Chapter 23.
AN: dhut da fok up biches!1 ur jus jelos koz I gut 10000 reviowz!1 fangz 2 raven 4 da help n telin me bout da boox gurlu rok letz go shopin 2getha!
AN: Shut the fuck up bitches!(Language Young Lady!) 1 Your just jealous cos I got 10000 reviews!(I just checked. They are all flames!) 1 thanks to Raven(Grrr…) for the help and telling me about the books.(Thanks Raven.) Girl you rock Let's go shopping together!(That's not preppy at all)
The door opened and Proffesor Rumbridge The teacher hooked on Rum. and Cornelia Fudgestomped out angrily. Then Dumbledumand Rumbridge sawed us. Thanks! Finally they killed them!
"MR. WAY ? WHAT THE BEEP ARE YOU DOING!" I'm beeping trying to read this beeping story! Beep Off you beeping cunt!
Rumbridge shouted angrily. Dumbledore blared Like a goat or a sheep? at her.
"Oops she made a mistake!" What? he corrupted her. He corrupted her? That sounds pretty dark actually "She means hi everybody cum in!" Ebony I know you have low morals but jesus Christ! Everybody all at once? This is some Sasha Grey level slutiness!
Well we all came in angrily. Ewwww So did all the other students. Even louder Ewww I sat between Darkness Ginny and Draco and opposite B'loody Mary. Hermione Crab and Goyle started 2 make some morbid jokes. They both looked exactly like Ville Vollo. Who the beep is Ville Vollo? I eight some Count Chocula I actually just go with Fruit Loops and drank som blood from a cup.I usually go with a six-pack of blood Then I herd ? someone shooting angrily. I looked behind me it was…Vampire! He and Draco were shooting at eachother. Oh god! That is the grossest mental image I've ever pictured. Like Draco and Harry having a "swordfight" and then shooting. Okay...I'm sorry.
"Vampire, Draco WTF?" I asked. Yeah WTF.
"You fucking bustard!" yelled Draco at Vampire. "I want to shit next to her!1" I want to shit next to her too.
"No I do!" shouted. Guys! Calm down. You can both shit next to her.
"No she doesn't fucking like u, you son of a bitch!" yelled Draco. She's fucked both of you and she's expressed lust towards half of the men in this world. I'm not sure who she likes.
"No fuck you motherfucker she laves Lave me Lave me say that you Lave me me not you!" shouted Vampire. And then… he jumped on Draco! (no not in dat way u perv) To be honest I was thinking of it in that wayThey started to fight and beat up each other. Or have sex. They have done it before.
Dumbldore yelled at them but they didn't stop. All of a sudden… a terrible man with red eyes and no nose flew in on his broomstick. So Voldemort can come in Hogwarts at any time without any warning or consequences? Anybody wanna cast any protection charms? Or just use normal locks on doors? He had no nose So a man with no nose had no nose? and was wearing a gray robe. All the glass in the window he flew thru fell apart. Britney that fucking prep started to cry. Yes the dark lord comes into your school to probably murder somebody and she cried. Honestly I think Britney is the only likable person in all of this story. Vampire and Draco stopped fighting….I shopped eating….Everyone gasped. Da room fell silent….Volzemort! Shakes head(Vlodemort/Vlocemort/Volfemort/Volsemort/Volxemort/ Volzemort)
"Eboby…..Ebony…." Darth Valer Darth Valer? The love child of Voldemort and Darth Vader sed evilly in his raspy voice. "Thou havfe failed ur mission. Now I shall kill thou and I shall kill Vampire as well. If thou does not kill him before then I shall kill Draco too!" Cool. Go Ahead.
"Plz don't make me kill him plz!" I begged.
"No!" he laughed crudely. "Kill him, or I shall kill him anyway!" Then he flew away cackling. Seriously? Hundreds of people in the school plus capable teachers and Dumbledore, one of the most able wizards and voldemort just walks away without a single spell being cast. I call bullshit.
I bust into tears. I give up. It's not worth it Draco and Vampire came to contort me. Suddenly my eyes rolled up so they looked all cool and gothic. Or you look like you're having a seizure had a vision were I saw some lighting flash and then Voldremot (Vlodemort /Vlocemort/ Volfemort/ Volsemort/ Volxemort/ Volzemort/ Voldremort) coming to kill Draco while Draco slit his wrists in a depressed way. I'm pretty sure Draco is immortal at this point.
"No!" I screamed sexily.*Groan* Suddenly I locked up and stopped having the vision.
"Ebony Ebony aure you alright?" asked Draco in a worried voice.
"Yeah yeah." I said sadly and sexily as I got up.
"Everyfing's all right Enoby." said Vampire all sensetive. Draco's not going to like that.
"No its not!" I shouted angrily. Tearz of blood went down my face. "OMFG what if I'm getting possessed like in Da Ring 2!" Oh please. At least the girl in the ring had some morals even if she was a ghost.
"Its ok gurl." said B'loody Mary. "Maybe u should ask Proffesor Sinister Is she evil? about what the visions mean though."
"Ok bich." Yaaassss Bitch.