Chapter 4.
AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony's name is ENOBYnut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!
AN:I said stop flaming ok? Ebony's name is "ENOBY" (Make up your mind woman.) not Mary Sue. Draco is so in love with her that he is acting different.( I understand different, I don't understand completely out of character and retarded) They knew each other before ok!
"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?" Yeah wtf are you doing dating this dumb bitch.
Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. Anybody wanna park their car and stop walking out while it is in mid air? I walked out of it too, curiously.
"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily. I mean I would be angry too. It's the forbidden forest. It's forbidden for a reason.
"Ebony?" he asked.
"What?" I snapped.
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore. You hear that kids? You see evilness in someone's eyes and it makes you feel better. Don't run or anything.
And then… suddenly just as I I what? Draco kissed me climbed on top of me Oh no and we started to make out keenly against a tree. I don't like where this is going. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. STOP. PLEASE. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. AHAHAHAH! I'm done. This might just be the best lemon I've ever read in any fanfiction ever.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. Please excuse me while I go violently commit suicide. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. *pukes*. And then….
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" They were having sex…sort of.
It was….Dumbledore! Oh my god! I love it.