Chapter 8.
AN: stop flassing ok! if u do de prep!
AN:Stop flaming ok! (NO)If you do de prep!(I have no clue what this sentence means)
Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back. Ahahahaha…Can you imagine Snape's reaction to some random goth chick walking into his classroom and swearing while Draco runs in naked and begs…Also if I was in the class, I would be taking pictures. They are going on wizard instagram.
"Ebony, it's not what you think!" Draco screamed sadly. Screamed sadly…Cool.
My friend B'loody Mary Smith Who's this supposed to be? smiled at me understatedly. Understatedly? What? She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes So she's been sitting in the class with her eyes closed the entire time? like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. Why is everyone wearing red contacts in this school? She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. That makes no sense Hermione was kidnapped when she was born. What!? Her real parents are vampires Everybody and their mother is a vampire around these parts apparently and one of them is a witch What's with these witch/ vampire crossbreeds? but Voldemortkilled her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it.She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed.Like everyone else in this fucking story. It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Granger. Wait…so B'loody Mary Smith is supposed to be Hermione. O Hell Naw! (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Griffindoor. ) What happened to the sorting hat? Also why are all slytherin Satanists now?
"What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!" Snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him. I mean if a random girl and her naked boyfriend disrupted my class I'd be like "WTF are you kids doing in my class? GTFO"
"Vampire, I can't believe you cheated on me with Draco!" I shouted at him. You don't know that. Every second person is a vampire in this school. It could be anyone.
Everyone gasped. If it was me, I would be laughing my ass off. Also why is Snape allowing this to happen?
I don't know why Ebony was so mad at me. WTF. What's with the random POV change? I had went out with Vampire Ah, (I'm bi and so is Ebony) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy fucker. He dumped you because he liked someone else? How dare he do that! We were just good friends now. Were. So you aren't anymore? He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.) What's with all this hate for preps? Also you have problems and became gothic? Get in line.
"But I'm not going out with Draco anymore!" said Vampire. Snape! You're a wizard. Fuckin do something!
"Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!" I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest Why to the forbidden forest? where I had lost my virility Isn't virility something to do with manliness? *opens dictionary* Virility: noun (in a man) the quality of having strength, energy, and a strong sex drive; manliness. So ebony lost her manliness to Draco in the forbidden forest?to Draco and then I started to bust into tears. Bust into tears?