Chapter 11.
AN: i sed stup flaming up prepz! c if dis chaptr is srupid!1111 it delz wit rly sris issus!sp c 4 urself if itz ztupid brw fangz 2 ma frend raven 4 hleping me!
AN: I said stop flaming up preps! See if this chapter is stupid(I'm pretty sure it is)!1111(Also what's with the random 1's?)it deals with really serious issues!(yes vampires committing suicide and running into classes naked ) See for yourself if it's stupid btw thanks to my friend Raven(Grrr…) for helping me out.
"NO!" I screamed. I was horrorfied! B'loody Mary tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off Great. One more reason to not be friends with this bitch and I ran to my room crying myself. Dumbledore chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way. It's Dumbledore bitch. He does what he wants.
Anyway, I started crying tears of blood She really needs to get that checked and then I slit both of my wrists. Aren't you going to die now? They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily Hahaha. That picture while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak Really? Eating in the bath are we? and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. DO IT! I was so fucking depressed! We get it. You are depressed. Move on I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. Why is there sand in your bath? I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Me neither, Ebony. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Snap Snape? was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! So Lupin was eating something? They were sitting on their broomsticks.
"EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!" I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it Ugghh. Suddenly Vampire ran in. Harry wtf. Why is the entire world watching this girl shower?
"Abra Kedavra!" Hahaha. Also harry isn't old enough to cast an unforgivable curse yet he yelled at Snape and Loopin Hey leave lupin out of this. He was happily eating. I think you should be mad at Harry who ran in while you were in the shower pointing his womb. Harry…Wrong kind of wand mate. I took my gun and shot Snape and Loopin a gazillion times Holy shit! That is some Max Payne level shit right there and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, Dumblydore Dumblydore? ran in.Even Dumbledore is getting in on the action. Leave this girl alone! "Ebony, it has been revealed that someone has - Someone has what? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he shouted looking at Snape and Loopin and then he waved his wand and suddenly… Suddenly what? What's with the random breaking off of the sentences?
Hargrid Hargrid- Hagrid but hairier. ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk.
"What do you know, Hargrid? You're just a little Hogwarts student!" He's a half giant! And he was expelled long ago. He's ANYTIHNG but a little Hogwarts student.
"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT…." Hargirid paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!" Fuck off. Everyone's a Satanist in this story. Honestly I'm rooting for voldemort here.
"This cannot be." Snap said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Dumblydore's wand had shot him. "There must be other factors." What factors dude? You were spying on this dirty hussy in the bath. I thought you were all about Lilly potter.
"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" I yelled in madly. Don't have any what? Personality? Logic? Rationality?
Loopin Why does she spell Lupin like that? held up the camera triumelephantly. Triumelephantly- When elephants win "The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!" Just go back to eating your food lupin.
I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood. I'm sure we can all relate to that miss ebony dementia darkness way.
"Why are you doing this?" Loopin said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook. Clook? Cloak or cock? Cause it could be either.
And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. What is going on? I'm beyond confused. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint. Or maybe...just maybe…take it up with Dumbledore and get them in prison or something? Nope? Go ahead bite them then.
"BECAUSE…BECAUSE…." Hargid said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent. I would pay to see that actually.
"Because you're goffic?" Snap asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan. I'm no goth but even I know that goth culture comes from Victorian era fashion and style. It has nothing to do with satan. Even people who aren't Goths are better Goths than you ebony. WTF.
"Because I LOVE HER!" Why does everyone love her? Give me one reason. Personality? Can't be. I've seen raccoons with better personality than her. And better makeup than her too. That last part isn't even a joke.