Chapter 3.
AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws! FANGS AGEN RAVEN! oh yeah, BTW I don't own dis or da lyrics 4 Good Chralotte. Jesus I can barely understand what she just said. For funsies I'll translate these author's notes(if you can call them that). Here we go.
AN:Stop flaming the story preps ok?(NO) Otherwise thanks to the gothic people for the good reviews(thanks to all the nonexistent people for the nonexistent good reviews)! Thanks again Raven!(Grrr…) Oh yeah BTW I don't own this (You don't own your own story?) or the lyrics for Good Charlotte.(really? *gasp*)
On the night of the concert I put on Oh god nobody cares Ebony! my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff Corset stuff? You mean lace, love. on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. That just looks weird. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. That's physically impossible. Your hair can't be straight and spiky at the same time. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. *Blinks* Okay. I read a depressing book What? while I waited for it to stop bleeding How are you bleeding? You are a vampire aren't you? and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn't put on foundation because I was pale anyway. That didn't stop you in the first chapter. I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert. Why is human blood so readily available in Hogwarts? WTF are the teachers doing? Where is Dumbledore?
I went outside. Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car. Draco stole the flying car from Ron! He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!). No they don't.
"Hi Draco!" I said in a depressed voice. Way to lighten up your date idiot.
"Hi Ebony." he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) I'm not a huge car guy but I'm pretty sure you can't get that license plate and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. Wow such great role models. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. They hopped out of the flying car? Aren't you just dead? We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte.
"You come in cold, you're covered in blood
They're all so happy you've arrived
The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom
She sets you free into this life." sang Joel (I don't own da lyrics 2 dat song). No shit Sherlock.
"Joel is so fucking hot." I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice. Club? I thought it was a concert?
Suddenly Draco looked sad. Way to go genius. You are on your first date with someone and you tell that some other dude is "so fucking hot". Great confidence boost.
"What's wrong?" I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on. About time.
"Hey, it's ok I don't like him better than YOU!" I said.
"Really?" asked Draco sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective. Oh God Draco is sensitive now. *bangs head on the table*
"Really." I said. "Besides I don't even know Joel and he's going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch." I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face. Hey I'm no fan of Hillary Duff either but I don't think this hate is justified.
The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Draco. After the concert, we drank some beer You are 17. That's not legal. and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and photos with them. We got GC concert tees. Of course you did, Miss Mary Sue. Draco and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Draco didn't go back into Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into… the Forbidden Forest! O Noes! Not this insane plot twist!