Chapter 13.

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AN: Raven(Grrr…) thanks for helping me again.(I fear to see what had been the unedited, unhelped version of this story ) I'm sorry I took your poster of Gerard but that guy is such a fuckin sexbomb!(Stop nicking your friend's stuff Tara) Preps stop flaming!

Vampire and I ran up the stairs looking for Dumbledore. She actually spelt his name right? I'm genuinely impressed. We were so scared.

"Dumbledore Dumblydore! Sigh " we both yelled. Dumbledore came there. Huehuehuehue

"What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?" Pretty sure Dumbledore would never say that he asked angrily.

"Volsemort (Vlodemort/Vlofemort/Volsemort) has Draco!" Didn't Draco commit suicide by slitting his wrists which he shouldn't have died by cause he was vampire? we shouted at the same time.

He laughed in an evil voice. Dumbledore is evil? Bahh…At this point I don't even care.

"No! Don't! We need to save Draco!" we begged. I mean you guys were having sex like a minute ago. Maybe put that on hold for a moment.

"No." he said meanly. "I don't give a darn what Voldemort does to Draco. Hey I'm siding with Dumbledore on this one Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Yeah. I mean you had sex in the forbidden forest, disturbed classes with your stupid drama, ran in naked. Any principal would be happy to see you gone Ebony." he said while he frowned looking at me. "Besides I never liked him that much anyway." Oh come on Dumbledore. You are the headmaster. It's your job to give a shit about the students no matter how annoying they are. then he walked away. Vampire started crying. "My Draco!" he moaned. Oh piss off (AN: don't u fik gay guyz r lik so hot!) This girl has the weirdest gay fetish I've ever seen.

"Its okay!" I tried to tell him but that didn't stop him. He started to cry tears of blood. Go to a goddamn doctor for Christ sake Then he had a brainstorm. "I had an idea!" Had. Now it's gone he exclaimed.

"What?" I asked him.

"You'll see." he said. He took out his wand and did a spell. Then… suddenly we were in Voldemprt's lair! Excuse me!? So the darkest and most feared wizard's lair can be accessed by 17 year olds by doing one measly spell!? I'm starting to think that voldemort is actually no more dangerous than a chocolate toothbrush.

We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a croon voice say. "AllahKedavra!" Yes. The spell for all the infidels.

It was….. Voldemort! Gasp. You went inside voldermort's lair and you saw voldemort? What a shocking turn of events! Who could have ever thought that would happen!