Chapter 7. Bring me 2 life We have chapter names now? Great *Groans*

AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons!STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Evony isn't a Marie Sue ok she isn't perfect SHES A SATANITS! n she has problemz shes depressed 4 godz sake!

AN: Well ok you guys. I'm only writing this cause I got 5 good reviews.(I doubt that) And BTW I won't write the next chapter till I get ten good ones! STOP FLAMING OR I'LL REPORT YOU!(Go ahead) Evony(How hard is it to spell ebony?) isn't a Mary Sue ok? She isn't perfect. She's a Satanist!(Being a Satanist is considered a flaw? To be honest all religions sound the same to me.) And she has problems. She's depressed for god's sake.(I know people who go through depression and they don't go around having sex in the forbidden forest or doing long, boring intros about their makeup or dresses.)

Draco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). Yes, yes it does. Also you were wearing black nail polish a second ago. How did it change to red in a second? I waved to Vampire. Dark miserywas in his depressed eyes.HAHAHAH…NO I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco. How did Harry know you guys just came back from fucking in the forbidden forest? Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went into his room and locked the door. No…Not this again. Then…No need for the dots. There's no suspense ebony. You're trying to fuck. We know.

We started frenching passively (Passively? Not actively? You mean you guys were just touching with lips and not actually kissing. That sounds weird and boring. and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. I don't need the mental pictures. Then I took off my black leather bra Leather bras must be so uncomfortable and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine Ebony is every sex ed teacher we ever had. and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?) Extremely so.

"Oh Draco, Draco!" OH MY GOD! Please Stop! I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco's arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words… Vampire! Cool tattoo Draco.

I was so angry. Why? You are a vampire! He got a tattoo for you!

"You bastard!" I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.

"No! No! But you don't understand!" Draco pleaded. But I knew too much. I doubt that.

"No, you fucking idiot!" I shouted. "You probably have AIDs anyway!" Well you've had unprotected sex with him twice. You better hope he doesn't have AIDS.

I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out.I'm actually surprised we didn't get a full description of what her clothes were this time. Draco ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what Huehuehue but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire's classroom How do you know which class harry is in right now? where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people.

"VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I yelled. Wait. So Draco had a tattoo with Vampire written on his arm. Instead of correlating it with you being a vampire, you relate it to Draco and Harry being involved? One hell of an imagination you got there.