired" I said while nodding which makes both the Hyuuga sweat dropped at my words maybe they started to imaged it too. "anyway…we should stop chasing after him for a while, let him loose his guard and we will ambush him when that time comes" "very well…its will do us not good if Hinata-sama catching on us for trying to lynches Kakashi-san" said Neiji while nodding "hmmm…I agree as well" said Hiashi-sama as he nodding as well.

After we talked for a while we then went separate ways with me going to shopping dinner ingredients for dinner and then to Naruto's apartment to have the dinner date that I promised her, though some how I got a very bad feeling this past few weeks and as days passed its just getting stronger which makes me very uneasy and its only happen when I went to meet Naruto….maybe its sign that whatever will happen will have something to do with Naruto, no doubt about it after all she always attract trouble like a magnets or like bees to honey.

With sigh I then knocked the door of the said apartment which opened by Hinata who then inviting me to enter, as I entered the apartment I then put the grocery on the kitchen and started to walk toward living room which sat Sakura and Hinata (who joined Sakura) reading fashion magazine on the sofa, Sasuke whom sitting on the floor next to Naruto while observing Naruto while she making new seals (which quite concerned me as the last time its ends up charred training ground no.23 to the ground) and kakashi sit on the chair on the living room while reading his usual book. Just after I sat in front of Kakashi on the chair Naruto the Started to yell, standing and dancing around while waving a piece of paper "I finished it the newest storage seal, ttebayo!" which prompted me to took a glance at the Uchiha who just sighed an shook his head with resignation which quite worrying me.

"N-Naruto did you make sure there is no mistake to the seal? I hope there isn't any repeat of the incident of what happen to training ground no.23 again, shishou still angry at you for causing so much work for her" said Sakura as she put down her magazine and approaching Naruto, which Naruto then said "It's okay Sakura-chan, Teme did make sure double checking it for me" "you did know that even I did double checking, seals in not my forte and even if its work I don't want to think about the side effect of it, Dobe" said Sasuke as he lean on the wall as he let out a big sigh "like I said Teme you will never know till you try it out, it will always work" "Naruto, I don't think that kind of thinking can be applied to the seals…after all fuuin it's a delicate work" said Kakashi as he gaze at Naruto with quite worrying look and Hinata also nodding her head with the same gaze as Kakashi. "Bah…if you hesitated you will never know how it's working" after Naruto said that she then active the newly made seals with us too late to stopping her…

FLASH BACK NO JUTSU ENDED

Which then land us in this situation, surrounded by a squad of anbu and the feared Yellow flash, Namikaze Minato, probably seeing that the bickering between Naruto and Sakura won't end anytime soon, Kakashi in no state of answering as he seems like have fainted while standing, Hinata still too shy to come out from behind Sasuke whom started to leaking out KI which directed toward his blonde teammate which keep increasing as Naruto keep sprouting out ridiculous excuses for her mistake, He then make the most sound and sane action to walk to me seeing as I am the most sane on the group and said "who are you and how did you managed to enter Konoha" I then replayed "lets just said we arrived via a fuuinjutsu gone wrong and….hopefully " I said that as I sigh while dodging a big piece of land which Sakura tore up from the ground as she started to get angrier and throw it to Naruto, which then I then know the Minato-san started to giving me a pitying look as he also gazing at the crazy group of mine….