Chapter 12.
AN: stop f,aing ok hargrid is a pedo 2 a lot of ppl in amerikan skoolz r lik dat I wunted 2 adres da ishu! how du u no snap iant kristian plus hargrid isn't really in luv wif ebony dat was sedric ok!
AN: Stop flaming ok? Hagrid is a pedo too.(What? Hagrid hasn't done anything yet!) A lot of people in American schools are like that.(Judging by the way you spelt American and school, I don't think you go to any school Tara.) I wanted to address the issue! How do you know Snape isn't Christian.(Oh I don't know…Maybe it's never been fucking mentioned ever in any of the HP books?) Plus Hagrid isn't really in love with ebony that was Cedric ok!(When the fuck did Cedric come into all of this?)
I was about to slit my wrists again Do it! with the silver knife that Drago Who the fuck is Drago and what has he done with Draco Malfoy? had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly Valiantly against what? Other vampires? against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together. So your boyfriend literally gave you a weapon to kill yourself. I'm no expert on relationships but that seems awfully unhealthy to me.
"NO!" I THOUGHT IT WAS HAIRgrid HAIRGRID? How much hair does Hagrid have? but it was Vampire. How do you mistake a half giant, hairy bulky man with a teenage boy? He started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" But he didn't have a scar anymore. *scrolls up* Oh why do I bother. It's not like anything else is consistent in this story and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites. Red whites?
I stopped. Stopped what? "How did u know?" Know what? That he had a scar? Oh idk, voldemort killed his entire family, tried to kill him, gave him a scar. Any of that ringing any bells?
"I saw it! And my scar turned back into the lightning bolt!" What is going on?
"NO!" I ran up closer. "I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" I shouted. Me too.
"I do but Diabolo *Sobs* Poor Ron changed it into a pentagram Why? for me and I always cover it up with foundation." Again why? he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco….Volfemort (Vlodemort/Volfemort) has him bondage!" Jesus Christ. I did not want to picture that.
Anyway I was in the school nurse's office now recovering from my slit wrists.But you never slit your wrists! You were about to but harry who you mistook for hagrid came in. Snap and Loopin and HAHRID How can you not spell Hagrid right? were there too. They were going to St. Mango's Really? 's? You know what. It's so bad that I'm not even going to say anything after they recovered cause they were pedofiles Why are all the teachers pedophiles in this school. Where is Dumbledore? and you can't have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz. What hot girls? The only girls you've mentioned in the story are you, Hermione and raven(grrr..) and all of you retards dress like clowns. Oh wait…Brittney. She seems like a nice person. Dumbledore had constipated *cries out in laughter* I wonder if she spelled it like that on purpose. the cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them. Who's them? Who are you flipping off to? "Snap and Loopin"? Cause they are at " 's" probably eating fruit.
Anyway Hargrid came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses. In all of this story hagrid is the only person who has shown some boyfriend qualities. The rest of the guys are just shitters.
"Enoby I need to tell u somethnig." he said in a v. serious voice, giving me the roses.
"Fuck off."This is the first time any guy has given you a gift Ebony, show some appreciation. Well…except the the time that Draco gave you Aids. I told him. "You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, You've been wearing pink fishnet clothes all the time and I don't like fucked up preps like you." I snapped. Hargrid had been mean to me before for being gottik. When?
"No Enoby." Enoby? What happened to Ebony? Hargrid says. "Those are not roses."
"What, are they goffs? too you poser prep?" I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me pink roses. You just said that they are not roses.
"I saved your life!" When? He yelled angrily. "No you didn't YeahI replied." "You saved me from getting a Paris Hilton p- video Cmon. Nobody would watch your tape ebony made from your shower scene and being vued by Snap and Loopin." Who MASTABATED Hey Lupin was just eating some food. Leave him alone(c is dat speld rong) Yes it is to it he added silently.
