Chapter 20.

AN: I sed I dnoty ker wut u fink! stof pflamin ok prepz!1 fangz 2 raven 4 da help!1 oh yah btw ill be un vacation in transilvania 4 da nex 3 dayz so dnot expect updatz.

AN: I said I don't care what you think! Stop flaming ok preps!(But you said you didn't care!) 1 thanks to Raven(Grrr…) for the help! 1 Oh yeah BTW I'll be on vacation in Transylvania(Lol sure) for the next 3 days so don't expect updates.

All day I wondered what the surprise was. Please let it be death Meanwhile, I pot on a blak ledder mini, a blak corset with urple lace stuff all over it, an black gothic compact boots. You can't be real. How many times can she describe this shit MCR were gong 2 do the concert again, How many concerts have been there in Hogsmeade by now? 50? 70? since Volxemort (Vlodemort/Vlocemort/Volfemort/Volsemort/Volxemort) had taken over the last one. I slit my wrists while I moshed 2 MCR in my bedroom all night, feeling excited. Wait, you slit your wrists while dancing excitedly? Suddenly someone knocked on the door while I was trying on sum black clothes Again? You had clothes on didn't you? and moshing to Fang u 4 da Venom. I gut all mad and turned it of, but sacredly I hopped inside dat it was Draco so we could do it again. How many times have they had sex in this week? Jesus.

"Wut de fucking hell r u doing!" I shouted angrily. It was Loopin! Yay "R u gonna cum rape me or what." Nobody wants to rape you Ebony. Calm down. I yelled. I was allowed to say dat because Dumblydore had told us all 2 be careful around hem and Snap since he was a pedo. Lupin did nothing wrong. He was simply chewing some food.

"No, actshelly (geddit, hell Act shelly?) kan I plz burrow sum condemns." he growld angrily. WTF. So your teacher randomly walks into your room asking for condoms? I'm sorry but I must be the rare one who hasn't experienced this.

"Yah, so u can fuk ur six-yr-old gurlfriend, huh?" I shouted sarkastikally. Hey Tonks is an adult woman.

"Fuker." He said, gong away.Yes. "Gong" away.

Well anyway, I put on some black eyesharow, black eyeliner, and some black lipstick and white foundation. Then I went. Where? Den I gasped….Snake and Loopin were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, Gross. This is the worst ship I've ever seen. and Dobby was watching!1 Why? Why did she ruin poor dobby's life?

"Oh my god you ludacris idiot!" Ludacris? they both shooted angrily when they saw me. EWW Dobby ran away crying. I would too. Dey got up, though. Normally I wood have ben turned on (I luv cing guyz do it) What is wrong with you Ebony? but both of them were fuking preps. (btw snake is movd 2 griffindoor now)Who's snake? And if you mean Snape. He's a teacher. He doesn't have a house.

"WTF is that why u wanted condoms?" I asked sadistically. (c I speld dat) You misspelled SPELLED! Are you kidding me?

"Only you wouldn't give them to me!" Lumpkin shouted angrily. I mean she's not obligated to give you anything Lupin. Get your own fucking condoms. Also I'm telling Tonks about this shit.

"Well you shoulda told me." I replayed. Oh god she's an idiot.

"You dimwit!." Snake began 2 shoot Stop cumming everywhere Snape! angrily. And then…I took out my black camera and took a pic of them. U could see that they were naked and everything. Pretty sure that's illegal and you could get expelled for that but sure…

"Well xcuse me!" they both shouted angrily. "What was dat al about?" Ahahaha. Nobody goes "well excuse me!". They'd probably say: Did you just take a picture bitch?

"It wuz to blackmail u." I snarked. They are adult wizards. They can literally kill you right now Ebony. I mean I would "So now next time you see me doing it with my boyfriend you cant fuking rat me out or I'll show dis to Dumbledork. Dumbledork? Okay that one has to be on purpose. Also Ebony, everyone and their cat knows that you and Draco are bumping nasties. So fuck off, u bastards!" I started to run. They chased me but I threw my wound at them and dey tripped over it. …You threw your wand at them? Why did you just not cast a spell you fucking imbecile? Well anyway,I went outside and there was Vampire, looking extremely fucking hot. You already have a boyfriend you bitch!

"WTF where'd Draco?" I asked him. Why should Harry know?

"Oh he's bein a fucking bastard. He told me he wouldn't cum." Draco going through erectile disfunction huh? Vampire said shaking his hed. "U wanna cum with me? She does. She'd do it with a merman if she could 2 the concert?"

Then….. he showed me his flying car. Everybody has a flying car. I gasped. It was a black car. Surprise! He said his dogfather Dogfather? Serious Blak Serious Blak? had given it 2 him. The license plate on the front sed MCR666 on it. The one on da back said 'ENOBY' on it. He spelled you name wrong Ebony! I would be mad If I was her.

….I gasped.

We flew to the concert hall. MCR were there, playing. Wow she ditched draco just because he can't cum? Man this girl is rutheless.

Vampire and I began 2 make out, *Cough*Slut*Cough* moshing to the muzik. I gapsed, looking at da band.

I almost had an orgasim. Organism? She had an organism? Gerard was so fucking hot! The guy you cheated on with your boyfriend on is right next to you. Can you focus on one man for like 5 seconds ebony. He begin 2 sing 'Helena' I actually listened to song. It's not even bad and his sexah Sexah! beautiful voice began 2 fill the hall. Hall? In a concert? ….And den, I heard some crrying. I turned and saw Draco, cryin in a corner. Sorry Draco. If you can't get it up then you're not worth Ebony's time.