#1:
The grinning face stared at me from the darkness beyond my bedroom window. I live on the fourteenth floor.
#2:
Being buried alive was bad enough. Realizing I wasn't alone in my grave, well, that was worse.
#3:
The scientists celebrated the very first successful cryogenic freezing. Unfortunately, he had no way of letting him know he was still conscious.
#4:
I always thought my cat had a staring problem, since she always seemed fixated on my face. That is until one day, when I realized that she was actually looking just behind me.
#5:
After I killed my wife, I was afraid my son would ask where his mom was. But he never did, until tonight after dinner when he asked me, "Daddy, why are you carrying mommy on your back?"
#6:
There is nothing cuter than the laughter of a baby. That is, unless it's 1:00 AM and you're home alone.
#7:
My girlfriend tells me to stop breathing to heavily. But I'm not.
#8:
You hear your mother calling you from the kitchen. But when you head downstairs, you hear from the closet, "Don't go in the kitchen, honey. I heard it too."
#9:
I woke up to hear knocking on the glass. At first, I thought it was from the window, until it came from the mirror again.
#10:
I always did love your face and everything about it. That's why I'm wearing it now.
#11:
I tuck my son in bed for the night when he tells me, "Daddy, check under the bed for monsters". I look under for his amusement when I see another him under the bed saying, "Daddy, there's something on my bed".