Chapter 21.
AN: fuk u ok! u fokng suk. itz nut ma fult if itz speld rong ok koz dat bich ravern cuz it fok u prepz!1 woopz soz raven fangz 4 da help. btw transilvana rox hrad!1 I even gut 2 go 2 da kasel wer drkola was flimed!
AN: Fuck you ok! You fucking suck. It's not my fault if it's spelt wrong (What? But it's your story, how is it not your fault?) ok because that bitch raven (What did Raven take now?) cus it fuck u prepz! (That made no sense!) 1 woops sorry raven thanks 4 da help. (She just called her a bitch!) Btw Transylvania rocks hard!1 I even gut 2 go 2 da castle where Dracula was filmed! (No you didn't.)
Later we all went in the skull. Geddit, cus she's goffik? Draco was crying in da common room. Wasn't he crying at the concert? "Draco are u okay?" Yes, that's why I'm crying. I asked in a gothic voice.
"No I'm not u fuking bitch!" he shouted angrily. Finally. Draco has some common sense He stated to run out of the place in a suicidal way. He ran away in a suicidal way? How do you do that? I stated to cry cuz I was afraid he would commit suicide. He has already done that twice I think.
"Its ok Enoby." said Vampire comfortly. "Ill make him feel better." I'm sure you will! Huehuehue
"U mean you'll go fuck him wont you!" Yup. I shouted angrily. Then I ran 2 get Draco. Vampire came too. Ewww. Harry wtf is wrong with you?
"Draco please come!" *laughs out loud* he began to cry. Why is everyone crying? Tears of blood came down his pail face. Go see a doctor. I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. Your boyfriend just ran away "in a suicidal way" Maybe go check up on him you selfish bitch. It's alright. It's not like he's going to die or anything. (if ur a homophone den fuk of!) You literally called people "Gay Fags!".
And then….. we herd sum footsteps! *Gasp* Footsteps? Vampire got out his blak invincibility coke. His coke is invisible? Schrodinger's Drugs. They both exist and don't exist until you snort them We both gut under it. Gut? We saw the janitor Mr. Norris Mrs. Norris is a janitor? How did a cat get a job at Hogwarts? there, shouting angrily with a flashlight in his hand. Yes all these cats with flashlights in their hands.
"WHOSE THERE!" he shouted angrily. We saw Filth come. Filth? Filch but he's really dirty? He went unda da invisibility cloke and started to meow loudly. Oh, she made "Filth" the cat and Mrs. Norris the janitor!
"IS ANY1 THERE!" yelled Mr. Norris. I hate this girl.
"No fuck u you preppy little poser sun of a fukcing bich!" Vampire said under his breast Harry has boobs? WTF. in a disgusted way. Nice. You just gave your postion away you goddamn retard.
"EXCUS ME! EXCUS ME WHO SED DAT!" yelled Mr. Norris. These idiots who are doing Schrodinger's drugs under the invisibility cloak! Den he heard Filch meow. "Filth is der any1 unda da cloak!" he asked. Filth nodded. Imagine a cat nodding. And then….Vampir frenched me! Harry. Now is not the time son He did it jus as ….. Mr. Norris was taking of da cloak!1
"WHAT DA-" I'm I'm what? A leprechaun? he yelled but it was 2 late cuz now we were ruining away frum him. And den we saw Draco crying n bustin in2 tearz and slitting his rists outside of da school. Nobody cares at this point. It's not like he's going to die or anything.
"Draco!" I cried. "R u okay?" You've cheated on him multiple times with his ex-gay boyfriend! No! He's not fucking okay!
"I guess though." Draco weeped. Wait what? He's actually okay? We went back to our coffins frenching each other. Draco forgave her? Seriously? Draco and I decided to watch Lake Placid (c isnt da deprezzin It's gory, not depressing) on the gothic red bed together. As I wuz about 2 put in the video, my eyes rolled up … and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now. How is she having visions? I thought it was Harry's thing? There was a knok on the door and Fug Fug? and da Mystery of Magic walked into the school! So Cornelius Fudge and the "Mystery of Magic" is here. I can't wait to tell the ministry what everyone has been up to in this retarded school! I'll tell on you Ebony! 1 1111111