Chapter 5.
AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!
AN:Stop flaming!(Nope) If you flame it means you're a prep or a poser! The only reason Dumbledore swore is cause he had a headache ok? And on top of that he was mad at them for having sex!(So was the rest of the world) PS I'm not updating until I get five good reviews!(well folks we're not getting any more updates *looks at chapter count* I hoped.)
Dumbledore made and Draco and I follow him. You guys might want to put on some clothes before following Dumbledore. He kept shouting at us angrily.
"You ludacris fools!" he shouted. Nice insult Dumbledore. You tell em!
I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. That's not normal. Draco comforted me. Originally draco would laugh and probably call you a mudblood or something but nah. Draco comforts in this universe. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry. Why? They don't know that you were having sex in the forbidden forest. Also how did Dumbledore know about it too?
"They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!" he yelled in a furious voice. Hahaha. I just imagined Dumbledore saying sexual intercourse.
"Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" asked Professor McGonagall. Even Mcgongall?
"How dare you?" demanded Professor Snape. Wow. They are 17 year old, drunk and extremely stupid. What did you think was going to happen?
And then Draco shrieked. "BECAUSE I LOVE HER!" *Blinks* There's no way this works.
Everyone was quiet. Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad but Professor Snape said. "Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms." WHAT! It actually fuckin worked!
Draco and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us. Wait so you caught two kids having sex. Better send them up together upstairs to the room. Nothing wrong can happen.
"Are you okay, Ebony?" Draco asked me gently.
"Yeah I guess." I lied. You ARE fine! You guys just had sex in the forbidden forest and got away with it. I went to the girl's dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. Who wears heels to bed? Dafaq? When I came out…. SUSPENSE!
Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing 'I just wanna live' by Good Charlotte. More like I just wanna have sex. I was so flattered, even though he wasn't supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room. WHAT! So two seventeen year olds had sex, got caught went into a room and walked away with a hug and a kiss? Well…goodbye logic.