Chapter 14.
AN: fuk off PREPZ ok! Raven fangz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd . n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I slit muh rists. PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws!
WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.
AN: Fuck off preps ok! Raven(Grrr…) thanks for helping again. I'm sorry I couldn't update but I was depressed and I had to go to the hospital cause I slit my wrists. PS I'm not updating till you give me 10 good reviews!
WARNING: SOME OF THIS CHAPTER IS EXTREMLY SCARY.(Just like the rest of this story) VIEWER DISCREATION ADVISED.
We ran to where Volcemort Sigh(Vlodemort/Volfemort/Volsemort/Volcemort) was. It turned out that Voldemort wasn't there. Didn't you say that you saw voldemort at the end of last chapter? Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was. Wormtail? Draco was there crying tears of blood. But Draco died Snaketail Wormtail but his animagus now is a snake was torturing him.Vampire and I ran in front of Snaketail. Great job blowing your cover jackasses.
"Rid my sight you despicable preps!" LOL WUT?
he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun Does no one in this universe use wands? he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. Oh not this again "." he said. *Clutches head in disappointment* (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok) Okay. Cool.
"Huh?" I asked. Words woman. Use em.
"Enoby I love you will you have sex with me?" No wormtail. Bad wormtail. asked Snaketail. I started laughing crudely. "What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? If he didn't torture your boyfriend then would you fuck him? *cough*Slut*cough* God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard." Let's keep it civil come on I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain. Stabbed him with what? Also blood is poring out? Help yourself, you are a vampire.
"Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. Hahahaha. That was a funny scene. I brust into tears sadly. Why? He was torturing your boyfriend! Also you said you were a sadist. It's not like you empathize with him.
"Snaketail what art thou doing?" called Voldemort. Trying to fuck a unfuckable, unlikable 17 year old. Then… he started coming! Why does everything she says sound so damn dirty? We could hear his high heels clacking to us. Ahahaha. I'm actually laughing. Can I ask why is the dark lord wearing high heels? You know what…I don't need to know. So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. *blinks* Okay. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying. Why? You rescued your boyfriend. You should be happy.
"What's wrong honey?" asked Draco taking off his clothes so we could screw. Dude you were being tortured like five minutes. Put the shirt back on. He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) *bangs head against the wall* and a really huge you-know-what No, I don't know what and I don't want to know what and everything.
"Its so unfair!" I yielded. It is. That this abomination of a story is allowed to exist. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here Waaahh…Why am I so pretty and special like the Mary Sue I am except for B'loody Mary, because she's not ugly or anything." Everyone in favour of punching Ebony? *counts hands*
"Why would you wanna be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts." Yeah everyone else is a slut and ebony is the virgin mary herself Draco. Oh and BTW she was shagging harry like a few hours ago. No biggie. answered Draco.
"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. They are not in love with you. They were pedophiles. Hargrid says he's in love with me. He's a pedophile too. You said so yourself. Vampire likes me Pretty sure vampire has shown more romance towards Draco than he has towards you and now even Snaketail is in love with me! Peter Pettigrew is dead. You literally killed him. I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn't Satan Geddit. Cause she's goffik have made me less beautiful?" Well satan can't go below than zero I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory enoby isn't a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty *rolls eyes* Sure) "Im good at too many things! Like what? Name one thing she is good at? One skill that she posses? This girl can't even put on clothes right. What talent do you think she has? WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? I'm sure everyone asks that question ebony IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away.