"Whatever!" I yelled angirly. Argghhh…
He pointed his wand Sorry. My mind has been ruined by this story at the pink roses. "These aren't roses." Make up your fucking mind guys. Roses or not roses.He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered Well If you wanted Honesty that's all you haD TO SAY! . What spell is this?
"That's not a spell that's an MCR song." I corrected him wisely. Fuck off.
"I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes." Then he screamed. "Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio I…What?(4 all u cool goffic mcr fans out, there, that is a tribute! specially for ravenGrrr…I love you girl!)imo noto okayo!" That sounds weirdly stereotypical for asians.
And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black. Now I knew he wasn't a prep.
"OK I believe you Wow that was quick now wtf is Drako?" An idiot.
Hairgrid rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flame but I could c nothing.
"U c, Enobby," Dumblydore When did Dumbledore come in? said, watching the two of us watching the flame. "2 c wht iz n da flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT) Maybe you'll look at the reviews and realize that this story is a utter pile of crap? u mst find urslf 1st, k?"
"I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!" Dumbledore is one of the greatest wizards of all time so fuck you! Hargrid yelled. dUMBLydore lookd shockd. I guess he didn't have a headache or else he would have said something back.
Hairgrid stormed off back into his bed. "U r a liar, prof dumbledoree!" What did Dumbledore even do? Why is he getting blamed for everything that happens to Ebony?
Anyway when I got better You were fine. Nothing happened to you I went upstairs and put on a black leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the front. Then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Billie Joe Armstrong on them. We don't care ebony! I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Samara from the Ring Ugghh.(if u don't know who she iz ur a prep so fuk off!) and I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss. Black lip gloss on blood red lipstick? Are you trying to look a retarded clown?
"You look kawai, girl." B'loody Mary said sadly. "Fangs (geddit Grrr.) you do too." I said sadly too, This is the first compliment you've received. Respond appropriately ebony but I was still upset. I slit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. Firstly why do you even slit your wrists? It's not like you're going to die or anything. Secondly why do vampires have blood in this universe? Thirdly why are you drinking your own blood. Speaking on the basis of nutrition and diet it does not do anything for you I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Snap and Loopin couldn't spy on me this time. I thought they were in " "? I went to some classes. I seriously doubt that Vampire was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. Why is harry potter literally inside the hair of some "magic magical creatures"? He looked all depressed because Draco had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Draco. This is the weirdest love triangle I've ever seen He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff. Pretty hilarious picture but I kinda like hufflepuffs. You know loyal and stuff. Leave hufflepuffs alone.
"Hi." he said in a depressed way. "Hi back." I said in an wqually said way. Whew.
We both looked at each other for some time. Harry had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Dracos. Then… we jumped on each other and started screwing each other. I love how ebony said she was not a slut. Your "boyfriend" is probably getting tortured by the most evil wizard in history and you are fucking your boyfriend's ex-boyfriend. Yes…Ebony is the paragon of virtue. If being a slut was a virtue.
"STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!" I love these insults btw. shouted Professor McGoggle who was watching us and so was everyone else. So you guys were fooling around while everyone else is in the room watching? *cough*Slut*cough*
"Vampire you fucker!" I said slapping him. "Stop trying to screw me. You literally said "we jumped on each other and started screwing each other". I believe it takes two people to have sex You know I loved Draco!" loved? Past tense? Wow that was short. I shouted Shouted *Shakes head* and then I ran away angrily.
Just then he started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites. Again. What are red whites?
"NO!" I ran up closer.
"I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" I shouted. Uhhhh…Déjà vu.
"I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco….Volfemort has him bondage!" It has happened before hasn't it? Tara is a total idiot.
SPECIAL FANGZ 2 RAVEN Grrrr…MY GOFFIX BLOOD SISTA Oh Snap WTF UR SUPPOZD 2 RIT DIS!11111111
HEY RAVEN DO U KNOW WHERE MY SWEATER I So only in your stories you wear fishnets and skimpy skirts with simple plan on the butt while you wear sweater in real life? Just stick with real life clothes please.