Chapter 17.
AN: I sed stup flming da stryo! if ur a prep den dnot red it! u kin tel weder ur a prep or not by ma quiz itz on ma hompage. if ur not den u rok. if u r den FOOOOOK UFFFFFFFFFF! pz willo isn't rely a prep. Raven plz do dis il promis 2 giv u bak ur postr!
AN: I said stop flaming da story! If you're a prep den don't read it! U can tell whether you're a prep or not by ma quiz it's on ma homepage.(She has a homepage?) If you're not then you rock. If u r den FOOOOOK UFFFFFFFFFF! PS willow isn't realy a prep. Raven please do dis I'll promise 2 give u back your poster!(Are they seriously fighting over a sweater and a poster? How old are these people?)
Tom Riddle gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free. Cause Ebony is so sexah. He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. (hes bisezual). Everybody in this story is bisexual. Hargird kept shooting at us to cum Uhhhh…Hagrid is trying to make them cum? I don't recall that happening in the movie back 2 Hogwarts. "WTF Hargrid?" Yeah WTF Hagrid I shouted angrily. "Fuck off you fjucking How can you not even swear properly! bastard." Well anyway Willow came. Why is everyone cumming? Hehehe. Also wasn't Willow dead? Yeah, she got expelled and Hermione murdered her then Lupin did some questionable stuff to her corpse. Hargird went away angrily.
"Hey bitch you look kawaii." she said. Hey Raven. Welcome back from the dead. We were totally not being happy and saying how cute your death was.
"Yah but not as kawaii as you." I answered sadly cause Willow's Did Raven and Tara make up? YES! really pretty and everything. She was wearing a short black corset-thingy with blood red lace on it and a blak blood-red miniskirt, leather fish-nets and black poiny boots that showed off how pale she wuz. Wow. So sexah! She had a really nice body wif big bobs Bobs? and everything. She was thin enouff 2 be anorexic. Anorexia actually does not look sexah at all.
"So r u going 2 da concert wif Draco?" she asked. Another concert? How many concert are there! Jesus!
"Yah." I said happily.
"I'm gong with Diabolo." Wait so Raven and Ron are going out? she anserred happily. Well anyway Draco and Diabolo came. Hehehe They were both loking extremely hot and sexy and u could tell they thoufht we were ot 2. Diabolo was wearing a black t-shirt that said '666' on it. He was wearing tons off makeup jus like Marylin Manson. No Ron…Please…Come back to us. Draco was wearing black leather pants, a gothic black GC t-shirt and black Vans he got from da Warped tower. B'loody Martwas going 2 da concert wif Dracola. Ahahaha…Dracola: Transylvanian Coca Cola Dracola used to be called Navel NOOOO…She ruined Nevile too. Also what's with these weird pairings and ships? but it tuned out dat he was kidnapped at birth and his real family were vampires. They dyed in a car crash. Everyone's parents are dead. That explains why their kids are so fucked up. Navel converted to Satanism and he went goth. *Sob* we've lost Neville now. He was in Slitherin now. Everyone is in syltherin. Luna Lovegood? Slytherin. Her parent's died and she went goth. Ron's rat? His parents were used in a lab experiment. He's a goth now too…except he's dead because ebony shanked him He was wearing a black Wurped t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black hair wif red streekz in it. We kall him Dracula. I'm sticking with Dracolo, the Transylvanian softdrink now. Well anyway we al went 2 Draco's black Mercy-Bens (geddit cuz wer gpffik) No, I don't get it and I never cared. that his dad Lucian Wait Draco's parent's are still alive? Finally! Someone with parents! gave him. We did pot, coke and crak. Don't do drugs kids. Else you become like Ebony. Draco and I made out. We made fun of dose stupid fuking preps. That's all you have going in life? That's actually kind of sad We soon got there….I gapsed.
Gerard was da sexiest guy eva! You boyfriend is right next to you, you slut! He locked even sexier den he did in pix. He had long raven blak hair n piercing blue eyes. He wuz really skinny and he had n amazing ethnic Ethnic? voice. We moshed 2 Helena Never heard of it and sum odder songz. Sudenly Gerard polled of his mask. Again? How many times can voldemort do the same ambush and you guys fall for it? So did the other membez. I gasped. It wasn't Gerard at all! It was an ugly preppy man wif no nose and red eyes Hey! Voldemort is fabulous!.... Every1 ran away but me and Draco. Draco and I came. *Groans* It was….Vlodemort The Russian Voldemort again? and da Death Deelers! Oh Noes! Not da Death Deelers!
"U moronic idiots! " he shooted angstily. "Enoby, I told u to kill Vampire. Thou have failed. And now….I shall kill thou and Draco!" Yes, please do.
"No no please!" We begged sadly but he took out his knife. Knife? Motherfucker you are the dark lord! Take out your wand!
Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. Nooo…Voldemort was just about to kill Ebony! He had lung ? black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed 'avril lavigne' What!? on da back. He shotted a spel and Vlodemort ran away. No…Please come back. It was…DUMBLYDORE!