Chapter 16.
AN: u no wut! sut up ok! proov 2 me ur nut prepz! raven u suk u fuken bich gimme bak mah fukijn swteet ur supsd 2 rit dis! Raven wtf u bich ur suposd to dodis! BTW fangz 2 britney5655 4 techin muh japnese!
AN: You what? Shut up okay! Prove to me you're not preps! Raven(Grr…) you suck!(What's happening?) You're a fucking bitch, give me back my fucking sweater. You're supposed to write this! Raven, what the fuck, you're supposed to do this.(What is this civil war between Tara and Raven?) By the way thank to Britney5655 for teaching me Japanese.(Oh no…This does not bode well)
We ran happily to Hogsmede. I'm pretty sure Hogsmeade is little ways off. Are you sure you wanna run to Hogsmeade? There we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happly. This is the first time Ebony is happy. Every other time was sad and depressed were there playing 'Helena'. I was so fucking happy! Happy? What are you, a fuckin prep? Gerard looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Draco thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection WHAT! *pukes* but it didn't matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. You had sex with Harry yesterday bitch! I was wearing Oh. My. God. a black leather minidress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. That does not look good. Draco was wearing Arrrgghh! a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena. Please someone shank her in the moshpit. We frenched.We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. What mask? So did the others.? We gasped. It wasn't them at all. It was.,….. Volsemort What kind of mask was that. WTF and da Death Dealers! Death Dealers? Do they stand around street corners and sell some death to kids?
"Wtf Draco im not going to a concert wid u!" What? How is it Draco's fault that Voldemort ambushed you at the concert? I shouted angrily. "Not after what happened to me last time?What happened last time? What is she talking about? Even if its MCR n u no how much I lik them" What the fuck is going on?
"What cause we…you know…" You know what? he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys don't like to talk a bout you-know-what. About what? Sex? That's practically all we talk about.
"Yeah cause we you know!" Nobody knows anything in this story I yielded in an angry voice.
"We won't do that again." Do fucking what!? Draco promised. "This time, we're going with an ESCORT." An escort? A hooker? Hey I know ebony is a slut but calling her an escort is just…truthful actually.
"OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?" I asked. "So I guess ur a prep or a Christina or what now?" *Bangs head*
"NO." he muttered loudly. Muttered loudly? Sure.
"R u becoming a prep or what?" I shootd angrily. Why is voldemort watching all this drama? KILL THEM!
"Enoby! I'm not! Pls come with me!" He fell down to his knees and started singing 'Da world is black' by GC to me. While Voldemort and the "death dealers" are watching casually.
I was flattened By a truck? cause that's not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me! OMG a guy memorized a few sentences for me? I'm totally floored.
"OK then I guess I will have to." I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room. So voldemort just let them go? Like: They are in love, later kids. GLHF dicking.
B'loody Mary was standing there. "Hajimemashite gurl." … Oh god. I can barely tolerate her "goffick" culture. I don't want to see her weeboo shit she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz 'how do u do' in Japanese). "BTW Willow Raven? Grrr…that fucking poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses and she skepped math. " (an: RAVEN U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!) Raven, No! Come back. What will happen to this story without you. I won't growl at you anymore if you come back. Please.
"It serves that fuking bich right." I laughed angrily. So you killed you friend in the story because she took your sweater. Some friend you are.
Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. So a regular Monday? We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas. That's a kids movie. "Maybe Willow will die too." Jesus I said.
"Kawai." Did you just say your friend dying would be cute? Dafaq is wrong with you? B'loody Mair shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. Those two words literally are opposite to each other "Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her UUHHHH… and den loopin did it with her cause he's a necphilak." …. JESUS! I believe Ebony needs to go to " 's" too.
"Kawai." WTF is wrong with these people! I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence Talked in silence? Fuck off. for da rest uv da movie.
"OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with drako tonight in Hogsmeade with mcr." There just was a concert! How many concerts are there? I sed. " I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA." OH NO!
B'Loody Mairy Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. "Omfg totally lets go shopping." That's not preppy at all.
"In Hot Topic, right?" I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde.
"No." My head snaped up. Snaped?
'WHAT?" my head spuin. I could not believe it. Neither do the rest of us Ebony "B'Loody Mary are u a PREP?" Everybody is a prep compared to Ebony.
"NOOOO!NOOOO!" She laughed. "I found some cool goffic stores near Hogwarts that's all." Yeah I can totally see that, the American retail store HOT TOPIC in Hogsmeade right next to Honeydukes and the hogs head.
"Hu told u abut them" I askd sure it would be Drako or Diabolo or Vampire(don't even SAY that nam to me!). Why, what did Harry do to you? Or me. But how could it be you? You didn't know it yourself? That doesn't make any sense *Starts crying*
"Dumblydore." She sed. "Let me just call our broms." *blink* Call brooms?
"OMFFG DUMBLYDORE?" I asked quietly. If I was Dumbledore I wouldn't hesitate to use the killing curse here.
"Yah I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk." You were sneaking around in Dumbledore's study? She told me. "Come on let's go."
We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Hogsmeade. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE You literally contradicted yourself in the same sentence. I thought only Trump could do that and he gave me a few dresses. Still not preppy "We only have these for da real goffs." "Real Goffs."
"Da real goffs?" Me and B'Loody Mary asked.
"Yah u wouldn't believe how many posers He means you ebony! ther are in this town man!Yesterday loopin and snap How hard is it to spell Snape? tried to buy a goffic camera pouch." There are gothic camera pouches? He shook his head. "I dint even no they had a camera." Oh yeah. I remember. Snape took a video of ebony bathing while Lupin chewed on some food.
"OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN They are at " 's"! I cried, running out of the changing room When did you go in there? wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit. Whew
"Oh my satan Nobody says that you have to buy that outfit" The salesperson said. Every salesperson ever.
"Yeah it looks totlly hot." said B'Loody Mary. Hermoine please.
"You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Oh god the cringe is real Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?" Yeah she goes to every concert which probably happen every other day in Hogsmeade. It's not like Ebony is learning anything at Hogwarts anyways he asked.
"Yeah I am actually." I looked back at him. "Hey BTW my name's ebondy dark'ness dementia TARA You can call me Ebony for short. Or autistic. That works too way what's yours?"
"Tom Rid." *Facepalm* No, she cannot be this stupid! He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. "maybe I'll see you there tonight."
"Yeah I don't think so cause I am going there with my bf drako you sick perv!" Why are you so rude to everyone? He didn't say he wanted to go with you! I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Hargrid flew in on his black broom looking worried. "OMFG EBONDY U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!" What now? Draco slit his wrists again?