Chapter 18.
AN: I SED STUP FLAMMING! if u do den ur a fuken prep! fangz 2 raven 4 da help n stuf. u rok! n ur nut a prep. fangz for muh sewter! ps da oder eson dumbeldor swor is koz he trin 2 be gofik so der!
AN: I SAID STOP FLAMING! If you do then you're a fuckin prep! Thanks to raven(Grrr…) for the help (What help!?) and stuff. You rock! and you're not a prep. Thanks for my sweater!(So the sweater brought Raven back to life?) PS the other reason Dumbledore swore is because he trying to be "goffik" so there! (That makes no sense whatsoever)
I woke up the next day in my coffin. I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eyesharrow, blood-bed lipstick and a black really low-cut leather dress that was all ripped and in stripes so you could see my belly. Really classy Ebony. I was wearing a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds inside it. Yeah nothing slutty about that.
(Da night before Draco and I rent back to the skull (geddit skull koz im goffik n I like deth). No I don't geddit and it's extremely stupid Dumbeldore chased Vlodemort away. We flew there on our brooms. I don't know what's going on. Mine was black and the broom-stuff was blood-red. Even the Broom? Please spare us There was lace all over it. Draco had a black MCR boom. Nobody cares! We went back to our rooms and we had you-know-what Just say sex. You are 17 years old! to a Linkin Park song. That's weird. Having sex to a linkin park song is just weird right? I mean you can't maintain a rhythm like that.)
Well anyway I went down to the Grate Hall. Grate? Yes, please grate Ebony into shreds There all da walls were painted black and da tables were black too.No…She ruined Hogwarts too! But you fould see that there was pink pant underneath the black pant. Whose wearing pink pants underneath the black pants? And there were pastors This school does need pastors of poser bands everywhere, like Ashlee Simpson Never heard of them and the Backstreet Boys. Hey! FOOK YOU! Backstreet Boys are cool!
"WTF!" Yeah, WTF?I shouted going to sit next to B'loody Mary and Willow. B'loody Mary was wearing a black leather mini with a Good Chraloote You can't even spell your favorite bands correctly Ebony t-shirt, black fishnets and black pointy boots. Willow was wearing a long gothic blak dress with blood red writing that was all lacy and came up to your thighs My thighs? and black boots and fishnets. Vampire, Dracula Dracola and Draco came. Everyone is jizzing everywhere. We started to talk about who was sexier, Mikey or Gerard Way or Billie Joe Armstrong. The boys joined in cause they were bi. *groans*
"Those guys are so fucking hot." Navel When did he become a bellybutton? was saying as suddenly a gothic old man with a black beard Please don't let it be who I think it is and everything came. Hehehehehe. Jizz everywhere. He was the same one who had chassed away Vlodemort Finally someone bested this Russian voldemort! yesterday. He had normal tan skin but he was wearing white foundation and he had died his hare He killed his rabbit? Awww…black.
"….DUMBLEDORE? No! Why!? *starts crying* 1!" we all gasped.
"WTF?" I shouted angrily. "I thought he was just wearing that to scare Volsemort!" I'm also scared of goth Dumbledore.
"Hello everyone." he said happily."As u can see I gave the room a makeover. Whjat do u fink about it?"
Everyone from the poser table in Gryiffindoor started to cheer. At least someone is cheerful in this fuckin dreary world.Well we goths just looked at each other all disfusted Disfusted? and shook our heads. We couldn't believe what a poser he was!1. I actually agree with Ebony here. Bring back normal Dumbledore.
"BTW you can call me Albert. What no goth name for Dumbledore? No, Abbadon or Lucifer or anything?" HE CALLED AS WE LEFT to our classes.
"What a fucking poser!" Draco shouted angrily as we we OUI OUI to Transformation. Transformation? You mean Transfiguration. What are they fucking teaching at Hogwarts? We were holding hands. Vampire looked really jealous. Harry is looking at Draco. Not at you Ebony. I could see him crying blood in a gothic way (geddit, way lik Gerard) It could be the AIDS you got from ebony, who got it from Draco but I didn't say anything. "I bet he's havin a mid-life crisis!" Willow shouted. Harry is 17. His life hasn't begun yet.
I was so fucking angry.