Chapter 10.
AN: stup it u gay fags if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out b'loody mary isn't a muggle afert al n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok!
AN: Stop it you gay fags. If you don't like my story, then fukk off! Ps it turns out Bloody Mary isn't a muggle after all. She is a vampire, and they are evil. That is why they moved houses okay!
It's so stupid that I don't even want to comment on it.
I was really scared about Vlodemort Voldemort is Russian? Also I propose a game. Everytime she spells voldemort wrong I'll add it to the list of all these voldemort impersonators.(Vlodemort) all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. What an original name. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. Of course you do. People say that we sound like a cross She said cross! between GC, Slipknot and MCR. The other people in the band are B'loody Mary Hermione, Vampire Harry, Draco, Ron Finally Ron is here (although we call him Diabolo What the fuck? now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it. She took away his red hair! Noooo…) and Hargrid. Wait "Hargrid" is in the band too? Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists Your boyfriend/fuckbuddy is slitting his wrists. You might want to check up on him. (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire Who isn't? At this point I think flich's cat might be a vampire too too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that You just did like five seconds ago.*Scrolls up*) or a steak Steak? TIL Vampire obesity is a serious cause of death.) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. Isn't that a Disney movie? I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs *Cough* Slut *Cough*. and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt.You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not. HAHAHAHA. I like how even ebony knows it was pretty slutty.
We were singing a cover of 'Helena' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears. Stop 'busting' into tears.
"Ebony! Are you OK?" B'loody Mary asked in a concerted Concerted? voice.
"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. Geez. She was just concerned about you. No wonder you don't get along with anyone and people stare at you. And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!" Then maybe instead of crying randomly and being useless, tell someone about it. Maybe the teachers? Maybe dumbeldore? Maybe the ministry of magic? I burst into tears.
Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall. *Blinks*
"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!" (c is dat out of character?) Yes. Draco Malfoy isn't one to randomly hide behind walls eavesdropping on teenage girls and their drama. That's Umbridge.
I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying. Does anyone around here do anything but cry? For the love of god do something!
We practiced for one more hour. Lol what? So you're going through a crisis but fuck it! Band practice take priority. Also you just said harry and draco weren't there. So you couldn't have practiced. Be consistent for once in your fucking life ebony. Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! Whoo! Hoo! Dumbeldore is here bitches! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache.
"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely. Even Dumbledore is crying! (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) "Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists." Wait wut? I thought Draco was a vampire and couldn't die by slitting his wrists. Ebony slits her wrists every other Monday and she's fine. Also it's Dumbledore. I'm pretty sure he could save draco from bleeding. If draco can heal from sectumsempra spell, slit wrists are not much. Stop contradicting yourself you-you-you fucking muggle poser bitch!