Chapter 22.
AN: stfu! prepz stup flaming ok if u dnot lik it fuk of I no itz mr. noris itz raven's folt ok!11 u suk!1 no jus kidding raven u fokieng rok prepz suk!1
AN: STFU! Preps stop flaming ok. If you don't like it fuck off. I know it's .(No it's not .) It's Raven's fault ok!(It's your fucking story Tara. Stop blaming Raven. That's my job.) 11 You suck!1 No, just kidding(WTF. Does Tara think that Raven just forgets these insults after a few seconds?) Raven you fucking rock preps suck! 1
All day everyone talked about the Misery of Magic. Misery of Magic? Even the ministry of magic is depressed! Well anyway, I woke up the next day. I was in my coffin so I opened the door. Somebody needs to nail her coffin and bury it. I was wearing blak lacey leather pajamas. Then I gasped.
Standing in front of me where…. B;loody Mary, Vampire, Diabolo, Draco, Dracula and Willow! Why is everyone watching Ebony sleep?
I opened my crimson eyes. How did she know they were there if her eyes were closed until now. Vampie/Witch powers? Willow was wearing I hope Ebony dies in the end. a tight black leather top with pictures of bloody roses all over it. She's done? Yay! Under that NO! she wart a black poofy skirt wit lace on it and black gothic boots that was attached to the top. The boots were attached to her top? That looks ridiculous. Vampire was wearing Oh for Christ sake a baggy Simple Plan t-shirt and baggy black pants and Vans. Draco was wearing Can this get any stupider? a black MCR t-shirt and blak jeans and a leather jacket. He looked just likee Gerard Way, and almost as fucking sexy. Vampire looked like Joel Madden. B'loody Mary Yes, Yes it can was wearing a tight black poofy gothic dress that she had ripped so it showed of all her clearage with a white apron that said 'bich' It's even spelled wrong on the clothes! and other swear words Why would you wear that and MCR lyrics on it kind of like one dress I had seen Amy Lee wear once. Darkness (who is Jenny Ginny? ) was there too. She was I want to murder her. weaving a ripped gothic black dress with ripped stuff all over it and a lace-up top thing and black pointy boots. I couldn't care less if everyone was naked So were Crab and Goyle. It turns out that Darkness, Diabolo, Crab and Goyle's dad was a vampire. Yeah my dad is a vampire too. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists with a razor. I thought vampire's couldn't die by slitting their wrists? He had raped … What! them and stuff before too. Yeah casual rape and abuse They all got so depressed that they became goffik and converted to Stanism. Stan-ism. Worshipping Stan by Eminem.
"OMFG" Yaassss! Sorry! Just a random moment. I yielded as I jumped up. "Why the fuck are u all here?" To sacrifice her to Satan?
"Enoby something is really fucked up." Draco said. Yes and it's you Ebony.
"OK but I need to put my fucking clothes on first." She's naked? WTF! I like how Ebony is just standing there naked, making casual conversation I shouted angrily.
"It's all right. We have to go now and you look kawaii Every boy thinks a naked girl is cute anyway. Your so fucking beautiful." Alright Draco. Keep it in your pants. Draco said in a sexy voice.
"Oh all right." I said smiling. You're a goth! How dare you smile like all the other preps!? "But you have to tell me why your being all erective." *Laughs out loud* So everyone watching Ebony has an erection. Jesus!
"I will I will." he said. Fuck you! Fuck you!
So I just put on some black eyeliner, black lipstick and red eyeshadow and white foundation. I will murder you Ebony Then I came. Oh god my mind has been turned dirty by Ebony all went outside the Great Hal You spelled Hall wrong !? I give up on life. and looked in from a widow. A fucking prep called Britney Britney! Finally someone whose normal around these parts from Griffindoor was standing next to us. She was wearing a pink mini and a Hilary Duff t-shirt so we put up our middle fingers at her. Thanks for wearing normal clothes Brittney. Inside the Great Hall we could see Dumbledork. Cornelia Fudged The minister of magic is a woman? Finally the first woman minister of magic! was there shouting at Dumbledore. Doris Rumbridge Dolores Umbridge but on a rum addiction was there too.
"THIS CANNOT BE!" she shouted angrily. "THE SCHOOL MUST BE CLOSED!" Why? Because Ebony is so appalling? I mean it doesn't matter. Everyone is fucked up around these parts.
"THE BARK LORD Bark Lord? Yes the lord of all the barking. Commander of all doggos. IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!" yelled Cornelia Fudge. Honestly I would let voldemort kill them.
"YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!" yelled Rumbridge. "YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!" Dumbledore is the only one who actually did anything in this school. He saved the students at least two times!
"Very well." Dumbledore She spelt his name right! said angrily. "Butt Hehe. we cannot do this. We can't close the school. There is only one person who is capable of killing Voldemort and she is in the school. And her name is…..Enony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way." Why? What makes her the chosen one? Except for being the mother of all Mary Sue's? She literally threw her wand at Snape and Lupin when she was running away from them. You think this girl with all the intelligence level of a plywood plank is the most capable person to defeat Voldemort? Yeah fuck everyone in this universe.
Draco, Crab, Goyle, Darkness, Willow, Vampire and B'loody Mary looked at each other…I gasped.